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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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The Food Civil War[[Event]]
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A true man makes his way, bearing his naked heart out to the world.
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Post by Arose Yamato on Sept 12, 2015 20:08:14 GMT -5
[[OoC: The following is a SILLY CANON event. There is no limit on the number of people that may join, except that you may only join with one character. You may have another character CAMEO FOR ONE POST if you PM ME ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO MAKE A CAMEO AS A SECOND CHARACTER. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. Players may post so long as there are 4 posts or 24 hours since their last post. GM'd rounds will go through once every 48 hours. Have fun everyone.]]
It had been three days… Three days since the school had been thrown into this war… Two armies fought and killed each other. Except no one actually died cause that’d be going too far. Arose sat there… wondering how he could let things go this far… The old man wondered how things had come out to be this way. He wondered what he could have done… to have stopped this hell from ever happening… The war started 3 days ago in his class…
3 Days Ago. 6th Period
Arose was teaching class as usual. The old man sat back onto his desk and had everyone wrap up a few minutes early. It was Monday and he could tell his students were drained from the weekend. Lecturing at them for another 5 minutes wasn’t going to make much difference. Arose was just making idle chitchat.
“So what do you guys think I should take the family out to for dinner? Burgers? Or Japanese food?”
A simple sentence caused a massive shouting battle in the classroom. The battle then lead to the hallway. From the hallway to other classrooms. From the other classrooms to the lunchroom. From the lunchroom to Facebook. From Facebook to well everywhere. It spread like wild fire… Which brought us to the Present.
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The Burger Brigade had taken control of the old school building and the athletic fields claiming it was the true American Way. The Japanese Food Revolutionary Army took over the New School Building, claiming that it had less roaches. They waged battle against each other, the courtyard very quickly becoming No Man’s Land. On the second day, the Japanese Food Revolutionary Army changed their name to the Sushi Soldiers because the Burger Brigade had the upper hand since when they shouted orders to their army their name was shorter. It took .67 seconds shorter to shout “Burger Brigade Charge!” compared to “Japanese Food Revolutionary Army Charge!” That .67 seconds lead to many bruised testicles.
Where do you fit into all of this? Are you a Sushi Soldier? Are you a Burger Brigad..i..an…? Yeah. Brigadian. I think that’s a word. Ignore the spell check that says it’s not. Or are you one of the neutral parties… How will you bring this war to a close..? Rumor has it… both sides are building their dooms day weapons for one final all out battle.
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Sept 12, 2015 20:40:57 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | With a red bandana tied on his head and war paint on his face, Al scouted the perimeters with his binoculars. It was too quiet, too suspicious. He observed the new school building, but all he could see was silhouettes of people, nothing new that he can make out
The Burger Brigade was the team he had chosen to join. Why? 'Cause 'Murica! That's why! He took one of his makeshift weapons on his table. The Patty Punisher 9000™. A toy gun that's connected using a tube to a small plastic tank strapped on his back. The plastic tank was filled with mushed burger patties, and it was no ordinary burger patties, it was hot burger patties. With a pull of the trigger, this bad boy would spray some of them hot beef. Once one of these sushi shits come close to him, they'll all get Patty Punished.
Al then turned around. "No signs of suspicious activity sir!". Al said saluting at their leader. He then proceeded to check on their dooms day weapon. "How's the progress dudes? Need some help?" He asked with a smile, checking on the masterpiece of death and destruction being made.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2015 21:03:32 GMT -5
◄ HAVEN'T YOU HEARD WHAT BECOMES OF A CORPSE? He wasn't really on any side, but then again, he was. Daichi sat in the cafeteria of the new building, eating a bento box. He didn't care for this war and didn't care for much at all. It was all pointless in his eyes, though watching people loose was very entertaining...
He looked around the cafeteria and at the large windows that would overlook the courtyard and could be seen from the old building. He didn't know why this was happening, but it could be despairingly fun.
Holding his chopsticks he tapped them on the table thinking. War was way too much effort. He'd rather be taking a nap on a couch or in bed, but sadly he was called to get a weapon.
Decide not to go he was dragged by a random student... away from his lunch. Mentally cursing he was given a 'soy soaker 2000' It was like a squirt gun filled with soy sauce that heavily stained clothing and had a pungent smell.
