Pool-bound

Felix was just walking through the courtyard, a grin on his face, for some reason he had the impression it was going to be a good day. He had won a prize from his Fruity Loopies, cereal box. As he got dropped off at school, he found a ten dollar bill. He looked up at the sun, shining brightly, it was a strange feeling; he was excited to go to school.

Suddenly something stabbed him in the eye, he dropped to the floor the world going dark. "NNGGH SUNNUVA BI-" He stopped himself from shouting by biting onto his lip. Hard. Felix jumped to his feet, his right eye closed and tearing up, he looked around him, finding no sign of the bastard that had temporarily blinded him. So if they weren't around, the only place left was - 'Up.' He looked towards the roof of the school, a figure stood , silhouetted by the sun. Pointing up at the roof with one hand, and using his other as a microphone he shouted up at the person. "DON'T YOU MOVE!"

Felix crushed the paper airplane in his hand not even reading it; before sprinting into the building, ramming through students. A teacher shouted at him, "Hey quit running in the hal-" Felix drop kicked the man in the nose. No one was going to stop him from getting his revenge.

Finally he made it to the roof top, his breathing only slightly affected by his mad sprint through the school. His eye was fine by now, but the wound to his pride would remain until this guy faced his fury. "You are so-" He paused looking at the boy. The guy was absolutely ripped. "-much bigger than I first thought." He let out a shaky breath, he hadn't expected this, but the stain to his pride still stood. "We're throwing down right now!" And took his fighting stance.

"My eye's fine." He would say, looking down at the floor to look as unintimidating as possible. He would slowly draw closer to the boy, as if he wanted to ask him something personal, before bending his knees slightly and springing into the air, angling the jump so that his back was pointed towards the kid. He would attempt to put his hand on either side of his neck, using his body weight to bring the boy down to the floor. It was a textbook "RKO~!"

His RKO failed, the guy rolled out of it like he was some type of action hero. Touching back down on the ground, he rushed him trying to gain the upper hand. Just as he was with striking range, the boy was ready for him, putting up his guard. Jumping into the air, he brought his knees up to his chest before propelling them forward explosively, aimed at his chest, intending to break his block.

"DROPKICK OF OCULAR JUSTICE~!"

Felix felt his attack whiff, and watched in disbelief as he sailed over the boys head. The boy quickly rammed his body into Felix propelling them even higher upward. With his previous momentum, combined with the kids, who was literally equal to his, they were dangerously high, he could see the schools pool down below them.

A strange feeling of lucidity passed over him. He would attempt to grab the kid, latching on tightly. Their current trajectory would send them over the edge of the roof and then some, of this he was certain. But what he wasn't so certain about was the pool at the bottom, would they make it? He looked to the boy, as time seemed to slow down, offering an eloquent, "Aw shit."

All of a sudden Felix regretted his decision. Seriously! Why would jumping from the top of the school building into the pool that was at least two stories below them, even come across as a smart idea? At this point it was literally out of his hands, he didn't know any crazy magic shit that the other kids at this school seemed to know, so his fall was unavoidable.

"Fuck me!" The boy tightly wrapped around Felix's mid section, turning his head he added quickly. "Not literally!" With himself being positioned below the kid, it was almost as if . . . 'Son of a bitch.' He planned to use him as a sort of cushion from the water beneath them. Felix tried to wiggle, but it was no use, with nothing to hold onto save this high school body builder, there was nothing he could do; the boy's grip was locked in tight, and there was no way Felix was going to out muscle him.

He sighed, this was either really going to hurt, kill him, or both. He hoped it was neither, though he knew that was a vain hope. They were plummeting now, faster, he caught glimpses of students through the classroom windows, unaware of the crazy shit going on outside, one final idea came to him, it wouldn't save him, but it sure as hell would look cool. 'If this is how I'm going out, then I'm going my way.' He spread his arms and legs, the ultimate belly flop. "WITNESS ME, I AM AWAITED IN VALHALL-!" Felix hit the water. Hard.

When he made contact with the water, the sound was akin to the worlds largest butt being smacked by the worlds largest paddle. But to Felix, it felt like a nuke had went off inside his own body. The water felt like a giant punch to his entire body, his front half felt like it had been set ablaze, he expelled all his air in shock; gulping in a mass of water. Needless to say it hurt bad.


With the boy's added weight, along with his school clothes, and having the whole front half of his body feel like a raw nerve, swimming was impossible. Still dazed and in shock from the intensity of slamming into the water, he tried kicking to the surface, but it was to no avail. He sunk to the bottom quickly, his vision was fading fast. His kicks, and flailing arms soon slowed until they were nothing more than slight twitches. He couldn't go out like this, but everything was so damn heavy. He would die performing the greatest belly flop known to man . . . what a shitty way to go. His struggling stopped entirely, along with his consciousness he was out cold.