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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 20, 2016 15:52:48 GMT -5
CHAPTUR WUN
FEATURING: VIVI & CHRISTA
One day in the city, Vivi was running around in her super derpy badass vigilante disguise doing stuff. She climbed up the wall of a building, and crouched on a window sill. When a dude in the room ran over to whack her in the head with an empty beer bottle, she jerked her head to the side and the guy began falling toward an unsuspecting pedestrian below. Oops. (ooc: Dawn Let the crap posting commence)
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Post by Dawn on Mar 20, 2016 15:55:43 GMT -5
"THE FUCK." A body would flop down right in front of Christa. Looking up Christa would run up the wall at the speed of sonic. Reaching the window, shed throws bags of hotdogs at the person. "QUIT THROWING HUMANS AT ME."
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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 20, 2016 15:59:30 GMT -5
Vivi got smacked right in the face with a bag of hot dogs. What the hell? Losing her balance she would go tumbling down and smash into the side walk below, creating a crater.
"YOU BASIC BUTT HOLE!" she yelled. Activating her bunny spring boots, she hopped up to Christa's level and attempted to bitch slap her.
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Post by Dawn on Mar 20, 2016 16:02:14 GMT -5
Christa would laugh like a serial killer after vivi had plummeted to the ground below her. stopping as vivi would spring up to the same level again an slap her.
As Christa would crash through several walls, she'd pull out her Starbucks coffee launcher. "LIKE HELL I AM. TASTE IT." firing several overpriced espressos at Vivi.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 20, 2016 16:09:38 GMT -5
Vivi grinned like a maniac behind her mask as the girl went slamming through several walls, but then she got hit buy cups of coffee. WHERE WAS SHE GETTING ALL THIS FOOD!? Vivi super sonic dashed through the cratered walls in rage, chasing after her. When she was close enough, she'd jump and try to elbow drop her, slamming her through several floors down to the ground level of the building.
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Post by Dawn on Mar 20, 2016 16:12:14 GMT -5
"HAHAHAHAHAH- SHIT" Being slammed down several levels to the ground floor. She'd reach into her back pocket and pull out two hotdog nunchucks with tazers on the end. Flailing them around at Vivi.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 20, 2016 16:19:02 GMT -5
Vivi would land sitting on Christa's stomach and prepare to punch her right in the face, but she got whipped upside the head by a hot dog tazer. Electricity wracked her body and she went flying back several feet before crashing through a desk and a few chairs. Quickly standing back up, Vivi pointed a finger at Christa.
"THAT'S IT. I'M KNOCKING YOUR FREAK'N HEAD OFF."
Vivi pulled a rocket launcher out of her back pocket and shot a missile as about as big as herself straight for Christa.
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Post by Dawn on May 9, 2018 13:36:42 GMT -5
Christa stared right at the rocket launcher as it fired its rocket, screaming in agony, she gets launched several miles away into the pacific ocean. A cruel end to such an amazing hero, will Christa survive? Find out next week on Dragon Ball Z!
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Post by Vivi Perish on May 9, 2018 13:46:59 GMT -5
"serves u right u lil bitch," Vivi said after decimating her enemy. She then walked off into the sunset, another triumph against her arch enemy under her belt
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