He stared at the gun and walked back to get his lunch, trying to avoid people. In his mind were two things, though he was way too lazy to think about them, but he just needed food for starters.  |
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Sept 12, 2015 22:06:11 GMT -5
Day 4... My Cellphone died on Day 1. I've been without facebook, snapchat, and the roleplaying forum I go on PHS #553. You see... this war... it didn't revolve around me... It had nothing to do with me. I was just a neutral party in all of this. I liked japanese food and burgers equally. So I sat there out in No Man's land... the courtyard. I sat atop a table staring at my dead cell phone. @ tag
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Post by Ira Defaire on Sept 12, 2015 23:05:52 GMT -5
stars are falling and so are you.
If you squint closely at the corner of the lonely school, you might be unlucky enough to catch a savage little person that was yelling intensely about the liberation of chopsticks. To her, chopsticks should be a free spirit, and they should legalize attaching a chopstick to the end of fishing pole. She was certain that people would enjoy that.
"Sushi Soldier!" That voice jolted her out of her blissful daydream, as she slammed her head against the wall in shock. 'Hound 7!"
Ira sulked.
That voice had been commanding her for days to rip off her shirt to display her loyalty to the asses Sushi Soldiers, and it didn't seem enough if she ripped off her bandana, screamed about how perfume were slaves of the Japanese, and rolled about the floor as though she was receiving 10 epiphanies at once. She even threw in a sound effect by blasting One Direction.
Many died after that.
'Go to scout the eastern wall, we need you to grab the knitting needles on the table next to you, and infiltrate the enemy by pretending to like burgers,"
Tears begin to form at the edges of her eyes and she let out a broken sob. The grease, the meat and the smell of oil sizzling about a pan was too much for her to take. She would puke, howl at the moon and proceed to display symptoms of withdrawal that involves feebly begging for rice, wringing her body into a shape of her blobfish, and renaming herself "bob".
However, she had to follow orders. She must do it for her people, her country, her nation, the asses, the soldier,s and for the sake of it's greasy, repulsive glory, the downfall of the bulky burgers. The betrayal in her heart was shattering her.
"Yes Master." She sobbed.
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"If you want to compare ambitions, then I will always win!!"
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Post by Kai Young-Jae Kim on Sept 13, 2015 1:34:38 GMT -5
(OOC: Incoming!! Prepare your assez for dem puns)
Kai was feeling a bit FISHY about this war. I mean, he could SEA all of them CRABBY little minions acting like ANCHOVIES from the PIZZA clan. It made him SEASICK. Kai prepared his yellow napk- bandanna to fight against the SeaFucks from Japan. He liked both foods, but these FISH lovers think that they are considered to be MEAT... Please friends. The sushi are too much of FRESHmen MEAT to be considered to be actual meat. Of course, the RAREST from the hardcore heroes in the meats, the WELL DONE veterans, and even the ones in the MEDIUM were at the war to fight and join hands. The chicken, fillet, porkers, and whatever animal there was that could be an ANACONDA FOR THEM TWO BUNS came to fight for the battle. Shit, even the vegans came to fight for the burger side to try and fit in. These Pretty Sushis were no match against the OG mudda fooqa Pretty Patties. Of course, Kai was one of the captains leading in this battle to destroy these children and keep them off Murica. Kai held up his fist to destroy them FISHtches.
"DOWN WITH SEAWEED!! DO IT FOR THE VINE!!"
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Sept 13, 2015 2:23:18 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | With the Patty Punisher 9000 on his left hand and his binoculars on the other, he continued scanning the area, that's when he saw Shugo sitting on the barren wasteland that was once the courtyard, alone and unarmed. Al gasped as he dropped his binoculars on the floor. Al ran downstairs, his heart pounding and his face bathing in sweat. He peekpeeked through the window beside the exit doors, he was still there, sitting on the courtyard. A sigh of relief escaped Al.
He was about to exit the building but one of the door guards grabbed him by his shoulders and spoke to him. "Jesus! What are you planning on doing!? The enemy would see you out there!" Al took a deep breath, he knew it would be dangerous, he might get captured by the enemy and get force fed with sushi as torture, but it's worth the risk to save an innocent man. "There's a man out there goddamn it! He doesn't know what he just entered. We need to get him before the enemy does!"
The guard started sobbing. "No! Leave him be! He might be a trap sent out by the enemy. If you go out there, people might start shooting you! You'll die out there!" Al began to sob as well, tears and sweat mixing on his dirty face. "But I don't want an innocent man to go down! And I most definitely don't want to see him get recruited by the enemy!" The guard stopped sobbing and wiped off his face. "I'm sorry. But no one must enter and exit as of now. The commander's orders." Said the guard with a serious face. "Y-yyou don't understand!" "I'm sorry, it's for your own safety..." "No!" Another guard started dragging him away. "NOOOOO!"
