FIGHT FOR LOOOOOVE!!!! [Invite first/Open]

Shiro would continue to glow menacingly... before the machine that spewed the dark flames behind him malfunctioned, exploding. While it didn't directly hurt him, he was sent flying forward directly into the center of the battlefield, landing on his face!

Macht would charge forward in a blaze of glory, literally! The flames that seared his butt remained on his butt, as if censoring it from sight! It didn't hurt either! It only fueled his badassness as he charged at the center of the battlefield!

Shugo, in the middle of his battle "HMMM!", would be hit with a sudden case of diarrhea! This would cause him to drop Soran to the ground, but at least the sword was okay! His flames burned brighter, and he was unsure if it was him being pissed at being dropped, or if he was just growing stronger!

Valo's smoke arrow would be a success, masking the four who were in the center in a thick cloud of smoke! Their visibility would be poor for the time being, which meant someone was probably gonna get hurt by accident!

Vivi would be mostly ignored by the king, who decided to just stare at her with a creepy smile on his face, not saying anything. Poor Vivi.

Arose's skirt would fall. Right in front of Vivi. Poor Vivi.

Demon shiro would be sent flying into the middle of the arena. Pissed he would glare at the king as he picked himself off the ground. As the macht charged a smoke screen surrounded the Shiro. He would use this as a chance to set a trap. He would put his sword in the sand attached to a string in the mists of the smoke. He would then put his jacket onto the sword and wait for macht to charge it as he flew through the smoke. waiting on the edge of the smoke but still inside hidden from the watching eyes of the world He would aim his pistol at the jacket. Whoever came through he would attempt a headshot for. But he was still extremely wary for anything to happen, if necessary he would fade into the shadows or jump high into the sky disguised by the night.

Valo noticed Shugo starting to run in his direction, unaware there was a restroom behind him. So Shugo wants to get rid of me first, huh? He thought, grabbing an arrow from his quiver and firing. This particular arrow was an arrow that released a net upon its target to ensnare it, and his plan was to trap Shugo with it rather than harm him.

"Post as Arose real quick."

Was that right?

Valo's net would succeed, and Shugo would get wrapped and fall to the floor! He couldn't hold his diarrhea anymore, and it would fire out, propelling him towards the bathroom! At least he made it!

If Vivi looked behind her, there seemed to be an exit into the crowd. Maybe she could slip out while all of the mishaps were taking place?

Soran would be greeted with a gift from Kojima himself, and a rocket launcher would fall down and land next to him. He would hear a voice call out to him. "Raiden, that's the Stinger Missile Launcher. Use it to take that Harrier down!"

Shiro would receive the hammer to the side of his head, going flying. However, he would feel a weird feeling in his butt, for a coconut had suddenly materialized. Despite being in mid-air, his rear was facing Macht. If he flexed hard enough...

Arose would be joined by other belly dancers. They were all gruff, hairy men of all sizes. They would all be dancing around Vivi.

Shiro would be clunked in the head simply making his head shift to the right. He felt the pain and was not happy. As Shiro prepared his Buns the time was coming. Ran straight for the kings stand and would jump high in the air gripping the wall far away from the contestants. He shifted the CoCoCannon to them all. He would harness his power and clench all of it into his butt cheeks. If it worked. A large Blue light who fly from his butt cheeks and the coconut would impact the center of the field destroying all in its path and anyone stupid enough to still be in the vicinity.
(Here's a pic of me a few years ago shooting my bun cannon at goku. He died)

"HoooooooooaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Macht would prep his hammer like a bat as Shiro charged his ass cococannon, waiting for it to shoot out. He gripped the hammer tightly, ready to swing as soon as the cannon came, and bat the sunuvabitch right back into Shiro's asshole as hard as he could, and let the explosion erupt inside of his own body, instead.