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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Lex started it! [Open to all tha homies]
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Dec 1, 2015 19:29:32 GMT -5
Okay okay! Its about afternoon time, most students are having lunch, skipping lunch to go hook up somewhere or skipping in general to just do different activities. Aside from that its a pretty normal, bland day. Now we turn our attention to a round table in the middle of the cafeteria. Lexington and several other students are seated around this table, all wearing white T-shirts and white shorts. In front of them, they've chosen the messiest assortment of foods. Sloppy joes, applesauce, chili, ice cream, pudding, mashed potaters, chicken noodle soup and even macaroni salad. All the glorious foods that, if flung through the air, create a lovely SPLAT on contact and spread their mess all over the place.
"You guys remember the plan.." Lexington said to the rest of students at his table. "Uhh what was it again?" A blonde female said. "You're just supposed to have fun, jeez was it that hard to remember" A redhead male said. "Hell yeah, just have fun. And remember, Lex started it. I'll take the blame for this" Lexington waved his hand and the regulators in the cafeteria took a break and left the room. After about 2 minutes, Lexington slammed both his fists on the table. "I'M TIRED OF THIS, I HATE THIS FOOD. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PRISON!!" A student shouted out in the pillars direction "BITE ME ASSHOLE" He replied. "MAYBE I WILL" Lexington shouted as he stood on his table to get a better view, suddenly the student that had antagonized the Pillar threw a box of chocolate milk at him. Lexington took the hit to the chest and immediately picked up his tray and whipped a glob of macaroni salad in a random direction. Angering several students causing them to yell and throw food. "FOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT" Lexington hollered as his table quickly rose and began to throw food in random directions.
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Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.
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Post by Kylemor Lane on Dec 1, 2015 22:05:26 GMT -5
Another lunchtime, another day to eat meat. Kylemor took his meat from a bag in his backpack. As he munched on the raw beef he saw an uprising. It was beautiful. There were soon people screaming and fleeing from food as the cafeteria became a war zone.
Wanting to join in himself, he'd walk over to a table with a large smile. The students had already left the table in fear, but forgot their lunches. Finding a milk carton and some spaghetti, he giggled. He quickly grabbed a kid by the collar next to him and put the milk down his shirt. Now maybe he didn't understand what a food fight was, but he wouldn't let this one kid go.
Holding the kid captive, he'd whisper depressing things and disturbing facts to this kid, who was getting paler and paler. Anyone who got close ended up on the ground as Kylemor clawed them viciously in the face. He giggled some more, then finally let the kid go, who was trembling and waddled out the cafeteria as quick as possible.
He'd try to eat the spaghetti, but the taste wouldn't sit with him and he spit it out. Meat was definitely better. He'd grin and move silently and closer to Lex, who seemed to be having the time of his life. Even if he got hit, he'd just keep moving like a zombie.
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Post by Lexington on Dec 2, 2015 18:55:59 GMT -5
Lexington continued to throw food at students as he strafed from left to right. Someone charged at him and he lowered his shoulder and flipped the kid over. He continued to strafe basically practicing his fundamentals, Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, Dodge. Taking pot shots at students for fun as they returned fire. He was still getting hit from unblocked angles, but that was the whole point of going in with all white and the color would stand out. Lexington turned around with his tray and saw a student beginning to creep up towards him. It was going to be an easy to get the kill so the french fry warrior reached over to the opposing table and swiped a stack of eight chocolate fudge cookies. He slowly back pedaled from the zombie kid and began shooting ninja cookie stars at the kids chest. "KYAH" He shouted, as he widdled down his supply he grabbed the fifth cookie and shoved it in his mouth and began chomping on it. He turned his attention away from the student for a moment to grab a girl by her ponytail and shoved meatloaf down her shirt. "Pop goes the weasel hehe" He gently pushed her away then turned his attention back to the zombie kid. "Whats your deal yo? You don't like food fights or sum?" He inquired.
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Post by Kylemor Lane on Dec 9, 2015 2:30:24 GMT -5
The next thing he knew he was getting hit with something hard yet soft. Sort of like ninja stars, but a lot more mellow. Oh... cookies. He wasn't a fan of dodging, so he just got hit by the cookies. Most hit his chest, though one managed to hit him flat in the face. He'd stop for a moment and blink. They were very large cookies. Kylemor shrugged and decided to try it, but almost right after he bit into it, he coughed it up. The taste... was awful. He didn't understand how people could eat this kind of food, but oh well.
He finally made it to Lex with a great big smile. It was funny since after being hit with much food, there was nothing to smile about. His clothes were ruined by indistinguishable foods. "Food fight? Oh... no, this is interesting... you want a doll?" He took out a mini cat wooden doll from his pocket which had some sort of talismans plastered onto it. "You can curse your favorite person with it." NOTES Late, sorry much a school MADE BY ★MEULK OF GS |
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