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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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Sexual Education [Class Thread]
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Post by Katsumi Shinomori on Apr 8, 2015 3:59:03 GMT -5
So you could prevent pregnancy using these items? Katsumi internally cried. She was too late. They hadn't used them. She was pregnant. PREGNANT! The girl felt completely crushed even if she shouldn't because she's totally not preggers. Pff.
Katsumi took a hold of the condoms from Luka, and glanced over at her partner. But instead of doing the same, the girl swayed and toppled over. Perhaps if Katsumi wasn't entirely preoccupied with her 'predicament' then she would have been able to catch Zoe. So it seemed Kat was alone then? That wasn't anything new...
With a sigh, she took the other condoms and went over to the water bottles. Opening the wrappers, she proceeded to fill the condoms, almost removed as she did so. All she could think was:
'Oh my god. I'm pregnant. I'm fucking pregnant.'
She glanced over to Sebastian and, after a few moments, her eyes narrowed a little and she frowned, brows furrowing. Her grief over supposedly being pregnant turned to anger towards the supposed impregnator.
'... That fucker got me pregnant. He didn't tell me that would happen. Son of a...'
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Post by Sebastian Ruthkowski on Apr 8, 2015 17:33:04 GMT -5
"I wasn't expecting much, let alone along these lines," Sebastian replied coolly to Kenji as he began his assignment himself, blissfully unaware of the anger welling up within his love. Like Kenji, he would pull out the three types of condoms, though his own banana had a significantly larger girth. He would go through the process of lubing up the two smaller condoms just to show the teacher he understood what she wanted him to do, but they both proved to be much too small, and so he threw them away. Finally, he lubed up the last condom and placed it onto his banana, showing the girthy fruit out to the class. It was a big'n, that was for sure.
"The condom matches the girth."
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Post by Vivi Perish on Apr 8, 2015 17:55:36 GMT -5
Vivi was shoved toward the girl who was apparently Lucani, and she noted that though she'd never seen the girl, before she looked familiar for some reason. However, she couldn’t quite put her thumb down on why.
As the teacher began to speak, Vivi became increasingly uncomfortable, to the point where she kept shifting her weight and putting her hands in her jacket pockets, then her pants pockets, then just crossing her arms in front of her repeatedly.
Then she and Lucani got labeled the lesbian couple. That wasn’t awkward at all. Vivi blinked when Luka gave her the banana and condoms. What was a condom anyway? What was it for… oh wait. Something clicked and Vivi was pretty sure she understood, but it also gave her the sudden urge to the items she was holding. Thing was, she didn’t wanna get rofl-stomped by the teacher, so for now she’d play along.
Vivi began dripping the lube into the condoms, and slipping them onto the banana, only to take them off if they didn’t fit quite right. Eventually, one proved to be a decent fit, so she left it at that. Now she was stuck fashionably holding a condom clad banana.
Her partner finished her task as well, and then said something positively charming. Vivi then decided she needed a gun. Why? Because she couldn’t throw a rock at one thousand one hundred and fifty five feet per second.
“Agh… somebody kill me,” she murmured. She made sure to say it quiet though, the teacher might just decide to oblige.
“Eat this instead.”
Vivi shoved the banana toward the dummy’s mouth.
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Post by Luka Sazonov on Apr 8, 2015 18:13:24 GMT -5
After dragging the fainting Garcia girl off to the side to be out of the way, she continued watching the others preform their tasks. The Japanese student, Miyamoto, finished first. He appeared to have some experience in sliding condoms onto phallic objects not attached to himself. Luka would nod in approval as he presented his erect fruit to her before looking over to the other students and their various assortments of latex based rubbers.
When the red haired girl shouted out something about potassium deficiency, oddly enough Luka didn't seem to care. Maybe the frightening woman was fine with teens being dumb as long as they were respectful towards herself. So, she crossed her arms, leaning on the desk as Lucani started to harass Perish, not seeming to care much as long as it didn't go too far. She gave a bunch of condoms, dental dams and bananas to some teens. If they didn't make inappropriate jokes, then something would be wrong.
Her attention would be diverted from the kids when another teacher opened the door. He looked like a frightened deer. Grinning, Luka would take wide strides across the room, reaching out to snag him by his arm, the human one, and begin dragging him towards the front of the room. "Nonsense! You've come at just the right time sir!" she'd speak, nodding firmly. Still holding onto Haji's arm, she'd look towards the lesbian couple. "As we can see, Perish and Lucani are displaying the proper usage of a dental dam when performing a fellatio," she'd announce before looking towards Haji.
