Ira Defaire

●  Bubble gum (consumable) :+3 Dex for three posts.

●  Jaw Breaker (consumable): +5 Wis for four posts.

●  Gingerbread Cookie (Consumable) : +6 Con for three posts. Once used this item disappears. The stat gain does not stack with other consumables for the same stat, only the post count stacks.

●  Deodorant (consumable) : Makes you smell fresh and clean. It also relaxes your opponent in a fight so you can catch them off guard! -5 Str to an opponent for 3 posts. The opponent can only lose Str until they are at 5. Meaning if you use it on an opponent with 7 Str it would drop them to 5 Str. But for example if you use it on an opponent with 20 Str they drop to 15. Once this item is used, it disappears.

● Prototype Batarang: A joint project between Yuy Corp and Amakusa Industries, this high-tech piece of military equipment is designed to stun your enemy. However this work in progress malfunctions if it hits your enemy. It locks back onto you and hits you as well. Stuns both the player and the enemy for 1 post. A single player can only choose to use this or the Gag Buzzer in the same thread, not both. If the Batarang misses the target, it is not used up. One use Item.

● Chocobo Cookie (consumable): This is by far the best tasting cookie you've ever eaten, but you can't help but wonder... Is it made out of a real chocobo? +15 DEX for One Post.

● Smiley Face Cookie (consumable) : No matter how you look at it, this cookie always seems to be staring at you...-10 Wis for 1 post to one opponent.

● Stink Bomb (Consumable): This small vial of glass when smashed release foul orders in 10 meter area from the broken vial. Those in this area take -10 WIS for 3 posts. If someone enters the area after the fact they suffer -5 for 1 post equal to whatever left over duration of those effected.

● Double Stuffed Oreos (Consumable) : The user must roll a dice. If an odd number is rolled, the player gains +10 STR for one post. If an even number is rolled, the opponent gains +5 STR for one post.

● Stun Shield Badge (Consumable): This badge protect the user from being stunned before it is burned out. When used the user counters the source of a stun, it prevents them or anyone else the stun would effect from being stunned. If it is used on a item that causes stun, the item is not used up but cannot be used again for the remainder of the thread.

● Cardboard Box (Consumable) : This box just happens to look like it belongs in the environment you use it in, no matter where you are! Upon using this box, you are able to hide from sight of any Quest Character for a single post, and they won't be able to find you!

● Chewing Gum (Consumable) : +5 INT for 4 posts. Stats do not stack, but posts do.

● Miracle Gel (Consumable) : This jello like substance imbues the user with an immeasurable amount of power for a very short time frame. +10 to All Stats for one Single post. This item disappears after being used.

● MGS V Phantom Pain Digital Code (Consumable) : You just went into Gamestop to buy Metal Gear Solid V. BUT! YOU FORGOT TO PRE-ORDER SO THEY WERE ALL SOLD OUT! Instead, they had to get you a digital code. But when you got home… YOU REALIZED THEY GAVE YOU THE CODE FOR THE WRONG CONSOLE! Upon further inspection, IT APPEARS YOU SIGNED A WAIVER SAYING ALL DIGITAL SALES ARE FINAL! The sheer rage of having lost your money for the wrong game sends you into a spiraling mess. For 3 posts, you gain +10 to whatever stat is your opponent’s highest stat.

● Sunburst Energy Drink (Consumable) : +15 DEX for one post. This energy drink is pending FDA approval… It’s probably better not to ask what’s inside of it. Disappears after being used.

● Roll of Quarters (Consumable) : +15 STR for one post. You swore to god you only had this to do laundry. You claim you don’t know how someone’s blood got on it. Disappears after being used.

● Yuy Cosmos Gear Smartwatch Prototype (Consumable) : This is a prototype smartwatch you found in a dumpster outside of Yuy Corp. Why would they throw a gem like this away? Oh yeah, probably because the battery is too volatile. If the user makes contact with a target using their right hand, they can stun both the user and the target for one post. Neither player is able to make any movement for one post. Disappears after being used.

● Beatles Album (Permanent Consumable) : This record is priceless. Unfortunately you decided to use it as a Frisbee. Does 30 points of damage if it makes contact with the enemy. Moves at a speed equal to the thrower’s STR. Can only be used once per thread.

