Josephine Goldstein [Civilian]

AtLex Rising Tattoo: +2 Strength It's a tattoo of Lexington! But why's he wearing a bikini... Either way it fills you with the strength of Lexington! [30 Vote Prize]

Luminating Glasses: Special glasses made with powerful tech that allows you to check someone's body for internal injury to their skeletal frame or organs. Good for catching those injuries that aren't visible from the outside. Made with Yuy Corp tech, they're fashionable and also double as an optical smartphone.
Power: These glasses allow you to check a person's body for injuries, severe or otherwise. They allow you to scan the entire skeletal frame, organs, and muscles, so that immediate treatment can be given. Can also be used to look at your opponent's injuries. Every 1 post requires 10 INT to use.

Seer's Eye [+5 Wis ]: The mist, while it had but a small effect on Zoe, has greatly increased her vision, only in a sense that many could not possibly perceive. Whenever anyone within Zoe's sight is under the effect of a temporary de/buff from an ability item, permanent consumable, or qi, Zoe can see this as their body is surrounded by a dark aura. She cannot, however, gauge what the cause is, or whether or not this is a positive or negative effect.

Jaw Breaker: +5 Wis for four posts. Stats don't stack with multiple uses, only post count stacks.

Energy Drink: +5 Int for four posts. Stats don't stack with multiple uses, only post count stacks.

Sirynn's Lost Chicken Wing: Judging from the lint, you probably don't want to know where this has been, but it smells absolutely delicious. +3 Str and Con for 3 posts. Stats do not stack with other items, but posts do.

Yuy Corp™ Potion Sample: Do you want to stay harder, better, faster, stronger for longer? Have we got the prototype drink for you! Extends the duration of stat-raising consumables by half of their normal duration.

As a clarification for the above item, a 3-post duration is increased to 5 posts. Any other odd-numbered durations are increased by half rounded down, so 5 becomes 7.

Gingerbread Cookie: Consumable. +6 Con for three posts. Once used this item disappears. The stat gain does not stack with other consumables for the same stat, only the post count stacks.

Double Stuffed Oreos: Consumable: The user must roll a dice. If an odd number is rolled, the player gains +10 STR for one post. If an even number is rolled, the opponent gains +5 STR for one post.

Stun Shield Badge (Consumable): This badge protect the user from being stunned before it is burned out. When used the user counters the source of a stun, it prevents them or anyone else the stun would effect from being stunned. If it is used on a item that causes stun, the item is not used up but cannot be used again for the remainder of the thread.

Anti-Diarrhea Pills (One-time Consumable): These probably would've come in handy during Fear! Grants +15 CON for one post.

Chocobo Cookie: This is by far the best tasting cookie you've ever eaten, but you can't help but wonder... Is it made out of a real chocobo? +15 DEX for One Post.

Prototype Batarang: A joint project between Yuy Corp and Amakusa Industries, this high-tech piece of military equipment is designed to stun your enemy. However this work in progress malfunctions if it hits your enemy. It locks back onto you and hits you as well. Stuns both the player and the enemy for 1 post. A single player can only choose to use this or the Gag Buzzer in the same thread, not both. If the Batarang misses the target, it is not used up. One use Item.

Deodorant: Makes you smell fresh and clean. It also relaxes your opponent in a fight so you can catch them off guard! -5 Str to an opponent for 3 posts. The opponent can only lose STR until they are at 5. Meaning if you use it on an opponent with 7 STR it would drop them to 5 STR. But for example if you use it on an opponent with 20 STR they drop to 15. Once this item is used, it disappears.

Ice Cream Cake: Consumable. Allows the user to recover damage from 1 post. Must be used directly after the post giving the damage.

Plastic Green Power Battery: Once per thread, the user can grant themselves - and up to two other people - +5 to any single stat of the user's choosing.

Churro: A favorite amongst Riot villains, you can see why they love it so much when you eat it. Grants +5 Str for 4 posts. Posts stack, but stats do not.

SWAG Energy Drink: Grants +5 Dex for 4 posts. Stats do not stack with other items, but posts do.

Stink Bomb (Consumable): This small vial of glass when smashed release foul orders in 10 meter area from the broken vial. Those in this area take -10 WIS for 3 posts. If someone enters the area after the fact they suffer -5 for 1 post equal to whatever left over duration of those effected.

Chewing Gum: (Consumable) +5 INT for 4 posts. Stats do not stack, but posts do.

Smiley Face Cookie: No matter how you look at it, this cookie always seems to be staring at you...-10 Wis for 1 post to one opponent.

