Post by Gino Reisi on Apr 16, 2016 22:49:17 GMT -5
"a letter to America; what are you doing." From an honestly concerned and confused Italian-Asian. ... Who seriously wants to know what's going on and how you still don't have free health care. And what's the deal with these fuckboys. + word count + notes + more notes | "What the fuck is this." Gino had asked as he stared at the now unopen box shipped all the way from his home across the seas. He had been expecting a new batch of guns to replace his confiscated ones, not a bottle of alcohol with the letter "T" printed on it in an unappealing gold font. His face is morphed into a scowl, and even though the other end couldn't see him, they'd still be able to see the unamused stare he's giving them in their heads. "Donald Trump Vodka," the voice replies breezily, a lilting tone obviously amused. "There's a chance he'll be the new American president, no? I thought you'd like it, nipote." Gino doesn't say anything for a long second. "It was pretty expensive, but I thought you'd like it- After all, now you can say you trump over the others, aha." Gino hangs up without a word. That was about an hour ago, and now here Gino is, holding a bottle of Trump Vodka, wondering how much a Trump supporter would pay for this. He doesn't actually need money for this, he just kind of wants to get rid of it. The male has always preferred wine or something other than vodka anyways, since the drink always burned down his throat in an unpleasant way. He takes five minutes of awkwardly standing around with the bottle before he gives up on waiting for someone to come up and ask what the fuck he's doing. He walks up to the next guy he sees, one hand keeping a firm grip on the bottle while the other taps on the male's shoulder. His face is blank and unreadable, and as Gino raises the vodka bottle to the other's face, he says in the most monotone voice. He tries to channel a bored telemarketer, and he has to say, he thinks he does quite well. "Hello, would you like to have this bottle of Trump Vodka and trump over all others?" |
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