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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Alpacalypse [Low Tier Event]
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Post by Amazing Dapper Fish on Mar 10, 2016 20:44:16 GMT -5
All was quiet on the island academy of 552. It was a calm and quiet morning... That is... Until a sudden and terrible "MEEEEER" could be heard. Suddenly, hundreds of Alpacas swarmed the island- they were EVERYWHERE. They came from the bay like some sort of horrible sea monsters! It was utter chaos- n alpacalypse! To make matters worse, they were biting people! And kicking!
Suddenly a helicopter would appear above them, and a blond woman could be seen leaning out with a megaphone before speaking down to all the students in the furry alpaca chaos.
"These alpacas were on a boat to a testing facility. The boat sank. These alpacas are worth more than your lives. Gather them up without killing them. Any damage done to them will be carved out of your hide."
((The event will move once every 24-48 hours. This event is only open for tier one to three members. Everyone gets an automatic +1 Exp for participating.))
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Post by `Alvari on Mar 11, 2016 13:01:34 GMT -5
You haven't lived until you watch a runaway herd of hipster llamas stampede right past you.
There was a deadpan stare from Kevin as the frenzied pack of animals came storming by; he was out in the yard studying as this all went down. For a moment he sat there, completely dumbfounded---and then came the female (and the helicopter she rode in on), blaring out how valuable these creatures were and how THE FUCKING STUDENTS should try to corral them. Two thoughts came to Kevin's mind. The first: wait, don't these nasty fuckers spit? The second thought that popped up in Kevin's head was how pretty the woman looked, and even from up there, he got a level of anxiety. There was an audible gulp from Kevin as he shook off the nerves and followed the raging herd.
It was truly a sight to behold---the beasts were going absolutely bonkers. Trampling students, bowling them over, biting and nipping at the legs of those who were unfortunate enough to not outrun the creatures. Kevin thought it hilarious, whipping out his phone to record the entire ordeal. "Oh, shit! Oh, shit!" Kevin exclaimed as he turned his phone horizontal so the camera could get a panoramic view of the chaos. "Ohhhh, it's fuckin' lit! Wooooorldstar! Wooooorldstaaaar-" Kevin was cut short by a wad of goo that smacked him right across the forehead. Kevin stood there for a moment, absolutely stunned as he noticed out of the corner of his left eye, there was a big, stocky alpaca, brown and as woolly as one could imagine an alpaca to be, standing tall with its jaw slack, neck sitting back and drops of its regurgitated stomach contents trailing from off of its chin.
The two locked eyes as shock turned to pure rage on Kevin's part. His eyes widened, going bloodshot at he vehemently tapped the button on his phone to stop recording. When he did, he chased that fucking bourgeois llama down, though he wouldn't have to go far. This giant among the pack held its ground, going up on its hind legs to strike Kevin in the chest with its forelegs, sending the big man stepping backward before spilling out onto his back. The alpaca charged him this time, aiming to stomp the poor kid out. Kevin, however, had different ideas. He'd reach up just as he saw hooves come down on him, yanking the animal to the ground with him. The two tussled and wrestled all over the ground, but the two both found their way upright---
---The alpaca was on all four of its legs, and Kevin's legs were extended straight out as he sat atop the animal's back like a trusted steed. The alpaca, realizing what had happened, became furious and began to buck the big man off as if it were an untamed bronco. Saliva and bile were flung everywhere; Kevin grabbed a tuft of fur on the animal's neck as he raised one arm in the air, riding the alpaca in an attempt to conquer it. Fortunately enough, it seemed a number of the others in the pack had noticed...and even took to following the small rodeo that now progressed onward.
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Post by Chase "Dizzery" Carter on Mar 11, 2016 13:29:42 GMT -5
Chase, expecting to have a normal day, was completely blown away by what had taken turn of today. On his first day, already, there was something awfully strange going on and it certainly wasn't something you saw happen everywhere. There was a herd of Alpaca running through the island, trampling people and making lots of noise. There was also a chopper above-head with some woman who was shouting stuff down at them. Something about the Alpacas being worth more than their own lives. Well, that was rude.
The kid gave a small sigh as he moved away from the tree he was perched beside. "The job was to just get the Alpacas somewhere secure so that they could be taken away or something, right? Should be easy enough." he thought to himself, as he stepped out into the open. If he walked straight into the Alpaca he would probably be hurt himself because they were knocking other people down without even trying and it wasn't looking pretty. As he tried to go for the back of the herd, he was stopped by one, large looking Alpaca that wasn't running with the rest. Chase felt anxious as they glared at each other but it didn't take long for the Alpaca to get pissed off therefore charging headfirst at Chase. This situation was getting worse by the second, oh lord.
