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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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Post by Dog on Jul 7, 2015 23:37:51 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG TEAM 1: NAOTORA WOULD GET LOST CHASING VIVI! WHERE WAS SHE NOW? SHUGO WAS DOG-PILED! AND NOT BY A DOG! TEAM 2: NANAMI WOULD SIT ON SOMETHING! IT WOULD BARK AT HER! KAI'S NOSE WOULD LEAD HIM TO A GIANT PILE OF DOG'S POOP. IT WAS FRESH. HE HAD NINJACO BELL.... GALILEO WOULD LEAD SARAH TO KAZUYA... SHE WAS HUNGRY. FOR BOYS!!!!!! SHE WOULD START TO HUMP KAZUYA. TEAM 3: VIVI WOULD LOSE NAOTORA. VIVI AND SORAN WOULD SEE A CLUE! SOME RIPPED OUT DOG HAIR(MOST LIKELY DONE BY THAT BASTARD CAT). HIMEKO WOULD SEE THE SAME CHUNK OF FUR! KAZUYA WOULD ATTRACT CUTE GIRLS AND A BEAR BUT NOT A DOG WITH HIS FOOD!
THIS FAT HUMAN SAT ON ME. WHAT THE HELL. I AM A DOG!!!!! I AM NOT FOR SITTING ON!!!!!!! I WOULD BITE HER BUTT!!!
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Post by Naotora Kyoya on Jul 7, 2015 23:39:47 GMT -5
We were the fire on the moonlit skies Naotora didn't know what to do now that she was lost! So she just sort of... collapsed in the fetal position on the floor and started crying. She needed a friend to get through this. Where was her mom? Her dad? NANAMI?! Nanami never got lost! WHERE WAS SHE EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO FROM HERE! "All around me are familiar faces... worn out places... worn out facessssssss..." she sang quietly in between sobs. Naotora is officially useless.
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Jul 7, 2015 23:41:20 GMT -5
I think I, I fell in love again. Maybe I just took too much cough medicine. But I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet, the best worst thing. You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out. You take the full, full truth, then you poor some out. -- an american beauty *
"DOWN GALILEO, DOWN GIRL, NO HUMPING!" She looked over to Kazuya, "TAKE THE FETAL POSITION, START SAYING FUCK BOY THINGS, QUICK EVERYONE HOW DO YOU TURN OFF A BEAR? WHAT IS A BEAR TURN OFF? OH DEAR GOD THIS IS UNBEARBLE! HANG IN THERE KAZUYA!"
Sarah was laughing but also booping her bear on the nose to give her a direction to quit, "BAD BAD BEAR, NO BEAR, DOWN PLEASE!"
I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth. But it's your thread count I really care about. Stay up 'til the lights go out, Stay up, Stay up. And as we're drifting off to sleep. All those dirty thoughts of me they were never yours to keep ulla
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on Jul 7, 2015 23:42:40 GMT -5
This be the verse you grave for me: Here he lies where he longed to be; Home is the sailor, home from sea, And the hunter home from the hill.
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Nanami looked surprised as something touched her butt. It made noise. That wasn't normal. It wasn't a fart. Before she looked down, it bit her butt. And she screamed.
"AAAHHHH!! WHAT IS IT?! A SNAKE? A BEAR? A SPIDER?! A GIANT PERVERTED FROG? Wait, can those even bite..."
She looked down and saw an headband wearing dog... DOG!
"PUPPY I FOUND YOU!" She would hug and squish and hug the dog before rushing out allllllllllll the way to Niku Hatsufury to end this event to present the prize.
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Jul 7, 2015 23:46:50 GMT -5
OMG WHYYYYYYYYYY. Kazuya would find himself surrounded by a bear and cute girls. And said bear was humping him to death! HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT PUBERTY YET, THIS WAS THE WORST! Sarah wasn't making it any better by laughing at him either. He'd throw the bone off to the side, maybe the bear would follow it!
"SARAH IF I DIE I SWEAR TO KAMI I WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU AND YOUR BEAR!"
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Post by Vivi Perish on Jul 7, 2015 23:52:57 GMT -5
Vivi found a piece of dog fur and figured the creature must be close! It was then that she saw the girl from before running away with the dog! "LOOK SORAN THERE THEY ARE! IT'S TIME TO KILL.
Vivi's face twisted into a ferocious snarl as she went in to competitive animal mode and dashed after Nanami on all fours as fast as she possibly could in attempt to sanic the heghorg her! Assuming she reached her, Vivi would attempt to snatch the dog straight out of Nanami's hands and continue to run toward Nick Fury Sensei!
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Jul 7, 2015 23:56:23 GMT -5
Unfortunately as the shadow clones approached, I trapped them all in the same genjutsu. It was pretty easy since the clones were rather ill formed and weak. Soruto never was the best when it came to using chakra. I used my byakugan amplified by the power of my mangekyo sharingan and rinnegan to locate Dog. Once I did, I would use Lightning Release Chakra mode, it amplified my speed by an insane amount. I would use this speed to quickly travel to the location of dog. Unfortunately... I traveled to my dog. Who was not lost. No. He was just busy stuffing his face eating food in my bed room.
"Dammit, I give up."
I sighed and laid down in bed.
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Jul 8, 2015 0:07:19 GMT -5
'HOLY MUDDER OF NIKU NUTS!! WE FOUND IT!!' Kai didn't care anymore that he failed again. Kai would just in case whisper into the ear bud. "Good job guys. Thanks senpai for saving me from my errors." Kai would smile hugely and throw kunais at anyone who tried to get Nanami and Sarah. At this point, it was protect and end. Kai would stay near Nanami, so just in case she fell and dropped the dog, Kai could catch, throw more kunais, and run for his fooqing life. Thank the Bara Kami who blessed us to finish this...
