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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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The Pit Of Kind Of A lot Of Trials [Speed Event]
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 22:10:38 GMT -5
Team 1 sang their song! Zoe’s voice came out sounding like Darth Vader’s and her singing sounded very muffled! Kyou’s voice came out sounding like Vegard Ylvisåker, one of the original singers of the song! “EW DARTH VADER SINGING GROOOOSSS. GLASSES BOY WINS!!!”Team 2 sang their’s as well! Bianca’s voice came out sounding a lot like Paul Blart’s, and her voice kept cracking! “LOL”Despite Sebastina’s monotonous singing, her voice came out sounding rather beautiful! Kenji’s voice sounded like his own! Unfortunately, while he did well, he couldn’t top Sebastina’s! He also had the un-fightable urge to FRIGGING KISS BIANCA!Team 3 gave it their all! Shoji’s voice came out rich and beautiful! When he unzipped his wetsuit his voice’s beauty doubled! “*SWOONS*”Sage’s voice came out sounding like Smeagol/Gollum from LOTR! “OMG ROFL!”When all was said and done, Kyou, Sebastina, and Shoji all floated onto a pedestal that had randomly appeared in the middle of the room. “YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOLS! Wrong show? Shit… I MEAN GOOD JOB YOU GUYS ONE! NOW FOR THE LOSER’S PUNISHMENTS…” Zoe would be mobbed by fearsome broccoli butterflies! Bianca lost all her arm muscles and her arms became as thin as toothpicks! The broccoli monster came and belly flopped on Sage! “HAHA SUCKAS! NOW, THOUGH SOME OF YOU WERE PUNISHED, YOU ALL SUCCEEDED AND DID WELL.”
The broccoli butterflies and monsters disappeared. “NOW I SHALL REVEAL MYSELF!” A hooded figure appeared in the room. After a dramatic paused, the person drew back their cowl. It was another broccoli person but this one had a piece of paper with the Epic Face taped to the front of it. “I am the prophet of Broccoli! I have deemed you all worthy to become Broccolites! Now, if you choose to follow me and become wise, jump into this hole.”
He pointed to a hole with a sign over it that said, ‘Smart people go here.’“Or you infidels can go there.”He pointed to a hole with a sign above it that said, ‘Stoopid people go here.’Regardless of which one they chose, each of them would wake up in their beds, wondering what kind of drugs they must unknowingly be on to have such a strange and vivid dream. Rewards will be in the next post! Feel free to post and react to everything that happened, before jumping into a hole and waking up. uwu
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on May 1, 2015 22:15:06 GMT -5
Kyou didn't care to join a vegetable cult so he chose the one for losers XD
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Post by Sebastian Ruthkowski on May 1, 2015 22:23:30 GMT -5
Ne pas exécuter de mon amour Stop light, lock the door. Don't look back. Undress in the dark. And hide from you, all of you. You'll never know. The way your words have haunted me. I can't believe you'd ask these things of me. You don't know me now or never. You belong to me. My snow white queen. There's nowhere to run. So let's just get it over. Soon my love, you'll see. You're just like me. Don't scream anymore, my love. 'Cause all I want is you. Wake up in a dream. Frozen fear. All your hands on me. I can't scream, I can't scream. I can't escape. The twisted way you think of me. I feel you in my dreams. And I don't sleep, I don't sleep. See you belong to me My snow white queen. There's nowhere to run So let's just get it over. Soon my love, you'll see. You're just like me. Don't scream anymore, my love. 'Cause all I want is you. Can't save your life. Though nothing I bleed for. Is more tormenting. I'm losing my mind. And you just stand there. And stare as my world divides. You belong to me. My snow white queen. There's nowhere to run. So let's just get it over. Soon my love, you'll see. You're just like me. Don't scream anymore, my love. 'Cause all I want is you. All I want is you. All I want is you. All I want is you | . |
▼ tag name ▼ #### ▼ notes keep it to one line please ▼ Sebastian tackled the broccoli guy into the stoopid hole!
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I am a wolf among the sheep gnawing at the wool over my eyes.
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Post by Shoji Wakeshima on May 1, 2015 22:30:37 GMT -5
Shoji won. Again. And he grinned widely.
The others were punished, but not for very along, and then another broccoli person revealed themselves, calling himself a prophet. Uh... alright then. Then a choice was laid out before Shoji and he, of course, chose the smart people hole because he was a winner and was smart. Duh.
When the man jumped down the hole, he opened his eyes and found himself in his bed. Shoji furrowed his brows, before quirking one. "The hell?"
What an odd dream... He began to ponder whether the veggies he ate earlier were drugged, and turned over on his side, muttering quietly to himself about the crackiness of his dream. It was weird, but at least he won at everything.
Heh. Nice.
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Post by Miyamoto Kenji on May 1, 2015 22:47:03 GMT -5
When prompted to venture into either of the holes, Kenji had other business first. He walked over behind the bikini-clad Bianca, twirled her around into his arms and straight into a firm, warm kiss. He didn't make it a long one, just long enough for Bianca to comprehend what the fuck happened before the easterner released and stepped back from her.
''I'm not ever apologizing for that, Lucani. See you in class,'' he bid her with a satisfied grin. With that, he turned, jogged to the hole for infidels, and leapt down into it.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 23:00:50 GMT -5
All participants receive +2 EXP!Kyou Kobayashi Fox Gloves +3 Str: Now you can express your dislike for this song... THROUGH YOUR FISTS! Bianca "Reine" Lucani receives a Custom Ticket Zoe receives a Custom Ticket Miyamoto Kenji Bianca Locket +3 Str: A necklace who's pendant is fitted with a picture of a bikini clad Bianca. It fills the wearer with strength! Shoji Wakeshima Chihuahua Plushy +3 Con: Makes annoying barking sounds when you squeeze it, but also helps train the user to be more tolerant! Sage Honeysett receives a Custom Ticket Sebastian Ruthkowski Star Spangled Microphone: Once per thread, the user can sing really badly and cause their opponents ears to hurt as a sensory attack. It debuffs a single target for -5 CON, -5 WIS. This item can be used once per thread. If anyone is dissatisfied with their items Pm me or @aether and we'll work something out for you.
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on May 1, 2015 23:31:07 GMT -5
oh my goodness love you XD
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I won't let it set you free 'til I break you.
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Post by Bianca "Reine" Lucani on May 2, 2015 2:42:07 GMT -5
► i like it loud get this night off right and turn the bass up blow my ear drums up just like a firetruck | tags • words • notes Bianca's good feelings were shattered as the voice went "LOL" at her. Her singing... was bad? BUT SHE WAS SO MUCH MORE ENERGETIC THAN HER TEAMMATES! WHAT WAS THIS?!
She was pulled suddenly, realizing all too late that it was Kenji who pulled her into his arms... and... he...
"MMFER MMER MFFER!!!!!" She screamed against his lips as he stole her first kiss, her face flushing bright red. She fell to the ground, a mixture of disgust and "WATDAFUQ JUST HAPPENED" on her face as her world shattered around her. Her arms became like toothpicks, and she sat there paralyzed as he walked away saying he had no regrets.
"....................................."
He started to walk away.
"C'MERE YOU BITCH!" She charged after him, intent on tearing his jugular vein from his throat as she hopped into the hole after him... only to wake up in her bed in a sweat. She sat up panting heavily, wiping the sweat from her brow as she looked around, seeing her dorm.
"Oh thank god..." She laid back in her bed. But she was too horrified to go back to sleep that night.
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