All Chase could do for now was run away from the angry, bushy Alpaca. Despite their disgusting habits of spitting and kicking, they were quite beautiful creatures. They had a lot of nice hair that sold for a good amount of money. Unfortunately, Chase would probably get shot if he was to attempt that because the woman had said to bring them back unharmed and you could agree that shaving it of it's expensive fur was probably the same thing. Upon losing the Alpaca, he circled around the area it was in and found it again. It didn't know where he was but it was still looking for him.
"Perfect, I've got you." he whispered as he charged the Alpaca with a rope in hands that he found somewhere. As he approached it, he would quickly lasso the Alpaca and have the rope could around it's neck. Upon doing so, he would quickly tie the other end of the rope to a pole and then sigh. When he had done this, he made a cocky face and smiled at the Alpaca. It didn't take his shit for a second and made it's trademark move, spitting at his face.
He wiped it off and sighed "Gosh damned Alpaca..." he said, standing up once more. He had hoped it was over but he remembered the rest of the Alpacas were still running wild. "This is going to be a lot of effort... Ugh..." and he ran off towards the big herd. Today was most likely going to be very tiring.
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Post by Orion Smith on Mar 11, 2016 14:43:29 GMT -5
"Well, I will admit... this is new."
Orion stared down from his second story classroom as alpacas rampaged all across the campus, both the high school and the university. Fortunately.... Stairs. The alpacas were restricted to ground level, at least at the moment. People were everywhere, panicking because of the stupid animals. Seriously? People, you are delinquents, just whoop their damn asses. Sigh. Orion walked away from the window and picked up a nearby chair, to the stares of his classmates. Hefting the makeshift weapon a few times by it's legs and giving a few test swings, he nodded to himself in satisfaction. Against people, he would need a lot more skill and tactics, and so wouldn't use something as bulky as a chair unless he had no choice. But these were animals; seriously, people, while they could hurt you if you were a dumbass and highly annoying, humans roam the earth freely for a reason. Speaking of...
Orion directed his attention to his still staring and silent classmates and cocked an eyebrow at them.
"While I really don't give a shit... This is just depressing, watching our school mates get their asses handed to them by animals. Seriously, weren't we all locked in quarantine in New York for being that dangerous? SO WHY THE HELL ARE WE, AS THE MOST DELINQUENT STUDENTS IN THE WORLD, LOSING TO A BUNCH OF DUMB ANIMALS?"
There we go. Orion's words had the intended effect. Glances were shared among each other, confusion slowly shifted to anger and determination, and the students began scattering, shoving personal belongings out of the way, hefting the furniture carefully. Two big guys had teamed up and picked up the teacher's desk, probably to use it as a battering ram. Orion shrugged, and started walking towards the door. Once he reached it though, he turned around, and raised his chair to point at the windows.
"Now that that has been decided... Let's do this."
The group burst out of the windows, descending upon the rampaging animals like avenging gods of war. A roar rang out as all of them hung suspended in mid-air for but a moment, glaring down at the animals who defiled their territory. A war cry well known to some, and somehow just fitting to others, that they had been informed of by the blue-haired man who had explained to them the truth of the world.
"LEEEERRROOOOYYYY JEEEEEENNNNKKIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!"
And then there was havoc.
Meanwhile, Orion calmly turned and walked through the door he had been originally heading towards, hefting the chair in hand. He had run with the rest of the class as they ran towards the windows, but had stopped halfway across the room and let everyone else launch themselves out.
"Like hell I'm jumping out a window, I'm not that insane. Now, where's the PA system again?"
Walking out the door, Orion would look left, then right, consult his mental map, and then head right.
"Need to get ram a boot up these school kiddies' collective asses, kick them into gear..."
One man couldn't stop this. One man could maybe convince other people to though.
