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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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The Dunkmaster [Speed Event]
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 4, 2015 17:22:40 GMT -5
[OoC: This is a non-serious, canon speed-event. Soft cap at SIX participants. If the cap has been reached and people still wish to join, PM me. Once we have reached round three, I will be accepting no new participants. NOTE: Despite being canon, this speed-event is light-hearted, and incredibly over-the-top. Have fun, kids.] Recently, another PHS very similar to #552 opened up in Orange County, California. This PHS, given the number of 259 as it replaced an older one, sought to dominate every single other PHS in the country in the realm of sports, and it was only a matter of time before they found their eyes on #552. As such, a bus rolled up onto campus, and out stepped this man (only instead of Noxus, his Jersey said #259). As the giant of a man walked toward the gym, people would hear whispers of how he was the Dunkmaster, here to show the students of #552 that they could be disciplined by being dunked on. The dunk prophecies need to be fulfilled, one student said. Kicking the door to the gym open, the Dunkmaster would point out to the students inside (That's YOU lovely participants) and shout, "TODAY... WE DUNK!!!"Who's here? What do? |
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Post by Steven Rosett on Aug 4, 2015 17:25:20 GMT -5
Steven turned in a sudden motion as the doors to the gym were kicked open, catching a ball from the last bounce and the flicking it so that it would spin on his finger. "Oh yeah." Steven muttered and the would one handed tossed the spinning ball at the dunkmaster. "This should be good."
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Aug 4, 2015 17:25:40 GMT -5
Valo was standing in the gym, dribbling balls when the gym was kicked open. He looked over at who would make such a scene, but his balls dropped when he saw how bara the guy was.
Why is a footballer playing basketball?
Whatever. Maybe now he'd be able to deal with somehow who didn't have 10 in every stat or something. It would be fun.
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Aug 4, 2015 17:25:55 GMT -5
sirynn would be in the gym in her gym clothes (bc she is not a heathen) she would raise her hand excitedly as the most bara man she ever saw walked up in da club the gym and wanted to teach them how to dunk.
she did not know what dunking was. but she wanted it. she would wave her arms wildly and jump up and down to try and get noticed. notice her dunking senpai
"DUNK ME DUNK ME DUNK MEEEEE!!!! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!"
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 4, 2015 17:26:41 GMT -5
(OOC: He will be fcing as Kids since it's going to change)
Kai would be sitting down on the floor with his legs crossed. As the man points at the group, Kai could only think of one thing...
<He's ugly... So Bara though.>
Kai would get up and respond while stretching.
"What are we doing again??"
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Aug 4, 2015 17:26:53 GMT -5
"Dunk?" Sarah asked as she came up in her sports bra and her gym shorts. She had been working out. She thought about it and geared herself up.
"DUNK?!?!?!?" She heard music faintly in the background as if destiny had come for her. The question everyone had asked her since the day she had started school with her height.
"Hey, do you play basketball or something?"
"Let's do this shit."
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 4, 2015 17:27:13 GMT -5
i will break the spell you put on me | everywhere I go, I am spell bound; You cannot have this control on me |
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Vivi slung her bag over her shoulder and was about to head out of the gym after a bit of exercise, but paused in her steps when The Incredible Hulk stepped inside.
No wait it was just some really big guy who wanted to dunk or some shit. She didn't really get it. Did he want to go swimming or get a swirly or something?
She read his shirt.
Phs #259...?
"Hey brochacho, I think you might be at the wrong school." |
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 4, 2015 17:33:16 GMT -5
"I'M AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL!" he shouted, catching the ball Steven threw toward him in a spin on his middle finger - yes, he was that good. Bouncing the ball on the ground, it shot up high in the air and he ran toward it, simultaneously grabbing Sirynn and rolling her up into a ball as she asked to be dunked. Leaping forward, he would slam Sirynn threw the net with his right hand, and with his left, he would catch the basketball he bounced a moment ago and dunk that one too. From the sheer force of his throws, he would rip the basketball hoop from the wall and let out a blood-curdling roar.
"SHOOOOW MEEEE YOOOUUURR DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKS!" he screamed at the students.
