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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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The Juvenile Delinquent Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (SPEED EVENT)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 14:34:17 GMT -5
(Soft cap of six participants, if the limit is reached Pm me if you want to join. Don't bother asking if we’ve already reached eight people or round three. This is a silly non-canon speed event, and rounds should be moving every ten minutes.)
[Everyone gets 50 stats total to distribute however they wish upon joining.]
The beautiful ship, also known as the PHS #552 sailed through the ocean one sunny day, and everything seemed right in the world. The Juvenile Delinquent pirates were all decked out in pirate-ly attire and armed with nerf swords and nerf revolvers. They’d just had a ton of fun wrecking some other lame-ass pirate’s ship, and were enjoying all the snicker bars they had stolen from their crew.
Just then, however, one of the pirates in the crows nest yelled to the chubby pink haired captain and the rest of the crew.
“CAPTAIN SIRYNN! WE HAVE A MARINE SHIP ON OUR TAILS!”
Any one who turned to look would see another large ship quickly approaching them. Someone must’ve been using a megaphone on that ship or something ‘cause everyone on board the PHS #552 could hear the captains voice as he yelled at them.
“JUVENILE DELINQUENT PIRATES, WE ARE HERE TO BRING YOU TO JUSTICE! NOW SURRENDER BEFORE WE BLOW YOUR SHIP TO HELL!”
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Post by Cameron Slate on Jun 11, 2015 14:38:35 GMT -5
Cameron manned his confetti cannon, loaded with black cats and other small explosives. He was of course, deaf, being the cannon guy and never bothering to use the ear plugs and all. Plus, his interest in explosives had naturally lead him to this.
"MANNING THE MAIN CANNON, SHALL I FIRE CAPTAIN?" He yelled, and he would count to 5 Mississippi before firing. He never bothered to tell her he was deaf, he just figured she'd want to fire and would give ample time for her to say that she did.
If she didn't? He just usually said 'I slipped'.
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 11, 2015 14:39:34 GMT -5
"THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN SIRYNN SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS. A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, BUBBLEGUM LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE." sirynn would scream and sing, despite the impending danger. she was the captain of this damn ship. hearing the losers of the other ship challenge her, she would get her crew ready to battle.
"YARRRRR READY THE CANONS AND YER SWORDS, YA LAND GRUBBERS. AND SOMEBODY GET ME A HOTDOG. WE ABOUT TO GO TO WAR, YA WENCHES BOOBS." sirynn would flex her muscles as she would steer the ship.
"FIRE FIRE FIREEEEEEEEEEE"
Str: 15 | Dex: 0 | Con: 0 | Int: 35 | Wis: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 14:40:14 GMT -5
Monty hates candy, so screw those snicker bars. When she hears the yelling, she moves to a canon. Cause she can. "Let's blow those fucking bastards to bloody space.... and then have their intestines for dinner."
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SIR FLUFFYBUTT THE SPARKLE FART
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Post by Alex Dragon on Jun 11, 2015 14:45:36 GMT -5
Alex started to go hide inside a barrel. He didn't want to send up in jail after this fight, so rather hide than be dead meat out there.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 14:50:52 GMT -5
The captain of the marine ship waited for the teen pirates to surrender and lowered his megaphone, only to get hit in the face with one of Cameron’s black cats! The other things he fired fell onto the deck of his ship, making him pretty pissed.
“THAT’S IT, TIME TO SHOW THESE MOFOS WHY THEY CALL ME ADMIRAL CHICKEN WING.”
The captain sprouted chicken wings, which technically you probably wouldn't be able to fly with, but he flew any way, straight towards the PHS #552.
One of Sirynn’s servants brought her some lunch, it was a massive bucket of chicken wings with snickers on top!
“You seem hungry captain,” he said sheepishly, “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.”
Monty and Soran would fine Admiral Chicken Wing descending upon them with fury! He then started shooting at them with his nerf pistols and yelling yo mama jokes.
There was a rattle snake in Alex's barrel. Ohp.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 14:54:30 GMT -5
State: STR; 5 DEX; 15 CON 10; WIS; 10 INT; 10
Dietrich kicked down the door of the crapper, toilet paper hanging from his trousers.
"What the hell is going on?"
He pulled out his hand pistols, complete with do-it-yourself sound effects.
"Locked and loaded. Let's fARRrrt on their faces!"