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Post by Umbra "Lumiere" Lucani on Mar 13, 2016 0:06:42 GMT -5
[nospaces] i think there's a flaw in my code you're part of a machine, you are not a human being. The end of the world had come much sooner than Lumiere could have ever imagined. And it wasn't in a rain of blood, sulfur, and fire. It wasn't with the fall of civilization and a reign of tyrants. It wasn't even mankind halting care of their neighbor. It wasn't a dark, unstoppable disease. No, it was a furry, alpacalypse.[break][break]
"How could the end of the world be so... so cute..."[break][break]
She stared in awe at the approaching hordes. This was not how she had planned to go out. Her plan had just begin to spin, and to be thwarted by alpacas of all things? This would not stand. But that lady wanted the alpacas alive, which meant Lumiere had no choice but to think of a non-violent way to end this. She wasn't exactly delighted by that, but she didn't think she could bring herself to slay an alpaca anyway. For now, Lumiere would retreat into the building, trying to hide in one of the vacant classrooms as she peeked around the corner. She had to observe and try to think of a safe plan that would result in her NOT being trampled to death. [attr="class","gasoline"] | notes & tags go here. link example |
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Post by Amazing Dapper Fish on Mar 14, 2016 15:30:05 GMT -5
The Alpacas are still going nuts! Maybe you should try a different method eh? Ropes are being thrown down from the helicopter! And... is that the sound of footsteps in the distance? A soft thumping tremor can be heard rippling through the area. |
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Post by Antonio Neto on Mar 14, 2016 20:37:00 GMT -5
Anthony held his hair, fearing the wind would ruin it, with his right hand, while the left one gripped onto an alpaca's neck. He was expecting the school to be surprising, incredible, full of emotion, but nothing like this. At first, he thought his eyes were tricking him, but it was real. So very real. And furry. He heard some woman screaming that the alpacas should be kept alive and well, no matter what. Of course, being the exemplar student he is, Anthony felt it was his duty to protect these majestic creatures. He regretted that thought.
It was one of those days where you shouldn't leave your bed, and everything would go away. Sensing that his arm was about to break due to the speed of the animal, Anthony released his grip, which resulted in him being throw to the top of a tree, being cut by some branches and falling head first on the ground. Just then, he felt. The ground trembled, and Anthony expression of pain turned into one of absolute fear.
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Post by `Alvari on Mar 16, 2016 17:09:41 GMT -5
Kevin got in his 8-second ride and then some, the bucking alpaca trying its damnedest to get Kevin's big ass off of its back. The fact Kevin stayed on more than a few short moments was a miracle, but he unfortunately found himself becoming unstable before he completely lost his bearings. Try as he might, Kevin was launched forward and damn near spiked on his head, instead landing awkwardly on his collarbone and chest. To make matters worse, the ornery alpaca that he rode on took an opportunity to slam into Kevin as if it were some sort of longhorned ram. Kevin felt it crash right into his hip as he tried to raise himself up, only to be knocked down again. Damn things are all of 3 and 4 feet tall! Why're they so fuckin' strong!?
And then rope fell from the heavens like some divine symbol of hope. Kevin blinked a few times to verify this wasn't some hallucination induced by a possible concussion, dusted himself off and picked himself (and the rope) up off the ground. And yo, they was even nice enough to tie it into a lasso! He locked eyes with his nemesis, the bully of a beast he had been trying to subdue this entire time. Kevin raised up both of his arms, whirled the lasso in his grasp, building momentum before launching it towards the alpaca's neck---
---he missed by a mile and was buffeted by spit for his efforts, the bile catching him right on the chin and neck.
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Post by Umbra "Lumiere" Lucani on Mar 19, 2016 21:52:47 GMT -5
[nospaces] i think there's a flaw in my code you're part of a machine, you are not a human being. There wasn't much sense in hiding for now. The tremors felt like enough foreboding for Umbra to do something before something catastrophic happened. Peering out into the hallway, she'd scan the crowd of people, trying to find someone she could use.[break][break]
"... Perfect." Her red eyes lit up when she saw a large, bulky student, likely a linebacker. He was running down the hall in her direction, trying to get away from the alpacas. Quickly, she would dart out of the room and up to the man, causing him to stop in his tracks confused.[break][break]
"I-I'm so scared! Please help me!" She said, making herself to look particularly helpless, feigning tears as she looked up at the man with big eyes. "T-they're going to hurt me! Please protect me... big brother."[break][break]
Almost immediately, the man turned from scared to determined, and he turned around to face the alpaca horde. "I'LL GIVE MY LIFE!" he shouted, a line she thought far too dramatic, but he would rush at the nearest alpacas for her sake. Only time would tell if he'd be effective in wrangling them down or if she'd have to run. She'd smirk, loving how predictable some people could be. [attr="class","gasoline"] | notes & tags go here. link example |
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