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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Sexual Education: The Sexond One- Live and in HD! [Class]
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Post by Luka Sazonov on Aug 14, 2015 12:36:30 GMT -5
((Okay, so this is going to be a classroom thread. I'm going to be GMing it as Luka. Basically, it's going to be moved every 24 hours or every four to eight posts to keep a fluid classroom like setting up. This is a class, so I'm playing loose with posting order and what not since it's mostly going to be banter unless someone decides to get fight-y. The class is all grade levels btw, so everyone can join.
To keep everything moving properly, please don't post *raises hand to ask question* with out the question your character would ask posted as well. It'd get ridiculously slow if we had to wait for Luka to call on everyone.))
It was time for the feared class once more! The class, which was usually an old history class. An old world map hung down in front of the class. As students began to appear and take their seats, a neat looking man with sharp features would walk in. He'd head straight to the front of the class and reach up to yank down on the map. It'd pull down before scrolling up revealing to the class the words that had been written on the board:
WELCOME TO SEXUAL EDUCATION DELINQUENTS.
The man would turn to look at the, his narrow eyes glancing over the room. He wore a black coat with what appeared to be a suit underneath it. He'd speak in a firm and deadpan voice. ”Welcome to Sexual Education.” His eyes would continue to scan the room as he spoke. He clearly wasn't here to play around. ”I am here to make sure none of you reproduce irresponsibly.”
“Now, before we begin, any questions?”
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Post by Allen Hollows on Aug 14, 2015 12:42:04 GMT -5
Allen stared. This was not what he was told would happen! He would sigh, and put his chin in his hand, losing focus. Yet another boring class with another dude who was NOT who should teach a class of this caliber. His eyes lost focus, and he would fall into a daydream.
One of a beautiful teacher who could really show them the ropes.
He grinned stupidly, cheeks tinting red at the thought!
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 14, 2015 12:42:21 GMT -5
Kai got stuck in this class. He has no idea what class this was. It looked interesting, and the counselor told him to to go here. Therefore, Kai went to this class. He's never heard of sex, more or less sexual education. Kai in fact, never really got the concept of learning. Therefore, this will be pretty new to him. He would raise his hand. "What's sexual edumacation??" (OOC: Beware... explaining sex ed to Kai is like explaining the birdS and the bees to a 5 year old. The rper apologizes beforehand before stoopid questions rise)
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 14, 2015 12:45:49 GMT -5
Sigh.... This is going to be so humiliating.
The Hattori thought to himself as he quietly traveled through the halls with his black cloack on and his hair covering one side of his face like he was a emo kid. Even though he was kind of the complete opposite of one. Naturally Musashi wouldn't go to classes like this, but getting advice on sex from his mom was something that even he wasn't comfortable with. He was a growing boy and he knew he had to learn about this stuff at some point in his life. Why not now while he was at probably the worst school in America. Once the Hattori got into class he would notice that quite a few people were in there already.
He like most of the people in there would not greet any one, and instead would just sit down and face the front of the classroom. He'd figure at some point he would have to start asking question, but he wouldn't ask until someone else did first. Just so that the ice could be broke. "Nah..." He'd mutter to himself as he begin pondering all the things he would ask. "Might as well be the first one to ask something." He'd mutter again as more people started coming into the classroom. The Hattori couldn't deny he liked being the center of attention so once everything would go underway he would make sure that he got the chance to break the ice.
"Sooooooo, how does sex get started Teacher? And I don't want the 'when mommy and daddy love each other' talk either...."
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 14, 2015 12:55:42 GMT -5
i will break the spell you put on me | everywhere I go, I am spell bound; You cannot have this control on me |
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IT’S WASN’T OVER. HERE IT WAS AGAIN. DEJA FREAKN VU. The class started a lot like last time, except this time there was a man teaching the class. He had sharp but also somewhat beautiful features, and he gave off a stern business like vibe.
Vivi thought back to the last class they had, where everyone was attacking Sarah’s boobs, having to put condoms on bananas, and poor Lucani got freaking choked out with one by the teacher. And hadn’t there been a kid who was tied up and thrown out the window?
Vivi made her way into the classroom, fiddling with her purple tie as a way of coping with her nerves. In spite of feeling a bit antsy, she took care to enter casually and took a seat near the other students who had entered. Aaaand here came the questions. Vivi would just sit and listen to this part, she didn’t really have any questions of her own, in spite of knowing very little about the subject.
When Kai asked his question Vivi snorted in laughter but quickly disguised it as a cough.
“Uuh, damn this desk is dusty,” she muttered.
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Post by Luka Sazonov on Aug 14, 2015 13:01:05 GMT -5
The look Luka gave the class was not reassuring. Why did this class always lure in the idiots? He'd sigh as he rubbed his temple- already feeling a headache coming across. His eyes shifted to look at the one who spoke first. ”Sexual education,” he corrected him firmly. ”Sexual education is the process of teaching delinquent youth about sexual activities and the result of it.” He explained it very cut and dry before moving on to the next student. At least this one didn't look stupid... Until he asked that question.
”When a man's dick gets hard he wants to put it in something. Sometimes it's a quivering wet vagina or an asshole. Sometimes, a woman wants something put in her or wants to rub something against her. It's all varying depending on someone's sexual preferences,” he answered him bluntly. He spoke unabashed, as if explaining how to open a lock or find the restroom. ”People are hardwired to enjoy sex because that means humans will do it more and thus reproduce more- which was important when we were still at the bottom of the food chain.”
Vivi may notice some similar patterns between the two teachers... and the voice was very similar as well.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 13:03:06 GMT -5
Bee, sitting in the class as well...was dying.
