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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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The Dunkmaster [Speed Event]
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Aug 4, 2015 18:00:05 GMT -5
"The fuck is wrong with this guy?" Sarah asked as she looked over and grabbed the base of the hoop on the opposite side, tearing it clean off as she would charge the guy and attempt to swipe the thing in a circle around her, hoping to do massive damage with the tip of the hoop rather than the minimal damage within the circle closest to her.
That's right, I know Darius' kit too! Eat that!
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Post by Steven Rosett on Aug 4, 2015 18:00:22 GMT -5
Steven would let himself drop from the hoop in order to avoid being smashed by the dunkmaster using Valo. Kind of putting Valo in path of the hoop, well this was getting weird. Fine, time to get serious. Steven would rush to the left, and leap at the wall of the gym. Kicking up off the wall and pushing up higher into the air Steven would then jump again. Almost at the roof now.
"Dunk this."
Steven came falling from on high like a bolt, heel of his right foot aimed to smash into the Dunkmaster as hard as he could. This guy wasn't here to play, he was here to cause chaos. No one disrespect the game.
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Icarus Step (2 of 8)
Zeus from on High (1 of 4) +15 STR on attack from above.
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 4, 2015 18:02:14 GMT -5
Then rage in Kai was reached. Kai pouted and got really sassy.
"BEJEEZUS YOU UGLY BUTT DUNKER!! I BET YOU CAN'T DUNK A NORMAL BALL PROPERLY CAUSE YOU'RE FAT LIKE YOUR MOTHER!! You can't even Darius proprely you fatass!!"
Kai would walk up with the ball and slap him in the tiddys.
"Learn some manners you fat booby carrier. Your mother should've taught you better!! Shame!! I'm not smart, have no parents, and still have better etiquette than you thanks to that purple ugly Elvis guy!!"
Kai would then pull out his phone and go to the main menu of this speed event and report Darius for ugliness, toxic attitude, and rude behavoir,
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Aug 4, 2015 18:02:35 GMT -5
basket-sirynn would be picked up and thrown at vivipoo. it would be very dramatic and slow-mo when she flew at her friend.
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
a single tear would roll down her face.
"I BELIEVE I CAN SOOOOOOAR, I SEE ME RUNNIN THROUGH THAT OPEN DOORRRRRRRRR"
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Aug 4, 2015 18:08:42 GMT -5
Valo watched in horror as Baraius grabbed him and somehow rolled him into a ball. HOW IS THIS CANON?! Valo thought as he got dunked at Steven, only to miss and go through the hoop and slam onto the ground painfully.
Valo laid there in a broken heap. "Ugh... where my ganks at... surrender at 20..."
He rummaged around in his pocket, pulling out a Coconut. Yes. He carried a coconut in his pocket. He would take aim at the 259 Dunkmaster and throw it as hard as he could at the back of his head. Bitch ass don't roll up in HIS school like this. Oh hell naw.
(OOC: Coconut used: Once per thread, you can throw this at your opponent and give them quite the headache.)
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 4, 2015 18:16:32 GMT -5
i will break the spell you put on me | everywhere I go, I am spell bound; You cannot have this control on me |
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Vivi braced herself as Sirynn came flying towards her. When she was close enough, Vivi clasped on hand over her other fist and hit Sirynn like a volleyball, causing her to go tearing through the air toward The Dunkmaster's crotch.
"HIT HIM IN THE BALLS, SIRYNN!" she yelled, "SHOW HIM WHY YOU'RE FEARED!"
Vivi grabbed a pair of heavy weights from her bag and thought about bashing them over the guys head, but she'd need to get his attention or something--would throwing shade work?
"YO BUTT WIPE, YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YER DOCTOR SAID "AWW WUT A TREASURE" AND YO MOM SAID "YE LETS BURY IT--AND THEN HE THREW YOU OUT THE WINDOW BUT THE WINDOW THREW YOU BACK--" she yelled, "BUT SERIOUSLY I COULD PROBABLY DIE BY CLIMBING YOUR EGO AND JUMPING TO YOUR IQ--"
She continued yelling and actually pretty much forgot about attacking him because she was too busy thinking up insults. Then she saw Valo.
"OMAHGAHD VALO ARE YOU OKAY--"
He threw a coconut at the guy.
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 4, 2015 18:23:14 GMT -5
"I'VE SEEN FLACCID DICKS HARDER THAN THE SHADE YOU'RE THROWING RIGHT NOW," the Dunkmaster said in response to Vivi and Kai. However, he had more pressing concerns to deal with at the moment - the coconut, the the dropkick, and the Q. Sirynn would just end up quite literally flying over his head, as she was struck like a volleyball, so he didn't quite care about that.
