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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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I COME FROM A DISTANCE LAND[[SPEED EVENT]]
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Post by Aaron Thorn on May 12, 2015 21:48:16 GMT -5
Aaron is giggling as he rides on top of the piggu. He feels like he's riding on a turtle! But faster! For fun he tries to bit the piggu's neck to see how his blood tastes. If it's good he will drink it till piggu dies, or else he smashes the piggu's head with all his strength
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Post by Luca Walker on May 12, 2015 21:55:13 GMT -5
LEVI MADE IT TO THE LOCKER ONLY TO HAVE VIVMOO LAND ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! THE LOCKER SLAMMED ONTO THE SLED AND BOUNCED OFF BEFORE HITTING VIVME IN THE FOREHEAD.
NANAMI THREW A CLASSROOM AT THE SLED. ONLY TO HAVE TUVLAN SMASH IT OUT OF EXISTENCE
CLAIRE would find Greystark, the smaller one with the afro, aiming a rocket launcher at her. It locked on and shot out cereal at her... Frosted Flakes to be exact. Because they're GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Aaron GOT THROWN OFF THE PIGGUS BACK. THEY ALL FUCKING TRAMPLED OVER HIM. REVERSED OVER HIM AGAIN TO MAKE SURE THEY GOT HIM. AND TRAMPLED OVER HIM A THIRD TIME. AINT NO ONE DRINK PIGGU BLOOD.
SORAN sliced the locker... ONLY FOR IT TO EXPLODE IN MOLTEN NUTELLA!
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Post by jieun on May 12, 2015 21:58:00 GMT -5
Claire would find Greystark, the smaller one with the afro, aiming a rocket launcher at her. It locked on and shot out cereal at her... Frosted Flakes to be exact. Because they're GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
'Please bitch, you think I haven't seen the worst...'
Claire felt GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT and lunged at the Greystark kiddo with a flying kick.
-If Greystark dodges/runs, then Claire would land and attempts come behind him and kick his back.
-If Greystark blocks, then Claire will push off of him and come charging back again and throw punches.
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on May 12, 2015 22:00:29 GMT -5
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
| Nanami backed away in horror as the locker was smashed out of existence itself.
"FIEND! ARE YOU WORKING WITH THEM?!"
She ate her burrito (for +15 STR) and THREW ANOTHER LOCKER AT TUVLAN!
"I WANT MY SNICKERS! I NEED IT!" |
LAIKA OF GS! |
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Post by Aaron Thorn on May 12, 2015 22:01:57 GMT -5
Aaron was trampled over and he started to wail. Why were the piggu's hurting him. When they finished he was flat like a piece of paper. Luckily he watched cartoons and sat up, put his thumb in his mouth and blew himself back up. He then stood up and along the way he saw Tuvlan. "RED PINEAPPLE!!" He ran over to Tuvlan to glomp the idiot.
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Post by Levi Kayamei on May 12, 2015 22:03:20 GMT -5
"Jūbun'na!" <enough!>
Levi focused his ki into his pringle pendant as it began to glow and fire off arcs of electricity. Once his pringles were over nine-thousand Levi released his mightly pringles blast towards the sled, filling the hallways with the mighty Hidden Pringle Wave.
Annnnnaaaaaataaaaaaa kusoooooo yarō!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Vivi Perish on May 12, 2015 22:03:34 GMT -5
Vivi landed on Levi's head for some reason and stood on it, balancing with one foot all ninja like.
"Waaaaaa--"
Then her locker bounced off the sled and hit her right in the face and knocking her off of Levi.
"AAAAGHH-- [insert choice swear words here]" she yelled, her voice booming through the halls. Vivi crouched, and using her powerful manly leg muscles once again, she propelled herself forward with a high speed jump. She would try to land on the sled and then hoped no one noticed her while she rigged it with a bomb.
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Post by "Tuvlan" on May 12, 2015 22:04:09 GMT -5
F"SMASH"K CLASSROOMS THE BOY WAS GOING TO GRAB THE FIRST THING THAT HE COULD, BUT NOOOOOOO, THERE WAS A CLASSROOM THROWN AT HIM. THE BOY BEGAN REACHED INTO HIS POCKET, HELD THE PLASTIC GREEN BATTERY LIKE A ROLL OF NICKELS, AND BEGAN PUNCHING THE CLASSROOM INTO PIECES, PROPELLING HIM FORWARD. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT THE PLASTIC BATTERY HE HELD IN HIS HANDS WAS A POWER-UP.
THE BOY DIDN'T GIVE A F"SMASH"K ABOUT THAT. HE JUST WANTED TO "SMASH!" THE THING HE WAS CHASING.
THE BOY RAN. THE BOY WOULD RUN.
THE BOY WOULD TRY TO USE THE PROPULSION TO FINALLY JUMP ON THE SLED.
A GIRL'S VOICE WOULD ECHO THROUGH THE HALLWAYS, PELTING HIM WITH MORE THINGS, THOUGH.
"Smash?"
HE TURNED, AS IF TO RESPOND, FACE SMILING DANGEROUSLY---WHEN AN AARON FLEW INTO HIS FACE. The boy would catch Aaron... AND LET THE GLOMPING MOMENTUM CARRY HIM FORWARD TO THE SLEDS.
