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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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A Love So Strong [Sirynn]
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I DO NOT TAKE IT UP THE BUTT
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HE IS NOT A BOTTOM
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Post by Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third on Sept 12, 2015 17:12:29 GMT -5
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i've got the gift of one liners and you've got the curse of curves ► Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third had recovered from his injuries of fighting the one known as Macht, the chump who had defeated him so easily. Obviously he was faking his injuries and that wheelchair was just some sort of trap, a crutch of sorts. Only, not a crutch cus he couldn't stand, so it was a wheelchair... which causes you to rely even more on an object. Relying on objects was downright inhuman!
It should be noted at this point Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third was using his phone's snapchat app to pluck his eyebrows as well as keeping track of how much longer he had until his class was over. He had left after finishing a test early, despite his boistrous ways he was actually quite intelligent.
"THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!" He roared as he tossed the tweezers down the hall as they accidentally bumped into a rather short, stout girl. Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third walked forward to apologize and investigate the situation further. "ARE YOU ALRIGHT? I APOLOGIZE FOR THESE TWEEZERS, THAT WAS VERY RUDE OF THEM TO FLY AT THAT TRAJECTORY!" |
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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❤️ Buff Bara Babe Brigade ❤️
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Sept 12, 2015 17:33:37 GMT -5
sirynn would be walking down the hallways break-dancing to her sick jams on her headphones, not really paying attention to where she was walking. she was also flexing her tiny bara arms by ding reps with a large fridge. specifically... arose's fridge...
so the bara queen would be dancing and flexin' like a pro, when loand behold a GIANT PERSON attacked her!!! she was attacked by some weird metal thingies she had never seen before. how did these get through the school metal detectors?!
she would drop her fridge and hold her perfect beautiful cheek in her hands. giant anime tears would spill from her eyes and she would cry loudly, waving one had at the villain of this story.
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PERFECT, FLAWLESS, CHUBBY FACE!!!! YOU RUINED AN ANGEL!!! THE SEXIEST GIRL AT SCHOOL!!! I AM A QUEEN AND YOU RUINED ME!!!!"
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Post by Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third on Sept 12, 2015 17:46:39 GMT -5
i've got the gift of one liners and you've got the curse of curves
► "Y-YOU MEAN TO TELL ME... A TINY PERFECT ADORABLE CUTIE LIKE YOU C-C-CARRIES A FRIDGE?!?!?" He was astonished by this more than everything else she said or did, and bowed quickly, an arm swooping in front of his chest. "I APOLOGIZE YOUR GRACE, BUT I HAVE TO KNOW IF I CAN BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT! YOU TRULY ARE STRONG AND I SEEK TO RID MYSELF OF MY WEAKNESS AND SHAME!"
He would lift his gaze to her, his serious face all over his face as he faced her, it was a hard truth to face but if he didn't face it now he was going to have to face some hard times. He sucked. He needed to get better. The stories he heard of one of the greats was to lose consistently and all the time until you stopped losing.
"PLEASE HIT ME!" He cried out through big tears which were streaming down his.... face. |
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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❤️ Buff Bara Babe Brigade ❤️
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Sept 12, 2015 19:04:16 GMT -5
"WHY YES, I DO CARRY A FRIDGE BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY ALL OF THE TIME BECAUSE I AM A COMIC RELIEF CHARACTER. THIS IS PART OF MY RUNNING GAG. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!" she would yell, very confused why this giant person was yelling and crying like a giant diaper-wearing baby. but at least he apologized to her. very loudly too. and clearly he thought she was as awesome as she totally was."THIS WHOLE SITUATION FEELS A LOT LIKE ANOTHER RP I'VE BEEN IN!!" she would shout, putting down arose's fridge, and flex her favourite punching arm. she would then clumsily climb onto top of the fridge so that she would be more on the same height level as matrim katashi blaze the third."SIRYNN PUNCH OF SUPER COOL ANIME PHYSICSSSSS!!!!" she would yell, winding up her punching arm and smashing her fist (and SIRYNN PUNCHHHHHH!!!!! Ring of Destructive Pwning Power which would leave her name branded on his face) against his.... face.
Steel Sentinel: For every one attack Sirynn lands, she gains one Steel Stack, and for every one attack she receives, she gains two. At fifteen Steel Stacks, Sirynn's body can take on the properties of steel, hardening to the point where her body basically feels almost no pain from attacks sent her way. Sirynn receives +40 Con -20 Dex. Can be used up to three times per thread. (1 steelrynn stack/15 steelrynn stacks) |
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Post by Matrim Katashi Blaze the Third on Sept 12, 2015 19:12:49 GMT -5
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i've got the gift of one liners and you've got the curse of curves ►
"I CAN'T HELP IT, ITS JUST MY VOICE!" He loudly stated, "I GUESS AS YOU SAID IT WOULD BE A PART OF MY GAG!" As she climbed the fridge he noticed just how graceful she was, her pink hair, her swaggy stutter glasses, the fact that she was someone else who named all of her punches and said them as she threw them.
The attack hit him as his head flew back at a speed that took his body for a ride. His shoulder collided with lockers and the bouncing force sent him face first against the floor where he rolled over himself and slid to a stop along his back, his feet in front of him as he sat up, facing away from Sirynn. His jaw was broken as he rubbed a hand over the swelling flesh and turned around. "THIS IS AMAZING, I WISH TO EXPERIENCE MORE! DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SUPER COOL PUNCHES? TALKING HURTS, OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" Each ow seemed to hurt it again, causing him to say ow, and hurting it again. He was stuck in a loop.
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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❤️ Buff Bara Babe Brigade ❤️
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Sept 12, 2015 20:39:13 GMT -5
"BOOYAH!" sirynn would jump and pump her tiny fist into the air n victory. she hella slam-dunked this kid into the next century with her sirynn punch of super cool anime physics!she would waddle her chubby body over to the giant baby, carrying arose's fridge under her arm. she would run but... that was way too much effort. clearly this dude was in pain but.. he wanted more. and sirynn wasn't one to let down an adoring fan of her punches!"YEAH I CAN GIVE YOU ANOTHER PUNCH... HMMMMM!!!!" she would think, tapping on her chin in super smart concentration with all of her 5 INT. a cartoon light bulb would appear over her head, and she would take a few steps back, making a dragon ball z squating pose. she would scream really strange constipation noises as she powered up her fists. her fists would light up with flames and she would run at matrim katashi blaze the third, punching him once in the stomach with super dooper flaming fists(are they gay fists or fire fists?). she would then swivel behind him, and punch him really super hard in the butt cheek. because matrim katashi blaze the third does not tak it up the butt, but rather to the kinda side of the butt. "SUPER FLAMING PUNCHES OF PLEASE-DONT-BURN-SIRYNN FIREY GOODNESS WITH SOME EXTRA FIRE ON THE SIDEEEEEE!!!!!"
Steel Sentinel: For every one attack Sirynn lands, she gains one Steel Stack, and for every one attack she receives, she gains two. At fifteen Steel Stacks, Sirynn's body can take on the properties of steel, hardening to the point where her body basically feels almost no pain from attacks sent her way. Sirynn receives +40 Con -20 Dex. Can be used up to three times per thread.
(3 steelrynn stacks/15 steelrynn stacks)
Kusanagi Brand: Once per thread, the user can imbue all of their attacks in one post with fire.
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