The coconut would hit him first. Then came the spin that he would dash inward for so as to take less damage, and he would grab Sarah by her arm. As the kick came down he'd spin backward to move out of its way before leaping, using Sarah like a guillotine on Steven. If successful, he would drop Sarah to the ground and roar, "TRIPLE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!"
And with that, he charged at Kai, looking to tackle the kid into the ground before dunking him on Vivi.
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Dives Into Black Mist Water
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 4, 2015 18:27:30 GMT -5
Kai would kick him in the nutsack before speaking.
"YOU MEAN DEEEEEEZ NUTS?!?!"
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Aug 4, 2015 18:28:29 GMT -5
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" She said as her arm was grabbed and she found herself in a bit of a compromising position. His hand was on her arm, but not on the dunking tools themselves. So as she was swung down hard she would quickly adjust to the guillotine movement and release the hoop.
"CATCH IT, GUARD!" If Steven caught the thing in time she'd bring her feet in front of her to plant onto the metal bar, hoping to use it to launch up and over the dunkmaster, her own hand grasping at his wrist to try and bring it up over his back, she would potato sack behind him and tug down on the arm to try and pull him off balance and onto his back.
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Aug 4, 2015 18:28:57 GMT -5
Valo watched in horror as his comrades fell. This wasn't even basketball anymore! What was this?!
"STOP FEEDING DARIUS!" He shouted, standing up to his feet. It was time for him to kick ass, and he just respawned. Valo would rush over and pick up a nearby basketball, jumping up above the 259 bro and aiming to slam it down on his head as hard as his 60 STR could allow him. He had to dunk the dunk master.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 4, 2015 18:34:18 GMT -5
Vivi would be hit by a flying Kai and get smashed into the ground.
Dis dramatic music played as she lay a on da ground.
"...Somebody plz donate my body parts to people who need them when I die--except for my middle finger, give that to dat basketball bitch."
She'd point to the dunk master then go limp on the ground.
"Dangit."
Of course Vivi wasn't really dying like she thought but srsly if she died her last words would prolly be dangit
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Post by Steven Rosett on Aug 4, 2015 18:34:22 GMT -5
Steven would not be able to react exactly as Sarah wanted him to, not able to catch the thing as it flew pass. "Fuck, go for it." Steven shouted back, and brought his arms up instead. Letting Sarah slam her feet against them and try what she was doing. Sending Steven away and crashing to the ground, his attack attempt still just as cut off as the Dunkmaster had hoped.
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Aug 4, 2015 18:38:40 GMT -5
gdi vivi decided to use her best bud as a volleyball. not cool bruh-chan-san. not cool.
"IM SORAN', FLYINGGGGGGG. THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT I CANT REACHHHHHH!"
sirynn would sing in slow-mo as she flew past the dunk master. she would smash into the wall, a sirynn body-imprint forever in the wall. she would tumble to the ground. she would crawl over to steven, and roll herself into a ball.
".....use me..... to dunk him...... tea-bag master......."
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Aug 4, 2015 18:46:50 GMT -5
With Steven out of the way, Sarah would still manage to complete her hop, though she'd find that her force wasn't nearly enough to cause him to fall over, and his downward force against her own would rip his arm free. Because of this, he was under the impression that he'd brought her down, and proceeded to charge at Kai. Now, because the Dunkmaster was a sports dood, he was wearing a cup, making Kai's kick useless, which in turn meant he'd still get dunked on Vivi
Looking around, he saw the downed Sirynn as well, and was almost excited that he'd scored a Hexakill, but then he realized - Steven and Sarah were yet to fall.
"Quadrakill...!" he said with a foul tone, before generating a basketball of flame in his hands. Picking up the old broken hoop, he would shoot it out at Steven to hook it around one of his limbs, or maybe even his head, and pull him in, and if successful, he would dunk the flame ball on his head.
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Post by Steven Rosett on Aug 4, 2015 18:51:13 GMT -5
The hoop would be able to catch Steven around a arm as he was standing and pull him in. However Steven as he was pulled forward would leap forward into the pull bringing up his other arm. Aiming a elbow for the dunkmasters throat. Hoping to smash into him with both of the force of him and the other man.
However if this failed to cut of his action, Steven would be unable to block the fire basketball. Only a tilting of his head to the side causing the ball to flame at his face rather then burn his precious hair.
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