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Post by Cameron Slate on Jun 11, 2015 14:56:55 GMT -5
"BULLSEYE CAPTAIN!" He said as he noticed the guy grow wings and fly toward the ship. He knew that he had to trust the others with him though, his job was cannon fire, so he began stuffing his cannon once more, this time with cherry bombs and stink bombs. He liked to call it his rotten cherry supreme!
"FIRING AWAY!" He yelled, two ear plugs stuffed up his nose as the resulting explosion would undoubtedly leave some of the smell in the cannon itself.
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 11, 2015 15:01:13 GMT -5
"YAAAAAAARG" sirynn would cry out as she would devour the snickers and chicken. SOON SHE WOULD TURN INTO HER REAL SELF.  SHE WOULD THEN PICK UP HER SERVANT AND THROW HIM AT ADMIRAL CHICKEN WING. BC FUCK YO SERVAN DIDNT BRING THE HOTDOG SHE WANTED |
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Post by Akako Minami on Jun 11, 2015 15:04:03 GMT -5
((ooc: If it's still to late I'll delete this))
Akako would be sitting nearby on her laptop, oblivious to the pirate stuff going on. How ironic. On her screen she was downloading material illegally--thus making her "pirating". Har har. However, with all the yelling going on she would look up to see all the pirates running around and having fun. Well... the twelve year-old part of her wanted to jump in and have fun too, but she was so busy hacking and doing illegal things... oh well.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:04:19 GMT -5
Well shit just happened. Monty pulls out a rubber ball and stuffs it in her canon, then blasts it to the other ship. Then that, whatever the hell it was, started coming after her. She takes Soran and shoves him in front of her. "Bitches gonna get stitches~" Before running away.
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Post by Alex Dragon on Jun 11, 2015 15:06:25 GMT -5
After hearing the Sss of a snake,Alex immediately got out of the barrel.He was really scared, but thanks to the snake in the barrel, he needed to get some payback.
"There is a snake in the boat!!!"
After saying that, he threw the barrel with all his strength into the deck. It wouldn't go far due to him being weak, but the barrel would probably break when it crashes into the main deck.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:10:16 GMT -5
The Marine ship moved quickly and soon was right next to the PHS #552! Marine soldiers flooded into the delinquent’s deck attempting to whack the teenagers with their nerf swords and shoot them with their nerf bullets.
Dietrich would earn a disgusted look from one of the Marine soldiers, and he would attempt to fire a nerf bullet up his butt.
Camerons barrage of stink and cherry bombs would splat across the hull of the Marine ship, and suddenly an angry roar could be heard. A fat marine admiral lady would peer over the edge of her ship at her nasty-fied ship and flick Cameron off with both hands.
“THATS IT YOU LITTLE COW TURD, I’M COMING FOR YA!”
She grew turkey wings and began flying straight towards him!
Sirynn’s servant would scream as he witnessed his captains true form and was thrown at the admiral, hitting him right in deez nuts.
The servant fell to the deck and yelled,
“HAAHAAAAAA, GOTEEEEEM.” He seemed a bit disoriented.
Admiral Chicken wing fell down in pain towards Monty, but she shoved Soran in the way, so he fell down on top of Soran instead.
“MAH NUUUUTZ, OH LAAAWD!”
A police car pulled up to Akako where she sat on the deck and a cop got out of the car and grabbed her.
“You’re going to jail!”
What was a car doing on a pirate ship?
The world will never know...
When Alex broke the barrel against the deck, a boy in a straw hat popped out.
"IM MONKEE DEE PUFFY!" he yelled and sucker punched Alex in the face!
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Post by Akako Minami on Jun 11, 2015 15:15:28 GMT -5
Akako would stare at the police. Jail?? Hell no! She'd already spend enough time in juvy! Akako would elbow the cop in the ribs and punch him in the face--breaking his nose. Given the distraction, she would then run around on the ship and climb up the main mast to the crow's nest. Like hell was she going to go with them! She looked over the edge and saluted the police saying, "You sir are not mah captain!" Of course, she'd left her damn laptop down there, but that wasn't so important anymore. She still had a computer at home, she didn't... need it. So now she'd be forced to have fun and not act like the little criminal she was.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2015 15:19:39 GMT -5
Dietrich inhaled the nerf bullet through his open butt hole, then clenched his cheeks, striking a pose.
"You like me booty?" he cackled, slapping his bottom. "See what I did there? That's called a pun!"
Then he pointed his fingers at the marines and hosed them down with imaginary bullets.
"Damn I'm a sexy beast."
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