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Post by Dog on Jul 8, 2015 0:08:12 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG TEAM 1:NOATORA'S FACE WOULD LAND IN A PILE OF POOP ON THE GROUND. HOW SAD.... SHE ALSO GOT ATTACKED BY SORAN FOR SOME REASON.TEAM 2:SARAH'S BEAR TAMING SKILLS WOULD BE INEFFECTIVE! GALILEO WAS IMMOBILIZED BY LOVE!TEAM 3:GALILEO WOULD THROW KAZUYA OVER HER SHOULDER AND TAKE HIM INTO THE BACK ROOM FOR A LITTLE ALONE TIME. SORUTO WOULD ATTACK THE WRONG GIRL. POOR NAOTORA... I WOULD BE PICKED UP BY ARMS OF AN UGLY GIRL AND I WOULD STRUGGLE TO GET AWAY. WHO EVER WOULD PICK ME UP AND DELIVER ME TO NICK FURY-SENSEI WOULD GET PEED ON. A LOT. LIKE.... THEY WOULD BE DRENCHED IN STINKY DOG PEE. AHAHAHAHA SUCKERS!!!!yLCjqD5bODD ROLLS - NANAMI GETS DOG TO NICK FURY-SENSEIEVEN ROLLS - SANIC THE VIVI GETS DOG TO NICK FURY-SENSEI(GM POST AFTER THIS)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2015 0:16:13 GMT -5
"Thank you for bringing back Dog to me, Team 2. You have passed this D-Rank mission." Nick Fury-sensei while petting Dog. "You live to see another day... Mother fuckers."
All players receive +3 EXP. TEAM 1 AND TEAM 3 receive one of the following: $300 or 1 Custom ticket or Nick Fury-sensei's Ninja Headband: Somehow you got this headband from Nick Fury-sensei. Wear it over your eye to make yourself feel like the coolest and fastest sensei you ever had. +10 dex for one post per thread. TEAM 2 receives one of the following: $300 or 1 Custom ticket or Orange Tacky Tracksuit: Wearing this tracksuit doesn't make you look cool, or even slightly like a badass. In fact, it makes you look like you watch way too much Naruto. Bloody weeb. Once per thread you can dodge an attack by substituting yourself with a log. LOG'D! You cannot counter attack in this post.
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on Jul 8, 2015 0:19:26 GMT -5
This be the verse you grave for me: Here he lies where he longed to be; Home is the sailor, home from sea, And the hunter home from the hill.
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Nanami would keel over afterwards, vomiting from the sheer amount of pee that covered her person at this point. She felt filthy. She would require many baths after this day.
"Puppy why I loved you so much and you killed me..." She rolled over and sobbed grossly.
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Jul 8, 2015 0:27:02 GMT -5
RIP Kazuya. How the hell would he even be able to fight back against a bear, much less one immobilized by love!? He would just flail his 13 year old legs and slam his fists against Galileo, because he didn't want to die by snoo snoo! HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!
"SARAH I WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOUR BEAR UNTIL THE DAY YOU BOTH DIE! I SWEAR TO KAMI I SHOULD'VE STAYED AT HOME TODAY!"
(OOC: Custom ticket please.)
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Post by Vivi Perish on Jul 8, 2015 0:34:02 GMT -5
(Listen to the music below as you read for added effect bros) When Vivi failed to catch the dog, this was her reaction: She fell to her knees on the road and stared off into the sunset. Dramatic music played in the back round as she untied her ninja head band and held it in her hands. "I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE A NINJA IF I CANT EVEN CATCH A DOG. I AM NOT WORHTY TO BE A NINJA IF I CAN NOT PROPERLY USE FUCK OFF NO JUTSU. I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE A NINJA IFF I STEAL A BUNCH OF MEAT FROM A RAMEN STAND AND THEN GET CHASED HALF WAY ACROSS THE TOWN BY SOME CHIKC TRYIN TO HIT ME WITH A POLE AND STILL FAILING..." Vivi dramatically monologued for another ten minutes before standing up and heading off to McDonald's for a burger.(Taking Nick Fury-sensei's Ninja Headband)
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Jul 8, 2015 0:34:40 GMT -5
(OOC: Ima take over Niku Sensei for a moment here...) Unfortunately, Kai was in the splash zone of them Doge's pee pee so Niku Fiyuri Sensei pulled out a new orange tracksuit for Kai. "I'm doing this because I love you baka!! It's just because you smell!!" Kai would see Niku Fuyuri Sensei blush and look away as he handed over the brand new suit that looked exactly the same as Kai's previous jumpsuit. Kai didn't care though. He would do his typical habit of bowing 90 degrees and walk away. (The orange tracksuit btw... tysm for this speed event GodMom aka Momdog)
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Jul 8, 2015 0:39:29 GMT -5
I think I, I fell in love again. Maybe I just took too much cough medicine. But I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet, the best worst thing. You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out. You take the full, full truth, then you poor some out. -- an american beauty *
"WE DID IT GUYS!" She said, cheering as she watched her bear go off into the sunset with Kazuya. "Anddddd I'm creeped out now. Okay, can I go practice for my Chuunin exams?" She asked as she walked over.
(Grabbing that jumpsuit item! Perma consumables ftw!)
I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth. But it's your thread count I really care about. Stay up 'til the lights go out, Stay up, Stay up. And as we're drifting off to sleep. All those dirty thoughts of me they were never yours to keep ulla
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