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It was a regular day at McSushi's. People where coming in and out after having a somewhat good meal. "Hello, how may I take your order," said the lady at the cashier. "Ok, so 1 McRamen 2 French Sushis and 1 soft drink. Its that all?" The person wouldn't respond and would click enter, sending it to the kitchen to make the order. Afterwards, she went on her break and hanged out in a quiet part of the restaurant. "Tired, Ruby," a voice would say. She looked up and saw Musashi, the mascot of the restaurant approaching towards her. Ruby would give off a sigh and look at Musashi,"Yep, It's a bit exhausting taking orders from 50 people every hour. How about you?" Ruby would scoot over and make space for her friend. "Having kids jump on you and play with them is very tiring." The girl would smile slightly. "Well, its fun to work around with your comrades, especially you," she would say. Over in the kitchen, Alex would be making Ramen as perfect as possible. "Did you put the sprinkles in it. I've read in a book that sprinkles make everything taste better," a manly voice would say. Alex turned around with a smirk. "I sometimes wonder where you get all this imagination from. When people look at you, the see a giant, but when they get to know you..." Alex paused and looked at the burned pot of ramen. ".....they will know your actually a giant living an illusion full of castles and rainbows." Dan would laugh and hug Alex, making Alex have a face of disgust. "Well, they say happiness is the cure to all problems," said the Dan. "Put me down, don't you see the sushi is being overfried!" Dan would look to see that he accidentally lifted Alex of the ground, so he put him down and patted him in the back. "Don't forget the sprinkles," He would say before going back to giving McSushi Ice Cream. Alex looked at the clock that hanged in the Kitchen wall,"3 more hours and then I can finally leave." "Oh, no! My break has been over 5 minutes ago, I have to get back to work. Please don't fire me," Ruby would say as she swiftly jumped over the table and hurried to the cashier. "Don't worry, I won't," Musashi said with a smile.

The Characters in this story:

Musashi Hattori Ruby Dan Alex Dragon






Ritsu was a random poor person that lived in the poor district of the Royal City. Macht was a prince that lived in the castle with Princess Miso. One day, Ritsu wanders around the outside walls of the palace and sees princess Miso. Miso goes towards Ritsu and asks him what is he doing spying on a lady. Ritsu tells her that she looks beautiful. Macht sees it all and does a piston punch to Ritsu, but Hex blocks it with a butter knife. Macht tries ro kill Ristu cause he said Miso was beautiful, but just when Macht was about to slash his face, a dragon came and ate him. Miso and Ritsu married each other, along with Hex the white butler and lived happily ever after.

The Characters in this story:

Macht Stärke Aldritch Hexell Ira Defaire

ENTRY NO: 3  
DATE: 13•9•15

Once upon a time, a masochistic, evil king called Shugo decided that it was time to eat robots. His parents doesn't understand what spurred on such impulse--they merely knew that they needed the best therapist in the nation to treat him--The rougher-up Macht.

Macht walked in as usual, and attempted to be shirtless. He was so handsome, Shugo fell for him immediately without questions. He yelled so loudly, that the monks in the mountains could hear him.

Panicking, they enlisted the help of Mizore, the womanly woman of all woman. Refusing to help them, she merely said that she'll investigate out of curiosity.

Summoning the great Dawn, both of them charged intensely into the castle, and under the impression that Macht was trying to attack Shugo, Mizore and Dawn leaped onto Macht, determined to protect their precious princess Shugo.

Summoning their friends Valo and Alex, Valo decided to kiss Shugo to undo the evil spell of Macht.

Instead of undoing the evil spell, Valo accidentally infected Dawn that sat on Valo, and Alex, that decided that Dawn was an extremely beautiful girl decided to kiss Dawn to aid her. The kiss gave Dawn a +10 in strength and she yelled out in anger.

She used the +10 in strength and slammed Shugo in the nose, and Shugo flew into Mizore that flew into Macht that flew into wall. Macht was extremely confused, and he held Alex to alleviate his stress.

Everyone decided to laugh, and they all lived in a confusing twist of happy ending.

The Characters in this story:

Macht Stärke Adrian "Valo" Morei Alex Dragon Dawn Ira Defaire Shugo Yuy™