Roy Mustang’s Gloves: The symbols on the back of these gloves allow you to power your QI attacks for one post. +15 INT for one post per thread.

Miracle Gel: Consumable This jello like substance imbues the user with an immeasurable amount of power for a very short time frame. +10 to All Stats for one Single post. This item disappears after being used.

MGS V Phantom Pain Digital Code: Consumable You just went into Gamestop to buy Metal Gear Solid V. BUT! YOU FORGOT TO PRE-ORDER SO THEY WERE ALL SOLD OUT! Instead, they had to get you a digital code. But when you got home… YOU REALIZED THEY GAVE YOU THE CODE FOR THE WRONG CONSOLE! Upon further inspection, IT APPEARS YOU SIGNED A WAIVER SAYING ALL DIGITAL SALES ARE FINAL! The sheer rage of having lost your money for the wrong game sends you into a spiraling mess. For 3 posts, you gain +10 to whatever stat is your opponent’s highest stat.

Super Cute Top Tier Waifu: Permanent Consumable Once per thread, your top tier waifu will come to life and slap your enemy across the face will full waifu love force! Inflicts one opponent with -15 WIS for the next post. Moe moe kyun~~! <3

Sunburst Energy Drink: (Consumable) +15 DEX for one post. This energy drink is pending FDA approval… It’s probably better not to ask what’s inside of it. Disappears after being used.

Roll of Quarters: (Consumable) +15 STR for one post. You swore to god you only had this to do laundry. You claim you don’t know how someone’s blood got on it. Disappears after being used.

Yuy Cosmos Gear Smartwatch Prototype: (Consumable) This is a prototype smartwatch you found in a dumpster outside of Yuy Corp. Why would they throw a gem like this away? Oh yeah, probably because the battery is too volatile. If the user makes contact with a target using their right hand, they can stun both the user and the target for one post. Neither player is able to make any movement for one post. Disappears after being used.

Beatles Album: (Permanent Consumable) This record is priceless. Unfortunately you decided to use it as a Frisbee. Does 30 points of damage if it makes contact with the enemy. Moves at a speed equal to the thrower’s STR. Can only be used once per thread.

Boom Box: (Permanent Consumable) Turn up the turbo-base! What happened next was a total disgrace! Launch a concentrated, projectile, visible pulse sound wave. Sound wave does 30 points of damage if it makes contact with the enemy. Moves at a speed equal to the user’s INT. Can only be used once per thread.

Super Handy Mirror: Once per thread, the user can create a reflection of themselves to distract the opponent! This reflection mirrors the user's actions, but cannot physically harm, or be physically harmed, as it is not real.

PROTOTYPE:: XV Serum: (Consumable): The user may distribute an increase of 20 stat points to both mental stats in any way they choose. When in use, he or she may cast up to one T1, T2, and T3 Qi or Ability free of cost. Lasts for three rounds.

Mist Pellet (Consumable): This concentrated pellet of FEAR toxin grants strange new abilities to the user. When ingested, contact a member of staff to roll a d20. Randomized effect based on dice roll.

The Normonomicon (Permanent Consumable): Much unlike the Necronomicon, the Normonomicon... works! Only it doesn't have any effect on the dead! Once per thread, the user may completely neutralize any status effects on their character. This includes not only debuffs, but all buffs and qi effects as well. No other consumables, ability items, or qi, may be used in this round.

Prop Skeleton (Consumable.) : You had this in your pocket for some reason! It falls out, scaring your opponent. Inflicts a single target with -5 Wis, while simultaneously granting the user with +5 to all physical stats for a four rounds.

Pumpkin Pi ( Consumable ) : This pumpkin pie, in the shape of pumpkin pi, is unreasonably delicious! When eaten, the user recovers from all minor injuries received within the last three rounds (minor cuts, bruises, etc.) OR completely recovers all energy exerted within the last three rounds. Additionally, grants the user +10 Int for the following three rounds.

Pumpkin Head ( Permanent Consumable ) : Once per thread, the user can pull out a pumpkin head to shove onto a selected target! If successful, they may, in the next round, smash the pumpkin to daze the target for one turn. Does not work if the opponent removes the pumpkin head beforehand. Requires physical contact to use.

Item Recharge! - Permanent Consumable: this battery like object can be used to recharge a selected item with an additional pool of the users full INT. The item this battery is used on is the only item that can draw from this pool. Can only be used if the user doesn't have enough of their own INT pool to use said item.

Unused Free Item: November