Okay, maybe not as much as when Aaron started talking about reproduction months ago (shut up, it was her older brother and it was awkward, okay?!) but it was still bad.
Pheebs hunkered down in her desk.
'...just get through it, just get through it, just get through it...' became her mental mantra.
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Aug 14, 2015 13:03:14 GMT -5
"Heya Vivi!" Sarah sat next to Vivi and listened to the shpeel. She didn't really need to learn a lot of this stuff but she was really curious if the class was going to be as interesting as the last one had been. She just didn't want anyone to go out the window this time and would be prepared to help them back up so long as they promised to not disrupt the class. Then again, Kyou had been kind of a pain in the ass that class.
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Aug 14, 2015 13:04:00 GMT -5
Twisting the tumbler on the gym locker, Lexington quickly changed out of his shorts and PE shirt and threw on a pair of black jeans and a T-shirt that said "They call me Richard" across the chest. He pulled out his phone to check the time. "Cool, I have just enough time to make it to class." Lexington pulled out his pink notebook and two pencils and he ran out the locker room down, up the hallway, bang a right and he was in front of the Sex Ed. Classroom door. He opened the door and stepped through to hear questions already being asked. Lexington looked around and found a seat in the middle of the classroom, sometimes he liked being that tall guy that sits in the middle and blocks everyones view. He plopped down on the seat and simply looked around. "I missed the first Sex Ed class. At least I'm here for the second." Lexington said to himself. He looked around once more and then clasped his hands on the desk.
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Post by Viorel Lee Roberts on Aug 14, 2015 13:06:53 GMT -5
Viorel walked into class her usually sweet face had a sour look on it. She couldn't believe she got landed with this class, what on earth did she do? Her cold dark blue eyes scanned the room looking for a seat that she could bare to sit in. While walking through the classroom the noticed most of the of the students attending were male. Figures. Fixing her school cardigan she delicately sat down and tried to avoid any eye contact with her peers. Her eyes swept over the teacher, at least he didn't look like he has rocks for brains. He actually had really nice features. She gently sat her elbows on her desk and rested her head on the backs of her hands. When the questions some of the students were asking abused her eardrums a disgusted look washed over her face. Really? She scuffed at her unintelligent peers. Sometimes she hated being part of this generation. When she heard the teacher answer, she didn't even bat an eyelash. Quite honestly she hoped that the blunt answer would hush some of the stupidity in the room.
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Aug 14, 2015 13:08:36 GMT -5
Kai got none of the info entering his mind. HE wanted to ask at least 200 million questions that would lead him nowhere. However, the teacher looks like anime Hitler but hotter. Therefore, Kai would shut up for now. There is one word that entered his mind though: sex. What the fooq was sex?? Was that food?? Maybe it's a new Trisha (nutrition) class. It's definitely not fro. Shokugeki no Soma though. Kai would raise his hand again to ask another question. "Excuse me!! What is sex??"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 14, 2015 13:11:23 GMT -5
"Oh..... Well.. Sounds about right."
The Hattori spoke coughing and looking around as if he had just stole something. He'd never expect the teach be that detailed about his answer, but that was probably because of his dumb ass question. For now the Musashi would just remain quiet and let everyone else do the talking before asking something that was less appropriate, and not as embarrassing as well. As class got underway the Hattori begin to notice a few familiar faces in the classroom. One of them being Lexington and the other being Vivian. He thought about speaking to them but decided that it could wait until some more time passed during class.
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Post by Trasci 令 Brooks on Aug 14, 2015 13:11:49 GMT -5
Rei would walk in and plop down in a back seat, grinning widely as she watched everyone. Rei totally knew what sex was, so she was just here to see how fun it'd be seeing others learn about it. She wondered if they knew all about the blood and biting!
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Post by Allen Hollows on Aug 14, 2015 13:20:18 GMT -5
Allen refocused as the teacher spoke. He chuckled to himself, leaning back and watching everyone around him. Was he like, a total perv or something? He watched porn all the time. He wasn't ashamed to admit that- he had needs after all.
But most people here seemed totally clueless!
He'd raise his hand.
"So what causes the reproduction cycle? Like, when a guy puts it in, what then?"
He already knew but hey, why not embarrass everyone further?
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Post by Vivi Perish on Aug 14, 2015 13:28:40 GMT -5
i will break the spell you put on me | everywhere I go, I am spell bound; You cannot have this control on me |
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Vivi sat still in her chair. Yeah, she had been trying to play it cool and look totally not awkward, but her utter lack of movement and the fact that she seemed to almost seemed to be neglecting to blink gave away how uncomfortable she was. There wasn't really a point in getting worked up about this though, right?
She needed to settle down. The violet haired girl propped her elbow up on her desk and rested her cheek on her palm as she watched the teacher explain. It occurred to her this man looked kind of familiar… especially the eyes and mouth, mannerisms, and even voice.
First thought that occurred to her was that perhaps this was Luka’s brother, or even a twin. Why wasn’t she here today thought? She was the one who taught this class last time, after all.
Vivi perked up when Sarah came and sat next to her.
"Hey, Sarah!" she leaned over to whisper in her ear, “Better defend those tiddies, yeah?”
This was a jest in reference to the run in at the last Sex Ed class, where people were practically stampeding her. Leaning back in her chair, she waggled her eye brows before letting out a soft chuckle and turning back to face the front of the class.
As much as she didn't want to talk, Vivi did have a question that she had been wondering about. The violet haired girl raised her hand.
“Uum, how fast does a woman conceive after sex?” she asked.
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