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Post by Vivi Perish on Mar 10, 2015 16:33:02 GMT -5
Vivi cussed when she got hit in the head again. “YOUR DA BITCH YOU SACRED FLAG BURNING BASTARD!”
Vivi pulled out a deflecter shield and Hiroshi’s pee would fly back into his own face.
“AW YEEEEAH YOU JUST PISSED ON YO OWN FACE BEOTCH!”
Vivi somersaulted backwards and then threw a conveniently placed log at the pig riders.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 16:39:55 GMT -5
Macht HEADBUTTED THE MIDGET OFF THE SLED! But the two of them would go rolling off the sled, passionately in each other's arms. The tall one would shout as his friend fell off the sled.
"NOOOOO GREYSTARKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"
Shiro felt the sudden urge to say "Kept you waiting huh?" He would soon find an eyepatch and headband landing in his lap.
Hiroshi would soon find the pee stream shooting back at him because reflector shield brah. In the middle of the pee stream, Hiroshi would get hit with a locker.
"NOOOO CAPTAINNNNNN!!!!!"
Nanami threw a locker at Hiroshi.
Juelz would find one of the pages slam him in the face. Upon further inspection, he realized that the woman looked a lot like his mother... except if she was younger and hotter. Juelz soon found his mast practically retracting inside of his body, attempting to hide far from the real world.
Vivi THREW THE LOG WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE! It knocked out a pig, and bounced off of it before hitting her in the forehead.
That was one out of 7 pigs down...
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Post by Macht Stärke on Mar 10, 2015 16:41:50 GMT -5
Macht would squeeze the life out of that midget as hard as he could, wrapping his arms around the guy's ribs and constricting like a damn boa.
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Post by Hiroshi on Mar 10, 2015 16:43:12 GMT -5
What was thaaa.... Pee would hit me in the face followed by a locker knocking me off the sled on one of the pigs as I ride it like a cowboy.
That bitch needs to pay, I cut of the pig from the sled and would charge at Vivi full force yelling
" TO HELL BITCH "
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Post by AceTheKidd on Mar 10, 2015 16:43:16 GMT -5
Solid Shiro Snake would put the infinite ammo headband on with his eye patch and begin Firing Striker rounds at the phs759 crew. "Infinite Ammo" Snake would say as he Sled through the fire like the Boss he was.
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on Mar 10, 2015 16:45:30 GMT -5
Nanami would panic as the pee covered pee man would charge ahead on a pig towards the other girl, and would throw another object in an attempt to keep him away from her.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PIG RIDING BEOTCH!!" Vivi would shout, throwing a locker at him too.
Double locker power, bitches.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Mar 10, 2015 16:47:56 GMT -5
BREATHING INTENSIFIES AS HE FOCUSES CLOSER ON THE PICTURES!
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"MOM?!" HE PICKED UP ONE OF THE PICTURES AND LOOKED CLOSELY!!!
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"PFFFT! I DUN KNOW WHAT MY MOMMA LOOKS LIKE! HOT GRILL??!!?!?!11?!?!"
WHICH IN ALL HONESTLY WAS SAD AS FUCK; DUDE NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS MOM LOOKS LIKE. BUT AT THIS VERY MOMENT THE YOUNG BUCK GAVE NO FUCKS!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 16:49:24 GMT -5
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Post by Arose Yamato on Mar 10, 2015 16:50:05 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Arose stepped out into the hallway from the teacher's lounge to see what the commotion was about.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2015 16:56:39 GMT -5
Arose would get run over by a 6 pig sled.
Hiroshi SUCCESSFULLY CUT A PIG OFF FROM THE SLED AND STARTED RIDING ON HIS OWN! But would soon find a tranquilizer dart stabbed into the manhood he forgot to put away. From there he would find two lockers hitting him in the back of the head.
"CAPTAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!"
Nanami threw a locker at Hiroshi, and started to feel hungry from throwing all these lockers. She wanted a burrito.
Vivi WOULD THROW A LOCKER WITH INTOLERABLE STRENGTH! It hit Hiroshi in the back of the head before bouncing off and hitting her in the forehead.
Juelz felt reinvigorated by the freedom that he didn't know what his mother looked like! HIS MAST HAD NEVER SAILED HIGHER THAN THIS BEFORE! In fact it sailed so high, that he would soon find his pants becoming wet and sticky, with a strange substance filling it up.
Ace would take the shot at Hiroshi, like a Big Boss. BUT THEN SUDDENLY HIS PIGS WOULD GET TIRED. They screeched to a stop, launching Ace from the sled.
Macht would succesfully grapple around the smaller one's waist. He would be put his short stubby arms around Macht's neck as they grappled, nuzzling Macht's head into the afro'd 759er's head.
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Post by Macht Stärke on Mar 10, 2015 16:57:51 GMT -5
Macht is confused about what's happening, so he throws the midget at the nearest wall and moves to punt him!
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Post by AceTheKidd on Mar 10, 2015 17:00:26 GMT -5
Things looked bleek for the snake till he straightened up and shot straight for the phs759 crew. "Otacon, I'm gonna test the new jetpack you gave me. its needed" Otacon would reply "Oh kay snake but be careful, don't forget about the shoulder missiles" Otacon would say as Shiro initiated the pack.
if they rolled a hbetter number Shiro would be safe and blow up the 759 guys or atleast make a crater to trap them in
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on Mar 10, 2015 17:01:06 GMT -5
Nanami would fall back onto the floor, suddenly extremely hungry. The small Japanese girl realized she had an insane craving for burritos, and tried to throw something at the sled dudes before retreating.
Vivi would get smacked in the face with the locker, probably bleeding by now, but she was too pissed off at the pig guys. In her anger, she chucked a burrito at them instead of giving it to Nanami.
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Post by Hiroshi on Mar 10, 2015 17:02:00 GMT -5
As I was charging I felt I left it out and before I could put it away got hit by a dart and soon after I could not feel it anymore... what was this I became a limp..... And to top it all off I would get slammed by two lockers and those would knock me off the pig into the ground and I would roll into a tree until it made me stop... I was angry now as I put my ... back into my pants and got back up.. those girls will pay for taking my manhood..
" YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN MY DICK BUT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY PRIDE!!!!"
I would charge at the girls but tripped with my hands forwards at their chests
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Mar 10, 2015 17:08:06 GMT -5
IT HAPPENED; YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN BY "IT"! BUT THIS WAS THE POINT OF NO RETURN, SO HE HAD TO MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT!
"KAPLOW! KAPLOW! KAPLOW!"
HE WOULD THRUST HIS HIPS IN THE TRAVEL PATH OF THE PIGS AND CREATE A PUDDLE AKIN TO AN OIL SPILL BEFORE TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO THE INTRUDERS!
"BOOYAKASHA! BOOYAKASHA! BOOYAKASHA!"
THREE SHOTGUN ESQUE SHOOTS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE INTRUDERS.
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