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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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BRB BLOWING UP THE ROOFTOP! [[Valo/Open]]
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Everytime this world changed, I destroyed what I wanted to protect without realizing it.
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The Knight of 552
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Mar 8, 2015 22:16:55 GMT -5
"Oh it's very nice to meet you Tsubame. We should get together sometime."
I turned back to the cute girl smiling, while holding Soran off the side of the roof with one hand. You see rule number one was never to ask a girl out the second you meet her. The reason why I was breaking this rule? Because! I had to keep up appearances. People thought of me as a bit of a player. [[No one actually thought that... it was all in the delusional boy's head.]] So I had to flirt with nearly every girl I met. Now normally I wouldn't mind going out on dates. BUT I COULDN'T GET THAT GREEN HAIRED GIRL OUT OF MY MIND! None the less, I would address the concerned citizens.
"No it's okay! He's my brother! Right Valo?"
I shouted pointing to Soran while chuckling slightly before turning my head to Valo. It was then that I realized... Valo was too busy screaming to help me hold Soran over the edge. I felt a sudden pull on my already tired arms. Oh shit... Was I going to drop Soran by accident? I quickly turned back to face him and grab his leg with both hands. Dot dot dot I immediately regretted the decision.
"GOD DAMMIT! COVER UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! HOW CAN YOU WEIGH THIS MUCH WITH SUCH LITTLE.... EVERYTHING!"
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I'm gonna make you bend and break.
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THE IRON DRAGON
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Post by Macht Stärke on Mar 9, 2015 15:55:27 GMT -5
"huuuuuuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Domino Nekkid Man roared loudly before charging at Shugo, looking to tackle the guy to the floor. If he was successful, he would get off and run away, before running back and tackling Valo. He would start to run around and tackle everyone, but when he got to Lex, he would jump as high as he could and aim to catch the guy's head between his thighs, like a nekkid Tony Jaa.
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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H.O.F
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Post by Lexington on Mar 9, 2015 18:10:53 GMT -5
Lexington watched Macht begin his ungodly process. Lexington pulled his shirt up over his nose like he smelt something raunchy, he continued to blend in with the background scenery as he watched the German progress from person to person. Just rubbing nuts all over everyone, like a squirrel with a packed mouth, Macht was just scurrying along. As Macht got nearer to Lex, Lex rose his hands and they took on a claw like formation. Lexington raised both palms in Macht's direction and made a clenching motion with each individual hand basically imitating a claw game machine. "Son, I'm bout to SQUEEZE DEEZ NUTS!!" Lexington was prepared to make Macht regret acting like Slim Shady. If Macht was still sure about trying to connect, Lex would aim for in between the thighs and lay out some hurtin'!
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Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.
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Purple Lady
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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 9, 2015 21:35:10 GMT -5
“Being brothers means your related, not you have a free pass to dangle each other off the roof,” Vivi snorted in response to Shugo. Vivi’s face slackened a bit when it almost looked like Soran was going to fall, but fortunately he climbed back onto the roof. The downside? He’d lost his pants. How does that kind of thing even happen?
To say the very least, there was a lot more nudity than she'd bargained for when she’d entered to roof top. The weird naked guy, who by now she was pretty sure was Macht, was still running around trying to attack people. Normally she’d fight back but there was no way she was coming near a naked person, so she just ran away screaming bloody murder.
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Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.
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Sky Dragon
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Mar 10, 2015 22:36:48 GMT -5
As Valo was tackled by Macht, he came back to his senses, and would kick Macht in the ass as he flew off towards Lex. He stood up tall and had a whole new look in his eyes. A hell of a determined look.
"Shugo..." He looked at his brother. "We're launching this thing. Or we'll die trying."
He then pulled out Soran's pants, setting it aflame in declaration of his newfound resolve.
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Everytime this world changed, I destroyed what I wanted to protect without realizing it.
