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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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Post by Zoe on Apr 27, 2015 19:35:35 GMT -5
Zoe... really should stop being late to classes... What class was this even for!? Did any of her courses have warfare and battle tactics listed in the syllabus?! She had just gotten there and... Was Steven water bending? Nope. Not gonna deal with that. Zoe would turn to try and leave, but the door was now blocked by freshmen in combat with each other. She'd turn, looking to the chaos.
"Well fuck."
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Post by "Tuvlan" on Apr 27, 2015 19:37:44 GMT -5
WITH RECKLESS A"BAN"DON Intense Collision - Dynasty Warriors 7 OST
Swinging about his Knowledge Hammer, the boy did not take heed of the sides or have enough observation to notice the girl who had precariously laid pens onto the battlefield. All he saw was only what was right in front of him: The raised book shields with pens and the those with the protractors and compasses. All were mighty, roaring playmates TO SMASH and BE SMASHED by!---“YOU THERE! WARRIOR OF UNTOLD POWER!”---When a man in majestic golden armor walked up to him. For a moment, the boy lost himself him.This man was SO SHINY."=D?" the boy looked on at him in wonderment."I shall give your hammer the fabled power of the one known as Ban if you join my side.”The boy stared on at the picture. He shook, perhaps overtaken by a sudden seizure.OF EXCITEMENT.Hefting up his hammer, the boy touched his mallet to the picture aS A GLORIOUS BLAST OF LIGHT IN HIS MIND TOOK OVER.He looked on over at all those book shields, covering then pen stabbers. Their self-preserving nature became offensive to the boy."SMAAASH!" "D=!" Brandishing his hammer with a twirl, he spun about face at Xereon's enemies, his hammer now imbued with the ABILITY TO INDUCE ILLUSIONS FOR A SOLID MINUTE.---Although, since this was the boy, the only control over these illusions that he would exert into the hammer would be the PURE, UNADULTERATED VIOLENCE THAT HE CHANNELED THROUGH HIS ENTIRE BEING.
His hammer swing was slow, but to those poor, poor NPCs that tried to block him with their book shields would not only find their book-arms flying up, but their MINDS going into a tizzy of temporary insanity. Bellowing down at the front of Xereon's charge, he swung the hammer from side to side, crumpling the impacted flooring underneath under the SHEER WEIGHT OF THE DEFINITION AND HISTORY OF THE PLATYPUS.
---Suddenly, he saw his benefactor being flanked by a girl with crimson hair, trying to charge at him from behind. Loosing his grip on his hammer to only its tip, the boy threw himself between the red-haired girl (Sarah Crestwell) and Mr. Shiny (Xereon)---only to find himself slammed backwards into Mr. Shiny, so strong was the force of all the drawings of penises on his body.
Back to back with Mr. Shiny, he struggled to rouse himself, hefting up his hammer in both hands defensively. "SMASH! D="was to be had here.
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Post by Luca Walker on Apr 27, 2015 19:39:51 GMT -5
For Smash(Xereon): F_5ifMED
For Smash(Aether):
For Smash(Neutral): ··
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Post by Luca Walker on Apr 27, 2015 20:02:53 GMT -5
Steven lost control of the water and it splashed onto his crotch, making him look like he wet himself.
Shugo pulled a thumb muscle trying to pull the eraser.
Kyou got kicked in the junk and butt at the same time! AT THE SAME TIME!
Valo’s ruler snapped in half! It would smack Shugo in the forehead.
Kenji in tuning his guitar, the high E-String snapped. The dangerous flashing string was flung towards Kenji’s eye.
Ecko’s twin tails would get stuck to the playdough she carried with her!
Sirynn was ignored by Lexington and got sad and forgot what she was doing.
Sarah on her way to Xereon would be blinded by the shininess of his armor momentarily.
Varus could not avoid any of those and in Kenji’s words, “He is not going to avoid any of those.”
Lex cannonballed shit but like seriously who’s side is he on?
Tuvlan did much smash. The foes he smashed would be sent to the Banned Realm.
“NO BIGOTE SENIORITA! NO BIGOTE!”
Sage WOULD QUICKLY BE PICKED UP MINO TARO YAMATO AS HE SMASHED SAGE’S BODY DOWN ON LUCIA.
"ONLY MOMMY TAKES PICTURES WITH DADDY!”
Zoe was drafted into the Freshman army as Private First Class. She was given a book and ruler and deployed to the front lines.
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Post by Steven Rosett on Apr 27, 2015 20:07:12 GMT -5
Steven didn't care about the stain, so what if it made him look foolish. What mattered was results. Steven went slashing out into the Xereon side of the field. Swinging out with the brush, calling upon a true god of art to deal with those that wielded implement for work and art so badly.
"You bring pens and rulers and other stationary devices." He started in a poetic sing song voice, accentuating words with swings.
"I bring Apollo's true art's glory, it always suffices." He continued pushing forward and spotted the leader Xereon.
"God's gold bow, strike forth with shattering blow." He pulled the the brush back like he was drawing a bow and a arrow, the weapon of the god he was emulating. Then he threw it forth with all the power he could muster. Aiming to paint the gold armour wearing man's face blue.
