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Post by ✰alishtar✰ on Jul 22, 2015 20:12:49 GMT -5
alice would drive up with mario and link, and stop when she saw the goombas... "what the hell?! why is it raining pieces of shit with faces?!" she'd facepalm and try to shoot them nasty turds with her arm canon. what the hell did she have to do?! jump on these things?!
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Post by ♛Kira Etincelle♛ on Jul 22, 2015 20:14:17 GMT -5
"...Uncle Noel. I'm literally right he- GRAHHHHHH!!!"
I respawned again. It fucking blew. But I knew what my problem was. I summoned an Arwing down and got into right away. I left spotify playing on the same song in the background and instead started flying. I'd fly straight up to the top of the first level.... right before turning back around and going through a Burger King drive thru.
"Hey. Could I get an order of mozzarella sticks, a french fry burger, and a medium fanta?"
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Post by Dog on Jul 22, 2015 20:15:45 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG A MUSHROOM!!! DELICIOUS!!!! I WOULD BITE ONTO THIS MUSHROOM AND EAT IT!!! I HOPE IT MAKES ME GIANT OR AT LEAST PUS ME INTO A CUTE RACOON SUIT!!!! A FURRY IN A FURRY COSTUME. FURRYCEPTION!!!!
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Post by Noel Etincelle™ on Jul 22, 2015 20:17:15 GMT -5
"Hidenori... Use... this..."
Noel would shove a riceball all over Hidenori's face and eat one himself in an attempt to heal himself.
[[OoC: Used from Sengoku Musou: The Warring States Onigiri: A rice ball wrapped in seaweed. Heals all minor wounds obtained in current thread. +5 Con for 5 posts. Only thing that stacks is the posts. Up to three in a stack.]]
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:29:28 GMT -5
Hidenori and Noel would respawn! However, the onigiri they ate was more than 300 years old! They had the worst case of food poisoning in human history! Christa and Alice would be ineffective in their endeavors to stop the goombas! Mario would jump on one, flattening it! "You have-a to stomp on them! It's-a the only way!" Link would be getting stomped on himself lmao. The drive-thru window would open up, but instead of Kira's order, a barrel was chucked at the Arwing, blowing it up and causing him to respawn at the start! DOG GREW HUUUUUGE!A brown haired bow with wings was getting attacked by Goombas! at the entrance to the next floor! His bow was knocked out of his hand and he was defenseless!
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Post by Dog on Jul 22, 2015 20:32:36 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG I AM SO HUGE. IMAGINE HOW MUCH PEE I CAN MAKE AT THIS SIZE!!! IMAGINE HOW BIG MY POO POO IS!!
THESE BEAUTIFL THOUGHTS WOULD GO THROUGH MY HEAD AS I MADE IT UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL, AND USED MY GIANT BODY TO BELLY FLOP ON THE GOOMBAS!!!
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Post by ✰alishtar✰ on Jul 22, 2015 20:34:17 GMT -5
fuck!! she had to stomp on them? that was annoying when she obviously didnt wanna ruin her bike. using the jetpacks on her bike, she would hop on top of the piece of turds, hoping they wouldnt explode on her... and make her all nasty
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Post by Noel Etincelle™ on Jul 22, 2015 20:37:28 GMT -5
"Bllughhhhhhh."
Noel vomitted on Hidenori's face.
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Post by Dawn on Jul 22, 2015 20:39:01 GMT -5
Watching the plumber stomp on the goombas, Christa would begin doing the same. Jumping on one goomba to the next, Laughing the entire time. 'This is amaaazziiingg!!" Seeing the brown haired BOW she'd begin hopping on the goombas that were surrounding him. "YA HAVE TO JUMP ON THE LITTLE SHITS." Hopping past Pit she'd continue bouncing on the goombas.
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Post by ♛Kira Etincelle♛ on Jul 22, 2015 20:40:16 GMT -5
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"
I was done. I was fucking done. I channeled all of my energy together. From there, I would go Super Saiyan. Then Ascended Saiyan. And then Super Saiyan 2. Finally I reached Super Saiyan 3. And then... I exceeded it... becoming a Super Saiyan God.
"...I'm as hungry as Sirynn suddenly..."
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Post by Hidenori Morei on Jul 22, 2015 20:42:06 GMT -5
Noel puked on Hidenori's face, which in turn caused Hidenori to puke right back in Noel's face.
"Guh. Oh god, why..."
He fell backwards off of the level and into the bottomless pit.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:47:23 GMT -5
Alice, Dawn, Mario, Link, and Pit would be able to stomp on most of the Goombas before THE GIANT ASS DOG landed on the rest of them, including the other five, and crushed everybody. It caused everyone to respawn at the start of the third floor except for Dog and those not in the area! TEAM KILL! Hidenori would land right on top of the Dog in a vomit covered heap. Kira got a barrel thrown at him directly by Donkey Kong and he blew up and restarted at the start of the stage! If they looked on ahead, they could see an orange clad bounty hunter doing battle with a giant space wyvern! Although it looked like she was kicking its ass for the most part... A bunch of metroids would show up and try to latch onto everyone's heads!
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Post by Dog on Jul 22, 2015 20:51:31 GMT -5
HELLO I AM DOG I WOULD BE CRUSHED BY A GIANT HUMAN BUTT IN MY FACE. I WOULD BIT THIS CHUNKY BUM WITH AS MUCH STRENGTH AS I COULD MUSTER, AND THEN PEE ON THIS DISGUSTING HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dawn on Jul 22, 2015 20:51:37 GMT -5
Christa would look around at the chaos as she would respawn, "JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THOSE" Opening a twilight portal, she'd attempt to teleport herself to the end off the level, fending off any metroids with her twilight mirror. "TAKE THAT YA BASTARDS."
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Post by ♛Kira Etincelle♛ on Jul 22, 2015 20:53:28 GMT -5
"This is fine."
I just laid there on my back at the beginning of the level. That was of course until the Metroid latched onto my head. I would quickly run around not really realizing where I was running. All I could tell was that I was going up hill, jumping every now and then as I tried to get this metroid off of me.
"THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF HEAD I LIKE!"
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