Post by Johnathan Torrence on Jul 15, 2015 0:28:18 GMT -5
Hello everyone, here to make your lives more interesting. There are questions you may have, and answers you may want, But you must understand one single, solitary fact. I hate you, I hate you all to the deepest depths of my core, I cannot stress this enough. I love the human race, I love people for their ability to adapt, improve, and conceive the greatest ideas mankind has ever seen. You all however, have proven time and time again to impress my hate. But this doesn't mean that we can't come together at times, it doesn't mean that on occasion we as human can't adapt, improve or conceive. I've been keeping my eyes open for some time and have seen enough to now say I know more than I need, and it is time to share for a price. I've noticed there is a constant struggle of power around here and I plan to destroy it all, piece by piece.
Starting today, should any of you need help with your...Problems, no matter what they may be, or if you need to know something regarding an acquaintance, give me a call. Email me, Text me, and I will advise you on your issues. I have eyes everywhere, I have ears in all walls, and I will burn your world down at your request.
(After getting approved, Johnathan will now be used as an information broker, he will watch threads and obtain useful information and upon request, along with the occasional price which will vary from favors to currency, he will dispense this information. however he will not accept every job, after all he hates everyone, so it must be something he REALLY finds entertaining.)
Starting today, should any of you need help with your...Problems, no matter what they may be, or if you need to know something regarding an acquaintance, give me a call. Email me, Text me, and I will advise you on your issues. I have eyes everywhere, I have ears in all walls, and I will burn your world down at your request.
(After getting approved, Johnathan will now be used as an information broker, he will watch threads and obtain useful information and upon request, along with the occasional price which will vary from favors to currency, he will dispense this information. however he will not accept every job, after all he hates everyone, so it must be something he REALLY finds entertaining.)