Dexterity: 18 + 5 = 23+5 Dexterity to Tuvlan and the first two people who post chasing after the sled |
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Post by Luca Walker on May 12, 2015 22:10:24 GMT -5
SORAN WAS ON FIYAH! NO LITERALLY BRAH YOU ON FIRE.
NANAMI THREW THE LOCKER SO HARD THAT IT FLEW OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND BURNED UP IN SPACE!
AARON GOT SMASHED BY TUVLAN AS HE RAN THROUGH THE HALLS!
TUVLAN, VIVTEEHEE, LEVI ALL SUCCESSFULLY STAYED ON/GOT TO/AND LANDED ON THE SLED. UNFORTUNATELY LEVI'S PRINGLE WAVE BLEW UP THE BOMB AND SEND ALL OF THEM FLYING OUT OF THE SLEIGH. THROUGH THE DUST AND SMOKE, CORNELIUS, ALISSINHOW, AND GREYSTARK WORE SUNGLASSES AS THE CLASSROOMS THEY PASSED STARTED BLOWING UP LIKE A BAD ACTION MOVIE!
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Post by Vivi Perish on May 12, 2015 22:13:35 GMT -5
VIVI HAD BEEN INSTALLING THE BOMB ON THE SLEIGH SO IF IT EXPLODED THESE LOSARS SHOULD'VE BEEN SPLODED
WTF
EVEN SO
VIVI WENT FLYING OFF, AND AFTER REGAINING HER FOOTING ONCE MORE SHE WENT CHARGING TOWARD THE SLEIGH AGAIN. LOWERING HER HEAD, SHE ATTEMPTED TO HEAD BUTT IT AND BREAK IT WITH HER HEAD CUZ YEAH.
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Post by Nanami Chosokabe on May 12, 2015 22:15:54 GMT -5
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
| She looked up, jaw dropped, at the sight of the locker flying into the atmosphere. Looking down at her hands, she must have had untold hidden power within.
"JUST LIKE GOKU!"
Looking at the captain, she'd charge forward swiftly, yelling karate kid style as she rose her fist and aimed to punt him into space in the same manner, not realizing her burrito was no longer in effect. |
LAIKA OF GS! |
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Post by Aaron Thorn on May 12, 2015 22:20:21 GMT -5
Aaron flies through the skys. "Whheeee!!" Go glomping powers! Next on his list was to pull the man's mustache off because it looked like a furry squirrel. So he ran towards the sled and did another glomp! If the two men tried to stop them, Aaron would go in rage and kick the men off the sled!
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Post by jieun on May 12, 2015 22:20:59 GMT -5
"OHH FU-"
Claire sees the sled explode and sends her flying. But this shit is not stopping her.
"I WILL BEAT YOUR WRINKLEY BUTT... EVEN IF I NEED TO DIE BRUH!! BUT THAT CANDY IS OURS!!"
Claire hops back on her feet and rushes full speed to get the stupid old grandpa.
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Post by "Tuvlan" on May 12, 2015 22:24:20 GMT -5
For Those About To Smash We "SMASH" You THE BOY TRIED TO CATCH AARON, BUT IN HIS FURY "SMASH"ED HIM INSTEAD. DISTRAUGHT AND DISMAY, HE LANDED AFTER HURTLING THROUGH THE AIR ONTO THE SLED NEXT TO PURPLE FURBY AND LEVI JEANS, FINALLY UPON HIS PREY.---
EXPLOSIONS.
"D=!!!"
THEY WERE ALL BLOWN OFF, THE BOY HURTLING IN FRONT OF THEM.
EXPLOSION AFTER EXPLOSION BEGAN BLOWING UP ALL THE CLASSROOMS, ONE AFTER THE OTHER. THE BOY WAS ABOUT TO RUN, TO GIVE CHASE------His kilt was stuck under some of the rubble. AND HE WASN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR. He couldn't take off his kilt for the sake of the board's PG-13 rating. He stared off, the "SMASH"ees un "SMASH"ed. No. There would be justice. THERE WOULD BE JUSTICE.He looked behind himself to see those who had gotten back on their footing, resuming the chase, one of which was Vivi. He cupped his hands, nodding at them as they would run up to him. They, THEY the chasers would carry on his "SMASH"ing legacy. He readied to boost them forward with all his remaining strength--- ---ONLY TO SIDESTEP, WHIRL BEHIND THEM, AND "SMASH" THEM IN THEIR BUTTS, PROPELLING THEM AT "SMASH"ING SPEEDS."SMAAAAAAAAASHHH---"---The explosions caught up to the boy. |
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Post by Levi Kayamei on May 12, 2015 22:29:35 GMT -5
Levi flew into a nearby locker, though he quickly extracted himself from it and stared wide-eyed at the seemingly indestructible sled. Just when he was about to give up hope, Levi pulled a whistle from his pocket an blew on it, though what escaped the whistle was not a typical whistle noise. The sound of sleigh bells could be heard approaching, growing louder and louder before Santa and his sleigh could be seen crashing through the wall and into the sled. Santa was oddly Asian in appearance and yelled as he attacked the vending machines thieves.
"Anata kuso yarō!"
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