"Now you sir, since you've deemed it acceptable to open the door and disrupt my class, you will get the honor of being part of the lecture. Please inform my students of a time you've used a condom or other contraceptive," she spoke firmly, not a hint of shame or anything really in her voice. She'd shoot the students a glance before speaking once more.
"Your reward for applying the items properly is that I will allow you to assault anyone in this room with them as long as you do not aim to kill. After you're done, bring back the condoms to the front of the room."
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Apr 8, 2015 22:22:30 GMT -5
Sarah laughed along with the instructions being followed, and bust out cracking up when another teacher seemed to intrude. Not only did he seem supremely uncomfortable but he was forced into keeping up the discomfort even longer. The reason for this? This total badass of a teacher that was giving Sarah quite the lady boner in a role model sort of way. She was a total badass and for some reason the air of strictness she seemed to give out and the give no shits unapologetic up front sex talk stuff was really comforting. Sarah felt like coming out of her shell just a little more.
So when she heard that their reward was that they could assault anyone in the room with a banana she unbuttoned her blouse a little to show more cleavage and pressed her breasts together and moved them up and down against each other and shot a wink over toward the group up front. "Oh yeah, I've got some melons for your nice ripe bananas!" She was totally okay with the playfulness of this. It seemed to break the tension and allow for some actual knowledge. It was uncomfortable in all the right ways.
What else would this teacher be teaching and how did she go about making her a homeroom teacher because god damned she was fantastic.
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Post by Miyamoto Kenji on Apr 8, 2015 23:35:00 GMT -5
"Mmm, Perish! I'm ready for that vagina! C'mere!"
That line.
That perfectly-worded line.
Kenji managed to bite back most of his laughter, but he couldn't help but crack up a bit. It was brilliant, and absolutely emphasized how much the teacher was willing to let slide as she did nothing about it. To follow it up, someone else had apparently overheard this line after poking their head in, and was dragged in by their splendid and questionable instructor before being asked to detail an experience they'd had with contraceptives. In other words, a total stranger from the halls was being forced to tell sex stories.
The teacher soon explained what the 'reward' was for completion of their task: they could 'assault' any student in the room with their provided items. Putting the whipped cream on the cherry on top of the delectable bowl of strawberry ice cream was Sarah, who seemed to have opened up much more than she had been at the start of class, unbuttoning her shirt and daring anyone to shove something into her blouse, and between her admittedly spectacular breasts.
Kenji was many things. He was a gentleman, an adept swordsman, a young man who had the hobby of going out of his way to help someone in need or prevent crimes that didn't involve him. Rarely was he a pervert, but when given the opportunity, well... He laughed at Sarah's proclamation, announcing "I'll take that offer, Sarah!" With no hesitation, he advanced on Sarah's desk, reverse-gripped his erect fruit in his hand and thrust it down into her shirt.
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Post by Zoe on Apr 9, 2015 0:48:26 GMT -5
Zoe would remain in the side of the class, totally unconscious and totally unaware of the insanity going on within the class. It was probably for the best. She couldn't handle shit this crazy. If she woke up, in all honesty, she'd probably faint again as soon as someone shoved a condom covered banana in her direction.
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Post by Bianca "Reine" Lucani on Apr 9, 2015 3:42:01 GMT -5
Bianca snickered, making suggestive motions with the dummy head as her partner shoved the banana into its mouth. At least she seemed to be a good sport enough about that, but the dental dam sure made the banana getting in difficult.
Her eyes widened as she heard what their reward was though. Was she for real? Bianca got so excited she didn't even care about the other teacher getting harassed. Holding the dummy head up proudly, she looked towards the class with an evil grin on her face, probably making her look very similar to her brother right now.
Then she saw it. BOOOOOOOOOOBS! She charged straight for that Sarah chick, but out of the corner of her eye, she saw one of the previous students going for her too.
"OH HELL NO, MIYAMOTO! THIS ONE IS MINE! GET DAT STANK ASS BANANA OUTTA HERE!" She shouted, jumping forward and attempting to shove that dummy head right into the girl's cleavage before Kenji could get the banana in (but would probably realistically just collide with him). A race for boobs. Nothing was more significant in this moment.
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Post by Haji Morei on Apr 9, 2015 3:53:05 GMT -5
Haji, before he could retreat. was grabbed by the teacher and pulled back into the classroom. His face was bright red, as he was not expecting a sex ed class of all things. At least he didn't want into a girl seriously trying to get the V... at least he didn't think she was serious anyway.
He was surprised at the opportunity she gave the class, and watched as a couple of them shot off like torpedoes, towards a girl who had no shame in showing off her body (which Haji promptly looked away from as he thought it rude to stare).