● Boom Box (Permanent Consumable) : Turn up the turbo-base! What happened next was a total disgrace! Launch a concentrated, projectile, visible pulse sound wave. Sound wave does 30 points of damage if it makes contact with the enemy. Moves at a speed equal to the user’s INT. Can only be used once per thread.

● Slice of Birthday Cake: Single use item. Once eaten, gives user +15 to a single stat for 1 post. Condition: MUST be devoured IC to use, is not just an activated item.

● Enormous Turkey Leg: Eating this giant turkey leg wildly invigorates you! Or, you can beat someone with it to traumatize him or her, whichever you prefer. When eaten IC, this turkey leg grants the user with +10 to all physical stats for three rounds. However, because it's big and you now feel fat, you suffer from -5 to all physical stats for the following three rounds. Or, you can bonk someone on the head with it and inflict a single target with -10 Dex for three rounds. When eaten or used as a weapon, this item disappears.

● Coleslaw Bomb: Nobody likes coleslaw. Nobody, and that is the very reason this nefarious contraption came to be. This bomb explodes into a mess of the worst side-dish imaginable when it makes contact with any surface. Everything within a 10 foot radius from the point of impact is covered in a slimy mess! All parties caught in the explosion become slippery for three rounds. This includes sliding along the surface they walk on, and strikes can slip off of their intended targets. Likewise, strikes can slip off of them as well. Does not need to be treated as actual coleslaw. We understand.

● Christmas Lights: The very second midnight hit on Thanksgiving night, your neighbor put up these Christmas lights. So you tore them down because it was still too early. Once per thread, the user may flash these lights in the eyes of a single target to disorient him or her. Upon successfully disorienting a chosen target, this person sees double for the next round.

● PROTOTYPE:: XV Serum: (Consumable): The user may distribute an increase of 20 stat points to both mental stats in any way they choose. When in use, he or she may cast up to one T1, T2, and T3 Qi or Ability free of cost. Lasts for three rounds.

● PROTOTYPE:: XV Injection: Once per thread, the user can power up the output of one Qi or item ability to the next tier (i.e. T1 with T2 power, etc.), or lower the cost of one ability by one tier (i.e. T2 power with T1 cost). Power boost only applies to tiers one through four. Lower cost only applies to tiers two through five.

● Mist Pellet (Consumable): This concentrated pellet of FEAR toxin grants strange new abilities to the user. When ingested, contact a member of staff to roll a d20. Randomized effect based on dice roll.

● The Normonomicon (Permanent Consumable): Much unlike the Necronomicon, the Normonomicon... works! Only it doesn't have any effect on the dead! Once per thread, the user may completely neutralize any status effects on their character. This includes not only debuffs, but all buffs and qi effects as well. No other consumables, ability items, or qi, may be used in this round.

● Prop Skeleton (Consumable.) : You had this in your pocket for some reason! It falls out, scaring your opponent. Inflicts a single target with -5 Wis, while simultaneously granting the user with +5 to all physical stats for a four rounds.

● Pumpkin Pi ( Consumable ) : This pumpkin pie, in the shape of pumpkin pi, is unreasonably delicious! When eaten, the user recovers from all minor injuries received within the last three rounds (minor cuts, bruises, etc.) OR completely recovers all energy exerted within the last three rounds. Additionally, grants the user +10 Int for the following three rounds.

● Pumpkin Head ( Permanent Consumable ) : Once per thread, the user can pull out a pumpkin head to shove onto a selected target! If successful, they may, in the next round, smash the pumpkin to daze the target for one turn. Does not work if the opponent removes the pumpkin head beforehand. Requires physical contact to use.

● A Small Loan of a Million Dollars ( Consumable ) : When you use this item on an opponent, Dolan Tramp comes into the fray to fight alongside you! He spends the next four rounds building a wall around your opponent. If, at the end of the four turns, the opponent is still within the wall, your attacks on them for the fifth round deal double damage. Wall extends a ten foot radius from the origin of use, and gets five feet high every round after use, up to a max of 20 feet. Disappears after one use, as Dolan takes back his loan of a million dollars. If, at the end of the four rounds, the opponent is not in the round, you can hear Dolan shouting racial slurs as he tears it down.

