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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 11, 2015 15:21:46 GMT -5
sirynn would charge at admiral chicken wings, aiming her Helmet of Testicular Manslaughter for his..... manbits.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR I WANT CHICKENNNNNN"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:22:58 GMT -5
Monty laughed when she saw what happened "He be a nut cracker, for all the boys!" Then she grabbed the snake Alex had thrown and chewed on it, cause she can.
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Post by Alex Dragon on Jun 11, 2015 15:23:57 GMT -5
"WHAAAAT!!!! ?" After getting punched in the face by some kid, he just decided to lock himself up in the hull. Nothing bad can happen here... It's totally safe. There is non of that slender man or giant fish monster down here.....
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Post by Cameron Slate on Jun 11, 2015 15:24:52 GMT -5
"COME AT ME BRO!" He yelled, not really knowing what she was saying but seeing her flip him off and grow turkey wings. He strapped a whole ton of M-80's to his chest as well as a few smoke grenades with various colors. He sprayed some silver sour flavored glitter all over his mouth and his face.
"NOTICE ME CAPTAIN-SENPAI!" He roared as he would jump off of the boat to hug and grab the turkey winged foe before striking the explosives to hurt both him and the turkey.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:28:31 GMT -5
The police would begin the cry when Akako broke his ribs and nose and took off. He would have his revenge!
The police dropped a deuce on her laptop.
The marine soldier gapsed in horror as Dietrich inhaled the bullet through his butt hole.
“Aww heeeeeelll naaaaaw” he passed out from sheer horror!
Soran slammed Admiral Chicken wing into the ground, but he still appeared to be alive!
“Oww…”
Sirynn’s attack would successfully crush Admiral chicken wings nuts and end him!
“GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!”
And he died. GG.
Monty found out that the snake was a gummy snake when she bit it! It gave her +50 to all stats!
Alex locked himself in the hull with slender man AND a giant fish. Rip.
Cameron would grab onto Turkey Lady! His explosions turned her wings into fried turkey wings and the two of them plummeted toward the deck.
“BLEEEEP YOOUUUU!” she cried, then noticed the dead admiral, “NOOOOOO MY HUSBANDOOOO!”
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Post by Cameron Slate on Jun 11, 2015 15:30:32 GMT -5
"THESE FRIED TURKEY WINGS I PRESENT TO YOU MY CAPTAIN!" He yelled, burned from his own explosives as he would look at the turkey lady, "TASTE MY SOUR WRATH!"
He would shove a fistful of warheads and sour patch kids in her mouth before spraying his sour silver spray in her eyes. As they plummeted he would put her underneath him if possible to use her to break his landing.
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Post by Akako Minami on Jun 11, 2015 15:32:06 GMT -5
Akako would hear what Soran said and glare, yelling. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH WEARIN' SKIRTS?!" Then she saw what they were doing to her laptop. "LEAVE MY BABY ALONE YOU BILGE-DRINKING RATS!!" She would take a rope and jump from the crow's nest and slam into the police before scooping up her laptop and using the rope to swing away from them before they could catch her again.
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 11, 2015 15:33:59 GMT -5
"I NOTICE U CAMERON!!!! YARGGGGG" sirynn would shoul as he flexed her muscles, ripping open a black hole that she would throw general chicken wings into.
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Post by Alex Dragon on Jun 11, 2015 15:34:07 GMT -5
Alex was perfectly relaxed when he started hearing that static noise.
"IM TIRED SLENDER MAN. I HAD ENOUGH OF YOURE NON-EXISTANT FACE!!!"
Alex grabbed a black marker and drew a face on it. After that he saw the fish, the giant fish.He was really angry at how everything seemed to go wrong, but its life.Alex opened the door and and came out with slenderman.
"LOOK AT HIS NON-EXISTANT FACE EVERYONE!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:36:26 GMT -5
Dietrich blew the smoke from his fingers. Why were his fingers smoking? Because reasons.
"Works every time," he grinned.
Then, without warning, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his belly.
"Dammit! I-I've inhaled too much. I-I can't hold it on. Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*explosion*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:40:29 GMT -5
* New stats STR = 62 // DEX = 60 // CON = 60 // WIS = 63 // INT = 55
"AW FUCK NO," Monty threw the gummy snake away since she hates candy and felt weird. "AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL AM I EATING THE REST OF THAT SHIT." She turned a raging man-woman and picked up the police man's car, cause her strength was like real awesome right now, then threw the car at the other ship. "I'M GONNA HOMICIDE THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS SO HARD THEY'LL DIE."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:54:17 GMT -5
Cameron landed on the deck with Turkey Lady beneath them, and unfortunately for her, she cracked her skull open on the deck.
The police man crapped all over Akako's laptop and laughed maniacally, but soon realized the lap top was gone. It had been stolen! The police man jumped over board in his sorrow!
Alex drew a face on Slender Man with his marker, and Slender Man smiled, quite happy with his new face.
"Thank you Alex!" He'd say with his marker mouth, "Since you've been such I good friend I'll help kill the marines!"
Slender man's arms stretched out and wiggled, and soon the marine soldiers on deck began to pass out and disintegrate. When he heard Alex telling people to look at his non-existent face, however, he was offended.
"WELL SCREW YOU!" he picked Alex up and chucked him over board!
Maguffin exploded, apparently.
Monty used her bara strength to chuck mother freaking police car at the Marine ship! It exploded upon impact, and destroyed their ship! Somebody give this girl a medal.
With Admiral Chicken Wing, Turkey Lady, and all the Marine soldier's dead, they were free of their pursuers. All in a days work.
The Juvenile Delinquent Pirates sailed happily off into the sunset.
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Post by Cameron Slate on Jun 11, 2015 15:56:46 GMT -5
Ticket please!
Cameron look down at the lady whose head had broken open and rolled off, victorious. As he passed out he simply said...
"Witness me."
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Post by Alex Dragon on Jun 11, 2015 15:59:27 GMT -5
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Post by Akako Minami on Jun 11, 2015 16:06:43 GMT -5
Akako would take her laptop and leave, happy with what she'd done.
((ooc: custom ticket please :DD))
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