"I... um... y-y-y-you want a s-s-s-story... about t-t-that? Um..." How did he break it to her that he was a virgin? And even if he wasn't, a question like this was so inappropriate! He was as red as a tomato, feeling like all of the blood in his head would cause it to explode.
"I-I'm... inexperienced..." He spoke a bit embarrassingly, "Closest I've gotten to... t-t-t-that... is putting on a latex... glove..."
Hey, it was kinda similar, right? A condom for your hand!
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Apr 9, 2015 6:33:48 GMT -5
Kyou was listening from where he was dangling from the window. Though he felt that he wasn't participating in the class from where he had been positioned, he could hear everything that was going on. As such, his face had heated up and grown quite red at the inappropriate remarks that he had heard from the window. "Should I consider myself grateful that I was thrown out of the class? I suppose I was wrong when I thought I knew everything, I have no idea about the sexual things they're talking about. I'd probably get embarrassed for not knowing at all what to do, not to mention I'm sure the teacher will get revenge on me some way or another. I'm sure class won't be this bad tomorrow, right? Hopefully. I won't try to upset her again and get thrown out a window, and if I'm lucky, she won't embarrass me like she did that other teacher I heard come in..." He thought. "And hopefully, whenever I do participate next class, I won't embarrass myself by not knowing what to do. I mean, I'm sure I could figure out what I have to do, and act like I've done it a hundred times before! Right? Hopefully..."
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Post by Katsumi Shinomori on Apr 10, 2015 0:58:00 GMT -5
Katsumi was typically level-headed, greatly so. She had to be, had been trained to be. She wasn't one to show emotion, keeping her head down and feelings and thoughts under wraps. Although when she did tend to feel anything, it was fear or paranoia. But now... now she was pissed.
Vision blurring, all but her single target in sight, the rogue grit her teeth before bringing her arm back. She then swiftly threw the condom water balloon, aiming straight for Sebastian, giving a loud hiss of a curse in Japanese. Now whether it hits him or not Haji... heh.... well...~
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Post by Sebastian Ruthkowski on Apr 10, 2015 1:05:03 GMT -5
When Sarah made her bosom pop out, Sebastian's banana target was clear. He only had eyes for Katsumi, but this was a special occasion - BOOOOBS! As Kenji and Bianca rushed toward Sarah, Sebastian instead launched his banana in her direction, aiming to peg it right between her breasts before Kenji or Bianca could reach her. Meanwhile, he was distracted, so when Katsumi launched her projectile at Sebastian, it struck him in the head and ricocheted in Haji's direction. He was caught off guard, and stumbled to the side, crashing into a desk.
"What... why..?" he asked quietly, rubbing the lubey spot on his face as he turned to face Katsumi with a look of pure sadness in his eyes.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Apr 10, 2015 1:53:02 GMT -5
“…”
Vivi watched the students immediately charge for the red-heads exposed boobs. It seemed Vivi and Katsumi were the only ones who didn’t feel like shoving something down the girl’s shirt.
“...I’m surrounded by horn dogs.”
Really though, this school was crazy. It seemed whenever she’d thought she reached the bottom of this place’s craziness, there was a crazy under ground garage. But then again, these were teenagers of both genders in a Sex Ed class. What did she expect?
Still a bit put off at Lucani, Vivi decided to pick her as her target. Taking a step forward, she chucked the banana at the girl’s head.
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Post by Aaron Thorn on Apr 10, 2015 2:26:59 GMT -5
Aaron finally wakes up, yawning slightly as he does. He rubs his eyes then wonders if it's still night time since there isn't any light. Thinking about it, he finally remembered what happen and comes to tears. "My stick figures..." He sniffles to himself and then starts bawling. It's loud enough so people can hear him from the outside. To contribute he starts to bang on the door. "I WANT MY STICK FIGURES!!"
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Post by Luka Sazonov on Apr 10, 2015 2:53:42 GMT -5
These kids were nuts. That's all Luka thought to herself as she watched them practically create the set up to a porn. Crossing her arms, the woman watched nonchalantly, showing no concern for their actions. Luka had told them to attack someone with the condom covered items, and Crestwell had simply offered a target. Luka turned her attention to Haji, cocking a brow as he spoke. Was he really a virgin. She smirked softly. This was more enjoyable than she originally thought. ”If that's all, you can leave now. However, meet me at the teacher's lounge and we'll see if I can't educate you,” she spoke firmly. It was honestly impossible to tell if she was flirting or if Luka would show up with a sex ed book.
Luka cocked a brow as Ruthkowski looked towards Saito like a kicked puppy. Interesting. When Arron began to bang on the door, she sighed before ignoring him and calling out to the rest of the students.
”Alright! Bring me your condoms now.”
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