● Twelfth Day of Deathpond: Consumable. To celebrate the Deadpool trailer Christmas, Deathpomd has come to offer the people of #552 his assistance! When used, Deathpond arrives to take some of the force of an attack for the user. Deathpond shaves off damage equal to 1/2 the user's Int from the initial attack used on his or her person, to a minimum of 5, and the user takes the rest. Additionally, Deathpond return's the favor, lashing out at the attacker with his swords! Deathpond deals damage equal to 1/2 the user's Int to a single target. Disappears after use, as Deathpond has more important things to tend to. Can not be used to defend from attacks your character was unaware of.

● Cole in your Stocking ( Consumable ) : You've been naughty for Christmas, but fortunately for you, Santa sucks with homonyms. You got Cole, not coal, in your stocking. When used, Cole MagWrath hops into the fray in a mess of goop and electricity. A wave of gunk rolls out, and if it makes contact with an opponent, this opponent sees double for the round. Additionally, the electricity deals 1/4 the user's Int in damage for the next two rounds.

● Naughty or Nice: You'd been very bad last year... or have you? Once per thread, the user rolls a dice with a range of 1-20 when making physical contact with a single target. With a roll of 1-5, the target is found naughty, and with a roll of 6-10, the target is found nice. With a roll of 11-15, the user is found naughty, and with a roll of 16-20, the user is found nice. If found naughty, either party receives a hit of -30 to his or her strongest stat for the round. If found nice, either use receives a boost of +30 to his or her weakest stat. In either situation (naughty or nice), if the affected party has two or more stats with an equal value that fall under the category of strongest or weakest, the user may decide which stat is affected.

● Rudolph's Nose Prop: A fake version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's famous red nose, you found this in the mail, covered in blood. It says it's a fake, but... well, you can't tell for sure. The user can fire out a beam of bright red light in a cone that projects ten feet away from him or herself, causing all parties within it to be temporarily blinded. All people within the 10-foot cone receive a debuff of -15 Wis for the next three rounds. If three or more parties are affected, the user receives a -15 debuff to Wis as well because Santa comes in and sucker punches you in the face to get his reindeer's nose back. Guess it's not fake.

● Dendrotoxin Bomb: Because the admin recently watched way too much Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., you were handed this object by a strange man in a suit not long ago. You never knew what it did, but it looks like it'd be a good thing to throw. Definitely not something you want to waste, though, right? The user can throw this bomb at a single target to trap him or her in stasis for a time, rendering them immobile and incapable of attack or defense for the round. The catch, however, is that any who attempt to make an offensive move on said party in the same round will also end up in stasis, giving the initial target a chance to defend him or herself.

● Pseudo-Aurichalcum (Perm Consumable): When activated the user gains +15 INT, and they may use a single Tier 1 or 2 power from a Qi or non-electronic based ability item, it costs no uses and does not count as one of the 3 power for the purposes of max of 3 per post .

● Ring of potato salad: Usable once per thread, you can summon your very own potato salad demon to attack anyone! They will explode on your opponent, covering them in potato salad and causing them to lose -10 DEX and -10 WIS for the next round due to how disgusting it is. Additionally, the user is covered in some of the potato salad, causing a -5 DEX debuff for one round.

● Phantom Shroud: Once per thread, the user may cloak herself in a shroud of dark Qi energy that assists her in repelling Qi attacks. Any Qi abilities used on her during this round are treated as being one tier lower. T1 abilities and Permanent Consumables have halved effectiveness.

● Gun del Sol: Once per thread, the user is able to use the signature weapon of Solar Boy Django, firing a spread sunbeam with a range of 1 foot per 5 Int, dealing 30 points of damage if it makes contact with the enemy, with an additional 10 points of damage if the user is outdoors. Fires at a speed equal to the user's Int.

● Prism Protector: Mystic armor whose luster shines in seven colors. And now it is yours, after it was dropped by Tear Grants upon defeating her. For one post per thread, the user gains +10 Con. In addition, any elemental damage inflicted from a light Qi technique in the opponent's preceding post is reduced by 50%.

● Water guns: Once per thread, Ira fires a shower of water at an opponent, dealing 125% Int in damage and attacking their life-points directly. Inflicts a -15 Con debuff on the target.

● Burn Away: When you use this consumable, the roar of Knuckles will resound across the arena you are in, and sending a crow to perch on your shoulder.The crow will neutralize the damage you receive in the last round and cut down 1/4 of the damage you received.