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Post by Dan on Sept 13, 2015 2:30:13 GMT -5
"NO NOO IT IS NOT PALATABLE DAMMMMIT" screamed Dan as he stood in front of another failed experiment in the school home ec room. there had been many in the past three days and he was reaching his breaking point, it was no lack of effort that he made no progress in his research for the "PERFECT DISH THAT WILL UNITE MANKINDtm" but countless raids by the narrow minded Burgites and sushians have halted him many many times in his research.
"DAMMIT! EH" Dan sweeped his arms across the the makeshift dining table that held failed experiment #142 "WHAT AM I MISSING?!?! NOTHING I DO WORKS, NOTHING FROM ALL NATURAL BEEF TO LOCAL FISH FROM LOCAL FARMERS" Dan bellowed to the skys as if he had been forsaken by a higher power for committing a terrible taboo.
it was then Dan heard something it was coming from outside the door, is this place no longer safe? thought Dan
panicked Dan ripped everything out of the fridge and hid in there
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Post by Luna Narcissus on Sept 13, 2015 7:14:03 GMT -5
For nearly three days, the factions battle for the king of foods has left many a soldier with serious wounds- it's a miracle nobody has died with this incredibly violent showing of miso related injuries (heh) and ketchup pools of blood on the ground, and even more surprising that Luna still hasn't gotten caught up in it yet.
Luna would be eating in the courtyard behind a tree in her usual spot- just a simple apple. She didn't really care about food for the masses, since her five a day and a sandwich would usually be enough to satisfy her. Well. She just hoped that nobody would drag her into this.
I give anyone permission to drag Luna in/mess with her in the following few posts. This thread is glorious.
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Post by Nylla on Sept 13, 2015 8:48:57 GMT -5
Nylla was getting annoyed with the food war going on at this school. One day she was chilling in the hall and she would find herself between a crossfire. The Burger Brigade looked like they had ketchup and mustard blasters, while the Sushi Soldiers had Soy blasters, this became a messy encounter that both sides would regret. When they saw each other each side would start firing, Nylla would decide to move so she wouldn't get in the way of such child's play, then it's happened. She couldn't leave on both sides so she was barely shot, twice, one side of her had a ketchup spot the other had soy. Nylla was furious that they were so childish that they would shoot her, so she took care of them analyzing their weapon and stopping them.
That was around the beginning of the fighting and Nylla had more of a revenge plan. She sit in a tree in the courtyard with her bento lunch, she would notice the other people in the courtyard as well. Ok she has an apple he has a phone, I'm safe. Nylla would unveil her bento for all to see her marvelous plan. What was inside was her lunch and this lunch consisted of two things Burgers, and Sushi. She would hold it up for whoever was watching to see, on both sides. Nylla would laugh as she would take a picture and would send it to the people she had smuggles phone numbers from she would type in the message. What's for lunch i wonder, should I eat a burger first or should I eat some sushi. They both look so tasty. She would send the message not knowing who would get it then she would look at the other people in the courtyard.
"Let's make a plan to stop this childish feud."
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Post by Melanie Rose on Sept 13, 2015 12:59:30 GMT -5
Melanie staled beside the wall on the court yard. These two IDIOTIC SIDES would rue the day they decided that there was only the choice between burgers or sushi. Everyone knew that there was only Pizza and Wings! She would pull her Pepperoni Slinger and her Buffalo Blaster from their holsters on either side of her hips. They were gonna get it! Any one she saw was going down in a fiery blaze of Buffalo sauce or covered in Pepperoni slices!
She checked her ammo once more before rounding the corner and spotting a girl eating an apple. This is gonna be great!!! Melanie ran over screaming.
"PIZZA AND WINGS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO GO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
She would spray Buffalo sauce all over her chest and Pepperoni slices on her head.