Dunkmaster Stats:
Str: Higher than you
Dex: Higher than you
Con: Higher than you
Wis: Higher than you
Int: Higher than you
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Post by Steven Rosett on Aug 4, 2015 17:39:00 GMT -5
Steven would see what the Dunk master was doing and blur into action. Diving under the hoop as the man slammed Sirynn down and breaking her fall as best he could. That hurt, after though he would push her aside and then roll over grabbing the ball.
Steven would over arm toss the ball to the far hoop and take off running. Then he jumped not once but twice, only for Steven to grab the ball from the air and slam it down into the net. However Steven was not down, still hanging from the hoop water would fly from his pocket catching the ball from the air and tossing it back up through the hoop for Steven to slam down a second time.
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Icurus Step Tier 1 (1 of 8)
Poiseidons water used.
(OOC: Spelling MEH)
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 4, 2015 17:42:50 GMT -5
i will break the spell you put on me | everywhere I go, I am spell bound; You cannot have this control on me |
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"WHAT THE FLY'N FFF---" Vivi ran to where Sirynn was being dunked and would attempt to catch her as she fell but fuqn Steven got in the way. "You okay!? What's with this dip shit!?" Whether she actually managed to catch Sirynn or not, the next thing she'd do would be to turn to the jerk who chucked the cute pink bara babe. "YO, FAK YOU!" Vivi barked. She'd strike a pose much like Captain Falcon--  And yell-- "SHOW ME YO MOVES--"Yeah that was the wrong taunt to go with the pose but fuq that, Vivi only played Smash Bros once before. She ran toward the ball after Steven attempted to slam it and whether it missed or went through she'd grab it and run to the nearest in tact basket ball hoop to slam it. "DONT TEAR DOWN THE HOOPS IDJIT HOW'RE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY!?" |
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Aug 4, 2015 17:44:58 GMT -5
sirynn would see all 14 years of her life flash before her eyes as she was picked up, turned into the cutest/chubbiest b-ball ever, and slam dunked into the net. she would SLAM into steven(ew gross he gunna get tea stain on her) and bounce on the ground. why couldn't vivipoo catch her instead? bc she was too busy being captain falcon. dat ho.
she would lay there in pain, rubbing her... everything. "do........... do it...... again......"
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Aug 4, 2015 17:46:46 GMT -5
Sarah bursted to speed up after Vivi gave it her best. Her Qi would allow her (dex: 50) to move pretty darn tootin fast, "Look ma, one hand!" She'd say before performing a backwards dunk, hanging off of the rim of the basket for awhile with her tongue sticking out. Of course, she wouldn't see if it was hit or miss until after she dropped and look at all the onlookers reactions to her antics.
She'd drop down and allow for the next person to go.
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 4, 2015 17:48:12 GMT -5
Kai was confused at first. However he realized the setting around him and saw that he was in a basketball court. Kai would smile and point fingers to show his realization.
"OHHHHH I GOTCHU MANEEEE."
Kai would grab a ball and run like a little kid and dribble a bit before jumping up and slamming the ball into the other hoop available.
"I DID IT!!"
Kai would realize that he is hanging on the rim and would smile in embarrassment. He would let go and do a flip before landing on his feet in a crouching position...
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Aug 4, 2015 17:48:35 GMT -5
Dear god. This guy was hopped up on steroids or something. The way he roared, the way he just dribbled and dunked that pink fluff ball that scared Valo so much... this must have been the God of Basketball himself to best her like that.
But he had one very important question.
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
"How do we play a fair game of basketball when you tore down one of the hoops!?"
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 4, 2015 17:56:04 GMT -5
"LIKE THIS, OF COURSE!" the Dunkmaster roared, now moving to roll up Valo into a ball. Charging at Steven, the Dunkmaster would get revenge for the guy one-upping him with his water powers, and dunk Valo right on the back of Steven's head.
The Dunkmaster began to beat his chest, and immediately after he picked up the broken hoop, scooped up Sirynn, and lobbed her as hard as he could at Vivi.
"NOOOO OOOOOOOONE CAAAN BEEEEEAT MEEEEE!"
It was the Dunkmaster's goal to dunk every person here, and if they did not fight back, he was about to score a hexakill.
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