Purple Elephants (Kai)

   A voice rang out behind her, and Max glanced over her shoulder with upturned eye brows.

   HOLY WHAT THE SHIT, THE TOASTER THANG TALKED....' the toaster repeated, though it sounded somewhat muffled now that it was on it's side.

   The boy seemed really excited about the little machine, and while Max had thought it was trash before, it had impressed someone. She couldn't just not take advantage of this. Max picked up the toaster and stood up before switching it off for a moment.

"This is the Maxime-inator!" she puffed out her chest, "It repeats everything it hears in random voices!"

She switched it back on.

"Captain Tool Belt's got that swaggah!" she said.

"Captain Tool Belt's got that swaggah!" the machine repeated, this time sounding like Forrest Gump. That sounded really weird with his voice...

"Pretty awesome, huh?"

"Pretty awesome, huh?"

 ...Okay this thing was still annoying as frick, but when your invention impresses someone, it impresses someone. What can you do?

'WOAH COOL!! MY NAME IS KAI!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?' the machine repeated. Max shut the device off once more and tucked it under one arm, as she shifted her weight to one hip and smiled at the boy.

"I'm Commander Tool Belt, but since we're friends, you can call me Max," she said matter-o-factly. The green haired girl's eye brows shot up when Kai began poking at her machine.

"Watchu doin brozki? You'll get your finger prints on it!" she held it over her head in attempt to keep it out of his reach. What she didn't realize was she wasn't wearing her gloves, so there were already finger prints all over it...

(Sorry for the wait bruh!!!)

  Maxime watched the blue haired boys out burst, and her mismatched eyes widened when he got a nose bleed. Her machine continued to mimic everything he said as he spoke in strange voices. She continued to hold it above her head but reached out to swipe some of the blood from his face onto her finger and stared at it. WHY WAS HE BLEEDING OUT OF HIS NOSE? Her dad was a doctor, maybe he’d know! She needed to call him!

  Seeing as Max was about 4’9 Kai could probably easily still reach the machine in her hands despite her efforts to keep it away from him, but she seemed put off when he mentioned she was soiling it as well. She did like that her addressed her as commander though.

  “What do you mean tracks finger prints!? And why the heck is your nose bleeding, are you okay?? Let me call my dad, I think you’re dying or coming down with some kind of disease ‘cause you’re freak’n me out!”

  She dropped the machine (hopefully Kai would catch it or something), and grabbed her crappy flip cell phone (her modified smart phone was left on her ship, sadly) and began attempting to dial her dads number, but her fingers kept slipping in her frenzy and she was getting blood all over the keys.

  Maxime continued to fumble with her phone but paused to glanced down at Kai when he dove for her machine. Assuming he caught it, he'd probably be belly down on the ground, and Maxime promptly sat on his back.
 
  "Stay still dumby I'm trying to call you an ambelams--or my dad I mean because I think your brain just vaporized and oozed out of your nose!" 

  She held the phone up to her ear for a moment before speaking again.

  "HELLO? Oh hey dad, I'm sitting on this guy who like, had his brain accidentally vaporized by one of my machines and now it's leaking out of his nose! What the heck do I do? --What do mean I--oh yeah I probably shouldn't be sitting on him but he'll try to run away! What... you don't think his brains vaporized? Wait--DAD DONT HANG UP IM TRYING TOO--"

Yeah he hung up.

"Daddy why you so mean to me," Maxime frowned.

  Kai would have very little trouble escaping Maxime, as she was pretty darn tiny and didn’t weigh much. When he shifted she went flying off and landed on her stomach phone still in hand. Why did he keep calling her butt?

  Her butt was part of her but she wasn’t her butt, what a meanie! Maxime sat up and slapped the top of Kai’s head with a child like frown on her face. The blow was extremely light and wouldn't hurt at all, but it got her point of frustration across.

  “We can get food if you apologize for being mean to my butt!” Maxime folded her arms, “And yeah, are you sure your brain didn’t melt and ooze out of your nose? It sure seems like it did!”

  This was basically Max at her meanest, she didn't go much farther than this. Which wasn’t saying much, it was hard for the small green haired girl to truly be mean to anyone, as she liked pretty much everyone she met. She liked this blue haired boy, but she was still a bit frustrated all the same.