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Post by Alex Dragon on Sept 13, 2015 13:23:07 GMT -5
That's IT  | McSushi Food Incoming |
Part of the McSushi Brigade in the Burger Squad, my job was to make food...food that kills with beauty. I know how to cook, but I need to have recipes. Thats why I called Cokking Mama to help me make food. Starting to play the virtual game, I found out that I got 3 stars on every level and dish, making me want to make food. First, make an omelet. I started to make the omelet like Cooking Mama did and everything was looking perfect. I started to think that i could multi task and make more food in little time. Lets see how this turns out... My First Cooking Mama Omelette  I hit the stove really hard due to how the omelette turned out...... It started a fire in the kitchen. "OMG COOKING MAMA WHYYYYYY!!! I JUST WANTED THE PERFECT BURGER AND OMELETTE!!"  Succumb to the Darkness (C) ELLIE @ GANGNAM STYLE |
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Post by Liv Carole on Sept 13, 2015 14:38:28 GMT -5
Liv had her eyes closed and legs crossed. The smell of bacon grease and slimy fish permeated the air. It was the smell of war and fallen dreams. Hopes of deep fried fish sandwiches were just distant ideals of the past. In this day and age, the world was divided by two sole factions. Burgers and Sushi. Already the bad memories brought a foul taste to her mouth and nausea plagued her stomach. Remembering how the oiled flesh of raw fish had been slathered onto thin and tasteless fragments of mush, the slither of it down her throat, Liv gagged at the irrepressible memory. Sushi had invaded her home and body, tearing apart the only sanctuary she had ever known.
Rising from her sitting position, Liv juggled the jar of pickle spears in her hand. It was time that those who wrecked home lives and innocents were taught a lesson in despair. Peeking around the corner to double check on the few lax Sushi Soldier guards mock fighting with chopsticks, the girl took a deep breath before pulling chili powder of her back pocket. After a deep inhale that brought tears streaming from her eyes and the start of a bloody nose, Liv felt the rush that the Burger King had promised to all of his subjects. Jars of ammo lined behind her, all of them filled with canning juices and soured vegetables. Jalapenos, pickles, radish, condiments of all sorts, but lastly mayonnaise to leave the trademark insignia of the Burger Brigade. Letting out an echoing battle cry to symbol the start of a fight, Liv jumped from behind the corner, throwing the detonations at the guards.
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Post by Felix Booker on Sept 13, 2015 15:05:09 GMT -5
War, war never changes; but it does change you. Felix had been in the war since the beginning. It was no secret he was down with the Sushi Soldiers, partaking in every important battle. He watched those close to him get taken out like a 'To-Go- meal, watched friends become enemies, he'd even been double crossed a few times, he'd been captured and tortured, forced to eat sub par american food, he wouldn't let them break him. He was a different man, war had changed him. It had been three hellish days. Currently Felix was out numbered and out fooded, behind enemy lines. He was in the process of sneaking through the old school building, on the hunt for their leader; he planned to single handedly win the war. He gripped his Sushi Shooter tightly; it was a pure chrome power house, recently designed by the Soldiers to gain an upper hand on the Brigade. He hoped he wouldn't need to use it. Around his waist he had his trusty Noodle Whip, fast, quiet and efficient. It was his most trusted weapon, it had been with him since the beginning; and it would be with him at the end. He stepped around the corner, spotting a squad of Brigadians, they turned his way. "Shit." They pointed, before coming at him, raising their own barbaric weapons. Felix bolted, what started as a small squad quickly formed into what looked like their whole damn army. He was fast, but their numbers were overwhelming, they were everywhere. 'This is gonna suck.' Without hesitation he jumped from the second story window, his legs still running, and his arms spun. He tucked his shoulder when he hit the ground, turning what could have been fatal into a roll. But it still hurt. They were coming now, more intense than ever. He sprinted out to the courtyard. As he ran he saw a familiar blue shade of hair, behind a tree. "LUNA GET UP, THEY'RE COMING!" He would smack her sandwich out of her hand, pulling her by the arm, a look of desperation in his eyes. Luna Narcissus| |
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Post by Luna Narcissus on Sept 13, 2015 15:30:44 GMT -5
As Felix grabbed the blue haired girl away from the army of burger brigadiers, she would shed a silent tear for her favorite chicken and lettuce sandwich that her twin had lovingly prepared for her this morning. Unfortunately war was not without it's casualties, and that sandwich was simply there at the wrong place at the wrong time.
With desperation in Felix's eyes, she knew this clearly wasn't his fault. He had saved her from a potentially worse fate, and for that she was grateful- and with that thought, she couldn't simply let the memories of her sandwich go to waste. No. She would have to take revenge on the catalysts behind this trauma- the Brigadians.
As soon as Felix and Luna had made it around a corner into a safe zone, she would turn to him with closed, dedicated fists. Unwavering in her voice, she would ask, "So? What's the plan".
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