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Post by `Alvari on Apr 20, 2016 13:38:19 GMT -5
 Per staff approval, Kevin's stats are as follows for this thread and any other that I start today:
STR: 22
DEX: 28
CON: 27
INT: 28
WIS: 7
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Prior to the day's chaotic events...
Kevin started his day off in interesting fashion. He was up all night---today was a celebration. It was a toast to life in general and a day for bliss. He had counted the days in anticipation and it finally arrived. April 20th. Kevin gleefully marked off the day with a green marker on his calendar and grabbed his black backpack full of goodies, snacks and other items he needed throughout the day. He reached for the door knob and attempted to exit his dorm, only to find resistance.
The fuck?
Kevin pulled it a few more times but could only manage to pry it open a couple of inches. He watched it, absolutely perplexed. "How in the...how the fuck I get this shit stuck?" Kevin sat on his bed, fingertips rapping against his chin as he thought. Did he break it? Was somebody playing a joke on him? Was this sabotage? Could he even get out? How did this happen? Kevin couldn't imagine how this could have occurred. After all, all he did was stick a wet towel underneath the door a few hours earlier...shrugging it off, Kevin rose to his feet, picked up the towel that was now wedged underneath the door and tossed it in his laundry bin before casually exiting the dorm room without a second thought.
Kevin welcomed the rest of the world with a joyful heart, bloodshot eyes and a cloud of potent smoke trailing out of his room. Happy 4/20, bitches.
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