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Apr 27, 2015 20:07:36 GMT -5
Kyou would fall to his knees, shutting his eyes tightly in pain. "K-kuso..." He managed through gritted teeth. He shook his head. "I-I've had worse, it's okay, it's okay... But ow! That did hurt!" He shakily stood up to his feet again and would eventually run by Zoe, stopping for a moment. "Hey! Zoe-san! If you're not going to fight, could you help me drag fallen students to the sides so as to help them avoid injury? And then knock them out so they can't start fighting again, of course. Unless you want to fight too, then I guess I can't stop you and I can only say, 'Don't do anything stupid you might regret!' Okay?" He would then return to his usual business of helping out other students when he saw the fight begin to get more serious. This was no longer a fight of pens and paper, now things were getting a little more violent... He ran over to Lucia who'd been smashed violently. "Are you okay??"
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Apr 27, 2015 20:11:13 GMT -5
i didnt go to to school for this sirynn would cry as her chocolate disappeared in a ball. she would roll around on the ground and throw a tantrum, before suddenly forgetting what she was doing. funny how things work like that. she would run up the the piggu army and try to pick them up and stuff them in her shirt. she was going to steal them all and have a piggu party!! apparently she had a very big shirt to fit the piggus in. i came for naps words: 000 - tags: you - notes: hello
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Post by Vivi Perish on Apr 27, 2015 20:11:29 GMT -5
Vivi had been walking down the hallway holding a giant crate. It was so big, she couldn't see all the action. Then she tripped, and the crate opened spilling broccoli EVERYWHERE.
"WHAT THE HELLS GOING OOOOOOOOON???"
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Apr 27, 2015 20:11:38 GMT -5
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT!
Sarah covered her eyes as she let out a grunt, but beaming in the light like a glorious hammer wielding god was none other than Macht from the looks of it, she wasn't able to really decipher what was going on but she was wondering why it was that he was showing her his hammer.
"Look here Captain Hammer, what's going on and why are you yelling smash?" She suddenly wondered if the voice was a bit off and was that a different patch? It was the correct missing eye though...
"Is that you Macht? Do we need to settle this in private?" She wasn't able to act but was seemingly stunned by the radiant beauty that was this hammer wielding man in the glow of the golden armored guy's shine.
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Post by Miyamoto Kenji on Apr 27, 2015 20:13:44 GMT -5
"Whoa!" was all that Kenji got out as he squeezed his eye shut just in time to avoid the cord hitting his precious retina. Obviously, it still hurt his eyelids and understandably stung, but he managed to get out of the incident alright. Then the masked man from one of the opposed sides came before him on... Pigs? Piggus? Either way, he was offered a chance to aggressively pursue justice, two concepts that struck a chord with him.
Nodding and trying to open his closed eye, Kenji fixed his gaze on the masked man's... Well, mask. "If you're offering, I see no reason to decline."
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Post by Lexington on Apr 27, 2015 20:14:17 GMT -5
Lexington flailed around on the ground. His improvised cannonball had litterally no unf to it. With no power behind the canonnball he just landed on top of a bunch of people. He still remained in ball form however, refused to sprawl out. He poked his head out and looked around. "And now I wait!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2015 20:15:35 GMT -5
Ack!
Yi Gad, Lucia was for the most part caught off guard by said smashing and would respond by taking the pink marker and attempting to stick it up Sage's nose in response to him getting smashed atop her. She didn't like it when other people touched her, she was the aggressor.
"FIEND!" She'd scream outright shifting her glance towards Monitaur using her book bag as a bola twirling it above her head before releasing the thing aimed at his legs to trip him up.
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Apr 27, 2015 20:16:55 GMT -5
"...GAHHHHHH! AM I DEAD?!"
The blue haired boy said as the ruler stuck out of his forehead. He pulled it off and realized there was just some double sided tape on it. He quickly ran over to the Lexingball and swung it around above his head before slamming it down onto the eraser.
"DAMMIT! DIE STUPID ERASER!"
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Post by Ecko Armitage on Apr 27, 2015 20:19:00 GMT -5
< How the hell did her hair get into those holsters and stuck to the playdoh inside?! The world my never know. And Ecko wasn't going to look for an answer. It happened so what the hell was she going to do about it. Nothing. Her pig tails was HELLA long so it really wasn't gonna be a hindrance. In the chaos she kept peddling without a care swinging the whip book thingy around and around performing the Xena yell as she did so and released it. There was no real target but did seemed to be headed towards Lex. OOPS!
"WE SHALL NOT BE OPPRESSED!"
< She shouted as she jumped on the seat of her noble steed as it continued to roll. The little box in the back released a sea of marbles scattering on the floor as she quickly fashioned a mini slingshot. Rubber bands and paperclips for the win! She'd take out mini erasers shaped in 'L's' and started sling shotting at everyone!
"HOLD THESE L'S! LOSERS! TAKE 'EM!"
< Wonder if anyone picked up on that gamer joke.
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Post by Sage Honeysett on Apr 27, 2015 20:19:01 GMT -5
Sage groans as he hits Lucia. Around a minute later he gets back up and puffs out his cheeks angrily. When Lucia tries to use her marker he counters by slapping it out of her hand. He then rummages through his bag and takes out a video camera which he turns on. He starts filming this and livestreams it to his blog.
While filming he does a close up on Shugo and Valo, Ecko, and Steven. To get through the stupid crowd, he's hitting people with his indestructible old phone (from 2003) cause those things suck, but never die.
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