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The Knight of 552
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Mar 10, 2015 22:45:32 GMT -5
"Whoops..."
I said letting go of Soran when he started swinging. I turned around just in time to get Macht tackling me with his junk. I would just swat at it as hard as I could, pushing him away from me. Getting back up to my feet, I looked over at Valo. There was fire burning in his eyes... and in his hands.
"You're right... we came here to do a job... AND DAMMIT! WE'RE GOING TO FINISH IT!"
I would walk over and grab the other pant leg. Counting to three, I would yank the pants in celebration, ripping them in half with me and Valo each holding a flaming pant leg. I threw one over the side of the rooftop... it would land in the courtyard of 552, but more on that later. I addressed everyone on the rooftop.
"FRIENDS, 552ERS, COUNTRYMEN! LEND ME YOUR EARS! FOR FAR TOO LONG HAVE WASTED PRECIOUS JET FUEL TO LAUNCH ROCKETS INTO SPACE! TODAY! WE STAND TO MAKE HISTORY, FOR TODAY WE SHALL ALL LAUNCH A ROCKET OF MY DESIGN INTO SPACE WITH ROOT BEER! NOW WHO'S WITH ME?!"
I walked over to the card board rocket, and stood up right. From there I would begin shaking bottles and cans of root beer as I attached them to the rocket.
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Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.
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Sky Dragon
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Mar 11, 2015 0:36:33 GMT -5
As Soran kicked at Valo, the boy would go flying back... bursting into flames in midair and disintegrating completely. The flaming pants would be left in Shugo's hands.
A thousand feet above everyone else, there would be someone in a wing suit flying around, watching from above.
"Katarina... the clone was a success. Although awfully flammable." He would speak into the mic by his mouth, and slowly he'd start to descend. Going ever so slightly, he wasn't planning on getting too close to anyone... yet. He would grab two water balloons from his sides and drop them directly onto the roof. They would be headed straight for Macht and Soran, and they were filled with ketchup. Don't ask.
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"Welcome to the end of your life, and I promise it's going to hurt."
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Lightning Scrub
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Post by Leon Sudeki on Mar 11, 2015 19:23:07 GMT -5
It would be around then people heard it. Like claws scratching against stone. Until the upper body of a large brown grizzly popped up the side of the building, roaring as he climbed out onto the roof. On top was a mostly nude Leon Sudeki. Wearing hooded cape made of stitched together raccoon and chipmunk hides. In his right hand he held the scepter to the British crown jewels. He was dirty,, he likely stank, and he was covered in small wounds and some bruises.
Sitting there on the back of the bear Leon would point the scepter at Valo. Staying silent still the bear began to walk towards Valo.
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Everytime this world changed, I destroyed what I wanted to protect without realizing it.
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The Knight of 552
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Mar 13, 2015 10:30:09 GMT -5
"Dotdotdot"
I stared at the events unfolding around me. Valo burst into flames. Soran pelvic thrusted at a bear. Leon arrived naked on the rooftop on said bear. All I wanted to do was launch a stupid rocket into space with Root beer. I sighed. Making my way silently toward the exit of the rooftop, I would accidentally step on the launch button for the rocket. Root beer would launch from the affixed bottles on the rocket, shooting it into the air behind me. I didn't even notice my own rocket launching. I especially didn't notice my own rocket launching at Valo's glider....
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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H.O.F
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Post by Lexington on Mar 13, 2015 11:20:08 GMT -5
Root beer flying everywhere, Leon just showed up naked while riding a bear, pants were being burnt. It seems like most normal people would either spread word about this mess of an event or suffer from traumatic stress. Lexington on the other hand slowly began to back away from everything. Reaching behind him, he opens the door and begins to back out from the roof. When he shut the door he simply turned around and began descending the staircase so he could quickly head to his next class "Man... White kids are friggin' weird.." Lex said to himself as he smacked his face. "What happens on the roof, stays on the roof."
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