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Post by Steven Rosett on Mar 16, 2015 20:58:06 GMT -5
Steven would grunt in pain at the head butt towards his groin. Luckily his legs were closed for the drop kick so Shugo got mostly leg. Coming down on Soran he would roll to the side out of the way. And jump into a rising knee to the things face.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 20:58:30 GMT -5
Swinging the rebar once Tsubame lunged at Stormy. "Get out of my way!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 20:59:17 GMT -5
Alicia's limbs twisted in odd directions dislocating her right arm. She would bend back like a backbend but not all the way. Her teeth would turn pointy. "FUCK YES! POWER TO THE NAKED STATUE. I SMELL BLOOD." Alicia's eyes were bleeding and she tasted it. "Ohh... STILL."
She pulled down her shirt so Soran could fly into her boobs or bounce off of them.
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Post by Stormy Paxton on Mar 16, 2015 21:00:10 GMT -5
Stormy kept smashing the statue man with her bat while she sat on his shoulders, and soon flames gathered around her weapon. "YEAH BRUH"
She turned to listen to Tsubame.
"No no, hon, I'm on your side," she gave her the peace sign with two fingers, "But if you really think that'd work have at it, just try not to hit me."
From there, Stormy pulled out a marker and wrote, "If you can read this, turn me right side up," upside down on the statues forehead.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:02:04 GMT -5
Nodding at Stormy she threw the re-bar at the statue "Absorb that you yoga god!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:02:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:06:52 GMT -5
Steven's knee would strike the statue in the face, causing him to do a backflip from the impact. As a result, he would kick Steven in the bottom jaw hard and send him flying back. His head would hurt like a bitch.
Stormy would be holding on for dear life as the statue started to spin like crazy, and she may have been struck by what Tsubame threw...
The heavens would look down on Alicia and be pleased with her, and lightning would come from the sky and strike her, powering her up even further. (Un)fortunately for Soran, her boobs would absorb him.
Fake Shugo would now be sitting on Real Shugo's face. Gross.
The ground began to rumble and two mound of earth would rise upwards. On either side of the courtyard, if anyone looked, they would see two more Yoga Gods. One had a white afro and another had a white mohawk.
"THE THREE GODS SHALL DESTROY ALL..."
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Mar 16, 2015 21:08:19 GMT -5
...Shoving the other me's ass off, I charged at Soran as fast as I could. Grabbing him by the back of the shirt, I drove my knee into his stomach repeatedly.
"NO. BREASTS. FOR. YOU."
I threw him up and grabbed his feet.
Shugo has picked up the blade.
"LET'S GO! BLADE OF SORAN!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:09:34 GMT -5
Having achieved victory over the other me once again, I stood in the yoga pose and began screaming at the sky.
"POOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:09:52 GMT -5
Tsubame had run out o things to throw and things were getting out of hand. Shaking her head she slowly began to back away "No. I do belive that this has just moved beyond my pay grade"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:11:22 GMT -5
As lightening struck Alicia she would glow and fly up into the sky with Soran trapped in her boobs. Inside would be a heaven-like paradise with the craziest and best parties going on lucky for the victim. She flew up into the sky like Superman to party herself with the Gods to later be released back to PHS #552 after the statues were either defeated or killed everyone... Unfortunately Shugo grabbed Soran so he wouldn't be able to die happily or today. Too bad.
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Post by Stormy Paxton on Mar 16, 2015 21:13:26 GMT -5
Stormy flew backwards but shot her hands out to grab around the statues neck, holding on tight to keep from flying off. Tsunami's re-bar hit her foot. Her foot caught the re-bar though.
"GOD DAMN IT MY FOOT HURTS NOW SOME BODY CALL THE AMBELAMS!"
As Stormy span she let go of the re-bar with her foot and it would go flying toward Alicia like a javelin.
"DONT WORSHIP NEKKID YOGA GODS GURL! GET YO PRIORTIES STRAIGHT!"
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Post by Steven Rosett on Mar 16, 2015 21:15:27 GMT -5
Steven would fly back heading ring and climb to his feet. That was it, he didn't fucking care what the hell this thing was. It seemed like it was themed on Greek or Roman gods. Well then two can play at that game.
Standing at full height Steven would pull the normal can and lighter from his pocket, and shrug out of his jacket. Putting his flaming blue shirt on display. Steven would in a arc spew flames into the sky. For unknown reason the flames would come out blue.
"I'm HADES FUCK YOUR THREE GODS."
Steven would roar at the statue throwing the can and lighter aside and wait to be attacked.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:17:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 21:21:52 GMT -5
Lightning would come down from the sky and strike Fake Shugo. However, unlike Alicia's holy light, this was just plain ol lightning, and the doppleganger was the lightning rod.
Steven's blue flames and Stormy's 'javelin' would combine, turning it into a flaming weapon that would strike the afro statue in its fro, instantly killing it. It would fall and crash down on Shugo and Soran, pinning them to the ground, and it was too heavy to pick up between the two of them.
Tsubame would see the mohawk statue coming after her!
Alicia was chilling in Yoga Heaven, having the most chill party.
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