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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 19:11:59 GMT -5
(OOC: This speed event will have a soft cap of EIGHT (8) participants. Anymore than that, please PM me or talk to me in the chatbox to see if there's room for you. But I will not be accepting much more than eight. Non-canonical. Feel free to go over the top as long as it fits the theme of the event.) The entirety of PHS 552 would seem to distort and transform, turning into a tower that was a series of paths and ramps that led to the very top, where a large gorilla was beating his chest violently. He would lift up barrels, throwing them down the ramps, which would begin to roll along and pick up speed. They would be heading towards the bottom, where our party was starting out! A plumber in red and blue with a huge M on his hat would be at the forefront of the party, hopping over a barrel as he looked back towards everyone, swinging a large hammer and carrying it on his shoulder. "Let's-a-go! We have to save-a the balloon man!" If anyone looked up, they would see a man attached to a balloon floating right next to the gorilla. The balloon was being held by a huge turtle in a floating machine. It seemed our heroes would have to best both of the creatures if they wanted to save the man on the balloon. Incoming barrels aside, what will your first course of action be? |
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Post by Dawn on Jul 22, 2015 19:14:57 GMT -5
Uh.... What the fuck is going on..? Guess I have no choice... Looking down at her arms, she'd notice they were completely black, with strange blue markings on them, "What." Shaking her head and following after the man with the giant hammer, and odd clothing she'd jump over one of the barrels quickly, looking up at how high the ramps led. Hoooollyy crap thats high. And this is fuckin wierd.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 19:17:04 GMT -5
Tsubaki would attempt to avoid the barrels and climb to the top where the gorrilla was. and figure things out from there. "This is really strange, what if..?" tsubaki wondered if she could spawn in a super scope and just pop the balloon. "ugh, nevermind, thats too dangerous..."  |
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They say you win some and lose some, but all I'm doing is winning.
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Post by ♛Kira Etincelle♛ on Jul 22, 2015 19:18:22 GMT -5
Now I'm a very lazy boy. A very sexy one. But also a veryyyyy lazy boy. I don' t like walking. So when this plumber dude started talking. I pressed a button. That button dropped a fucking massive as 10 ton tank in front of me. Or rather... a land master. So I hopped it into. But... I needed to change my tunes before I started driving... I was feeling.... Fall Out Boy. So as everything went on around me, I stayed safe in my massive tank and plugged my phone in to listen to spotify.
"There we go! She wants to dance like Umaaaaa Thurrmmannnnn~! Bury me till I confesssss~!"
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Post by ✰alishtar✰ on Jul 22, 2015 19:19:46 GMT -5
alice would be dressed as racing daisy for some reason, but at least she looked hott in it. she would have the swaggy motorcycle too, and drive behind kira. bc if his tank thing blew up from the barrels... well at least he was a good shield? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 19:39:42 GMT -5
Christa would make it through fairly well, following closely behind the plumber. He would smash a barrel with his hammer, although a barrel would be falling from the upper level and was about to land on Christa! Tsubaki would not make it very far, for if she climbed to the next level the quick way, a barrel would roll into her and smash into her, knocking her back to the starting point! A metric ton of barrels would roll into Kira's Landmaster while he was busy going through Spotify, blowing it up in a great explosion! (as great as explosions can look in 8 bit). He would respawn at the start of the stage! Alice was fine because Kira was a meat shield. But a bunch of barrels were rolling towards her! At the ramp leading to the next floor, a man in a green tunic could be seen, his shield was up as he was repelling flying hammers from two hammer wielding turtles! And they seemed to have an endless supply! "Hyaaah!" The man in the green tunic shouted, the hammers sending him sliding back and threatening to knock him off the edge. He looked like he needed help.
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Post by Dawn on Jul 22, 2015 19:45:38 GMT -5
Quickly moving her hand above her head, she'd create a twilight portal to send the barrel through. Sending it off to an unknown location, "Woah. That was pretty cool." Noticing the man in the green tunic about to fall off the stage, she'd create another twilight portal to send her minions through to take down the hammer bros that we're up ahead, nodding to the man in the green tunic. I feel like I know him....
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Post by ♛Kira Etincelle♛ on Jul 22, 2015 19:48:04 GMT -5
"Grahhhh!"
I respawned at the beginning of the stage. Alright a bit of a setback. But I could bounce back from this I was KIRA FUCKING YAMATO ETINCELLE! I pressed a button on my phone to summon the Blue Falcon. I needed speed. And along with the speed I got from the Blue Falcon, I needed a kick ass song. I went through Spotify again before picking a song.
"DOOOOON'T SAYYYY IF YOU WERE MEEEEE!!!"
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Post by ✰alishtar✰ on Jul 22, 2015 19:49:37 GMT -5
sweet!!! kira made a great meat shield. but there were barrels!! so alice would use the rocket pack on her motorcycle to drive over them (with style). if she was successful, she would try to move to the next level with the green dude. "take this turtle soup!!!" she would yell and wink at the green cute guy. pulling out an arm canon out of her bra, and slap it onto her arm. she would shoot it at the turtle dudez to help the green dude. |
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Post by Hidenori Morei on Jul 22, 2015 19:58:29 GMT -5
"Wow, I haven't been around in 18 days! But I live!"
Hidenori shouted as he spawned into the room, only to be hit by a barrel immediately afterwards.
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Post by Noel Etincelle™ on Jul 22, 2015 20:01:11 GMT -5
"GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?! YOU HAVE TAKEN FROM ME THE ONLY FAMILY THAT I HAVE EVER LOVED!"
Noel fell to his knees in and wept in front of Hidenori's dead body, only for a barrel to come slam right into him.
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Post by Dog on Jul 22, 2015 20:02:36 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG
"I AM TOO CUTE TO BE HIT BY THESE BARRELLS!!! NOT UNLESS THE GM WANTS TO BE BLAMED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!" I WOULD LAUGH WITH THE COCKY CUTENESS THAT ONLY A DOG COULD DO. WOULD USE MYSUPER GOOD JUMPING LEGS TO JUMP OVER THESE SILLY BARRELLS AND TRY TO MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL.
IF I WAS THWARTED... I WOULD PEE ON NOEL AND HIDENORI. A LOT.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:08:01 GMT -5
The quick combination of Christa's and Alice's attacks would annihilate the Hammer Bros, saving the green tunic man from total destruction! He would sigh in relief, walking up to them. "Hyaa, ha! Saaayaaaah!" he spoke happily. (My name is Link! Thank you for saving me!) He drew his sword, pointing it up the next ramp and slashed upwards, a wave of light emitted from his sword would destroy any of the immediate obstacles to clear their path. From there, Link and Mario would charge up the pathway. "Let's-a-go! We must-a restore the balance!" IT WOULD SUDDENLY RAIN GOOMBAS ALL OVER THE STAGE!A bunch of barrels would crash into Kira's Blue Falcon and blow it up! He respawned at the starting point! Hidenori and Noel didn't respawn! Dog was traveling along just fine! But would get distracted by a strange mushroom! |
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Post by Dawn on Jul 22, 2015 20:10:36 GMT -5
Looking at the man who was screaming nonsense at her face, she'd let out a small laugh. "Guess that means thanks..." Summoning a giant twilight hand, Christa/Midna would begin slapping all of the goombas out of her way dashing up the ramp, right behind Mario and Link.
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Post by Hidenori Morei on Jul 22, 2015 20:11:19 GMT -5
"What?! Hey! I didn't make my big comeback for this!"
Hidenori growled, reaching into his now non-existent pocket and attempting to stick a quarter into wherever to try and gain another life.
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