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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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If I Were a Superhero... [Speed Event]
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 1, 2015 23:06:24 GMT -5
[OoC: This is a non-canon speed event, based in a dream setting. Let loose, and have some fun! NOTE: There will be no stats. PICK ONE SUPERPOWER your character would want, and list it in your entry post.]
It was a surprisingly quiet night in New York City. The city that never sleeps, was, well, sleeping! Even the students of #552!
A man on a broomstick was flying over the city, sprinkling a strange dust all over, and this dust would find certain individuals and make them feel... different.
Who's here? Where are you? What is your superpower?
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A true man makes his way, bearing his naked heart out to the world.
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Post by Arose Yamato on Aug 1, 2015 23:10:55 GMT -5
"This broomstick really chafes."
Arose spoke as he threw some of that sprinkly powder all over the city. The older man adjusted his buttocks on top of the broom stick.
"Ughhhh... I wish I wore some underwear under this witch dress thing. I wish someone had fucking waxed this thing. I think I've got splinters between my ass cheeks. Ughhhh!!!"
The old man continued to complain as no one listened while throwing powder everywhere.
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Post by Moana Simisola on Aug 1, 2015 23:14:12 GMT -5
your time is now
your number has been called
The ocean. Her eyes looked out around her. She could hear it, sloshing, spinning, slipping. It wasn't the ocean but it was close enough - it was water. Water was nice, water was pretty and she liked it. It was like a comfortable blanket and it was home. It washed, it cleaned, it hydrated. It was a life source for many, and humans themselves were composed mostly of it. Water, water was a source of life, and giving and she could feel it thrumming underneath her veins. It thrummed in the back of her mind too, like a siren's call. As she walked down the lit street, she swished a water bottle back and forth, catching the lights in the movements of the water. It was fascinating. A nice, pretty night for some prime water time, right? She grinned, her blue eyes flashing with a small light. The water was at her whim, and maybe, just maybe, that would let her play a little trick or two. Maybe have some fun - and maybe she should find him. Show off a bit, and laugh. Spend a good time. Who knew how it would all end up, but she was looking forward to it extremely. After all, nothing was boring if you gave it a chance. And she was very, very curious to see what could come out of this little attempt to assauge her boredom. And then she looked up. [/b] event • Words; 0240 • Notes; aquakinesis in case you're wondering. [/div][/ul][/div][/div][/div][/div]
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Post by Dan on Aug 1, 2015 23:15:38 GMT -5
on this surprisingly quiet night Dan was in his dorm room doing his before bed lifting. "467... 468... 469... this isent heavy enough!" Dan roared if only there was a way to make this fridge 5x more heavy thought Dan... strangely after he thought that he felt like the fridge was getting heavier and heavier. Dan wondered what the heck was going on so he tried experimenting a bit making the fridge weigh different amounts... after a awhile of of practice dan exclaimed "i can control gravy!.... i mean gravity" dan wondered about the endless lifting possibility that could come out of this
gravity manipulation: Dan can change gravity within a meter radius
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Post by Tietra Cross on Aug 1, 2015 23:18:52 GMT -5
Tietra was sleeping in her bed, wearing a band t-shirt and pajama pants, and her blanket hanging halfway off of her body, when the weird dust was sprinkled down from the sky and somehow made its way into her room.
She awoke with a start, sneezing everywhere suddenly. "Ugh... allergies... the bane of my life." She muttered, getting up to shut her window when she tripped on her skateboard in her room, sending her out the window from the second floor and towards the ground below.
"OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!" She screamed, shutting her eyes before she hit the ground, but her body never made impact with the floor. After a few seconds, she opened her eyes, blinking several times, to see the ground was a few inches away from her. Looking at her body, she was... floating? Falling to the floor after her realization, the girl got up and looked at herself.
Think happy thoughts... And soon enough, her feet would slowly leave the floor and she'd begin to float. A big grin appeared across her face as she floated higher into the sky, and soon enough, she was soaring through the air at a decently fast speed, feeling the cool air whip against her face.
"I'M FLYING! WOOOOOO! THIS IS AWESOME!" She shouted as she flew up amongst the clouds, looking down at the city below. It looked so pretty from up above.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 1, 2015 23:23:31 GMT -5
The powder turned Juelz Santana into a cockroach. Safely placed on a wall with frantic feelers, he attempted to regain dazzed senses.
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 1, 2015 23:37:00 GMT -5
For the sake of placement, Nilo, Dan, and Tietra are all in relatively the same area, and Juelz and Moana are doin' the moanin'. NILO would be stopped by this man, who held out a palm and shouted "HALT, CITIZEN!" Using his super awesome telepathy, he would locate any other supers in the area and found TIETRA and DAN. "We've got trouble on my location. A super is abusing his powers! I'd stop him but I'm too overpowered, so I might level the city doing it!"JUELZ and MOANA would see a cloak of black that was darker than the night descend from the sky. Within that cloak, was this man. "INEEDYOURHELP" he heaved as though he were a heavy smoker. Pointing to the sky, they would see Arose's disgusting ass chaffing against the broom stick, and the powder he dropped as a result was turning the birds in the sky into ravenous monsters! Really, it was just a bunch of angry pigeons attacking the city! WHAT DO.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 1, 2015 23:42:46 GMT -5
Nasty ass cockroach senses were tingling. The feelers caught the presence of a being descending from the sky and "ears" (can cockroaches even here, the fuck?) heard his call. Juelz took flight, he zipped across the street and landed on the dudes shoulder. As he landed he saw the monsters...
Good thing he was a small ass cockroach or this might be an issue. Good luck, shitheads.
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Post by Tietra Cross on Aug 1, 2015 23:48:34 GMT -5
"We've got trouble on my location. A super is abusing his powers! I'd stop him but I'm too overpowered, so I might level the city doing it!"
Tietra heard the voice in her head, causing her to freak out as she suddenly started losing altitude quickly, her concentration broken. She flipped and spun through the air as it roared around her, and she was starting to panic.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
She managed to catch herself before she landed on everything, and despite the chilly air, she was sweating from the experience and her heart was racing. Oh. My god...
She quickly pulled herself together, floating there nervously as she tried to catch her breath.
"Um..." She began, "WHOEVER YOU ARE, MR. WEIRD VOICE, WHERE IS 'MY' LOCATION EXACTLY?! AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT?!"
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Post by Moana Simisola on Aug 1, 2015 23:52:12 GMT -5
your time is now
your number has been called
Well that was unexpected. Her eyebrow rose at the black and blue uniform with a splotch of red yellow and.. whatever that was. Well, the blue eyed girl didn't really care, she just grinned widely. ''So you're saying that guy needs a wet solution, right?'' she said, easily moving towards the guy. Noticing the cockroach on his shoulder - cockroaches don't get on humans - she just shrugged. Scooping up the thing, she just slid it in her bra. ''Stay there hun, you'll be safe.'' she said. If it was an actual cockroach, she'd figure it out soon enough. With a hum, the girl tilted her head, and then closed her eyes. He asked to stop the pigeons, maybe even the broom guy right? And guess what New York was around. Water. ''Ahhoy pigeons! Retreat now or face moist fire!'' she said. Okay not the best of lines but... when the waters around the borders of the islands rose, it would probably cause both mass panic and put into perspective the fact that... well she controlled more water then she think she could. Damn. This was a problem. A bigger problem was the fact that the tidal walls were now shooting water bullets at the asshole of the broom riding dick weaver over there. And if it missed... well it got a building. Or a faceful of pigeons, heck, even poor innocent people got caught in the unexpected super soaking bullet hell of the day. And Moana's eyes were glowing a bright blue, an almost crazed smile on her face. [/b] event ✞ ascension ✞• Words; 0260 • Notes; so... water bullet hell hello :D and I'm so sorry ;w; [/div][/ul][/div][/div][/div][/div]
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Post by Dan on Aug 1, 2015 23:56:53 GMT -5
Dan heard a voice in his head that was not I the narrator it was quite a strange experience having two voices in ones head but never the less Dan still heeded his call
Dan looking out his window say a muscular man whom he assumed was the second man in his head. Dan made the area around himself Zero-G or as he called it "weightless space FUN TIME!" Dan jumped out his window kicking off while doing so unknowing that was the only way to propel him self he just thought it was cool
as Dan was nearing him he cranked the gravity up to eleven and crashed to wards the earth making a small crater "Where is he super powered super guy i cant see him?" dan said looking around looking for this super whos abusing his powers
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 2, 2015 0:05:14 GMT -5
NILO would find that Superbat was, indeed, incredibly overpowered! As he moved to twist the man's nipples, the tectonic plates beneath them shifted, and his arms would begin to burn! As DAN landed, Superbat cocked his head over to Nilo, signalling that he was the problem. However, before any action could be taken, a new challenger approached! THIS man appeared from the sky, grabbing TIETRA by the head as he flew down! He would begin to use her as a bat to fight off Dan, Nilo, and Superbat! COCKMAN now resides within the boobies~ MOANA's water bullets would mostly miss Arose, though they would end up beating the shit out of the mean pigeons. However, one group of bullets did manage to pelt his bare ass, and he let out a howl of pain! As he did so, the water bullets would go crazy in a sudden orbit with the Broomstick Man at the epicenter, ripping buildings apart like nothing! Water sure is fierce, huh? From the sky, Moana and Cockman would see THIS man approach in Broomstick Man's defense! The flimsy man with a really big head opened up a parachute, and then began to throw stink bombs down at Moana's group!
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Post by Tietra Cross on Aug 2, 2015 0:08:20 GMT -5
"HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEE---"
Tietra was interrupted when something came out of nowhere, covering her face as he felt her body speeding towards the ground. She had no idea what to do, and found herself being used like a bat.
MMMF! MMMFPHFFF!!!" (LET GO OF ME, YOU CREEP!) She shouted as she tried to flail and kick at Jokeseid's face, hoping to get out of there before she was used like a reverse pinata.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 2, 2015 0:09:08 GMT -5
So warm... Much nice... very much so abundant... Wow!
Juelz snugged himself perfectly between the boobage and thanked god he didn't have to fight. But this current situation reminded him of a time when he was younger, still suckling on mothers teet... Goo goo ga... *sucklesuckle*
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Post by Moana Simisola on Aug 2, 2015 0:24:29 GMT -5
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Manic laughter. Water was the best. Then, with a clap of her hands, a fire hydrant exploded, wrapping the bombs and letting then explode in her water. ''You dare!?'' she yelled. The feeling of power rushing through her veins was delicious. She'd go mad with it. Her eyes were glowing now, even as the air started to feel colder, and heavier. She grinned. She had control over water - she controlled it with a simple touch of her mind. What was better? She probably had more powers. The water was her kindred, her calling. ''Stand down! That witch-man shall be soothed from the ass, and I will be victorious! So move aside!'' she asked. One last time. However would interrupt her after this would get a shower they'd never forget. [/b] event ✞ ascension ✞• Words; 0130 • Notes; I just don't know. it's getting worse. [/div][/ul][/div][/div][/div][/div]
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