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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO. |
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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TAKE ME TO DIDNEY WORL... pls? :'))))))))) [juelz]
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 8, 2015 8:42:54 GMT -5
thank u my rich sugar not-daddy for takin me Our tiny favourite chubby hero would hand in her signed permission slip to her godfather Arose Yamato, officially being approved to take her cross-country trip to the one place any little kid wanted to go to: Disneyworld. She had been excited for as long as she bullied her bff4lyfe Santana into taking her. And by bully.... I mean she just whined and gave him puppy dog eyes until he gave in and agreed to go with her.So armed with a giant backpack and tiny pink sparkly suitcase (that she bedazzled herself very badly. Seriously. There were clumps of glitter and cheap dollar store gems everywhere. She wasn't even sure if her arts n crafts project had dried yet), she set off to her dream destination with her new swaggy family: Santana and the piggu crew.Most of the trip was the chubster chanting "didney worl" over and over again, being the memester that she was. It was probably super annoying, but the tiny hero of this story did not care at all. She was probably going to pee her pants with excitement if they didn't get there fast enough. Maybe she shouldn't have had that extra large soda before leaving?Once the coolest family of four on earth would arrive, Sirynn would break away from the pack and run towards the ticket-buying area place, leaving all her luggage behind. She would throw her arms up into the air and squat, making a very strange crab-like pose of worship to the Magical Kingdom.
"DIDNEY
WOOOOOOOORL
LLLLLL"✞ ascension ✞, did I mention that she was dressed like Mickey Mouse?TO THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH 8^) |
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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. Fuck outta' here."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Jun 22, 2015 17:03:06 GMT -5
-- climbin' tell i reach the top !  Practically forced to make this stupid trip, Juelz Santana said very little when making the drive to the so-called "Happiest Place On Earth". Tch, what was so happy about this place, anyways? Who in their right mind honestly enjoyed being surrounded by overweight tourist, annoying ass snot nosed kids, and giant man-children in thirty year old costumes— probably reeked of rancid ass and cow manure, gross.Ugh, whatever. It'll all be over soon enough...Sirynn, being the little chubby bundle of "joy" she was, ran off and left Juelz with their belongings. He packed light, like extremely light; only totting a backpack with toiletries and fresh underclothes. But Sirynn, she totted a backpack twice her size and a crudely gem'd suitcase. Whatever, he was built like a roman gladiator despite being "modest" in stature, so he carried his own belongings and hers with retaliative ease. Sirynn sported a mascot costume— she know her ass hot as fuck. While Juelz sported baggy khaki shorts and an Hawaiian themed button-up in attempt to stay cool this scorching afternoon. With unhurried steps, Juelz caught up to the posing memester and scowled something vicious. "What the hell are you doing? C'mon."He ordered walking past her and strolling through the gate. First glace, and he knew he wanted to leave... So many fat tourist, so many snot nosed kids, so many uncaring parents, and so many man-children... Happiest place on earth my ass... |
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 24, 2015 10:14:52 GMT -5
thank u my rich sugar not-daddy for takin me "c'mon santanny, smile! live! enjoy yourself!!!" she would grin up at her grumpy friend, smiling bright and shiny like it was christmas morning. she would follow after him, humming a happy little tune.
sirynn would pull out her cellphone and swipe to unlock it, and open the snapchat app, and lift the camera into the air, smacking her chubby thumb to hit record.
"we're at didney worl, and LOOK HOW COOL EVERYTHING IS!!!!" she would wave her phone around to show their surroundings. she would then turn the camera to point at santana, "he's grumpy right now but i know he'll be super dooper excited once we meet some princesses!"
she would skip beside her friend while she sent the video to everyone on her list. she wasn't really sure where to go from here. did they have to sign in? buy passes? she didn't really know. all she knew was that she desperately needed to get her cute booty on all of the rides she could.TO THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH 8^) |
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Jul 15, 2015 3:40:51 GMT -5
-- climbin' tell i reach the top ! At least Sirynn seemed to be having a blast, right? That was the entire point of making this rather pricey road trip after all. Pricey? To one such as him? The crowned heir to New York City? Hahahahaha! Best to say: he spent a little more than he would have liked. But, to be honest, there is no amount of money too grand when it comes to a child's happiness. And, in Santana's case, he was dealing with three who were enjoying themselves immensely. Honey dipped orbs fixated on the phone screen when Sirynn began recording her adventure. The very moment she flashed the lenses on him, he'd scowl while sticking his middle finger up. Though, the thought of meeting the esteemed royalty of Disney didn't sound too bad—work that "Santana Charm" and he might find himself getting laid before this trip came to an end. "Where to first? This is your trip, I'm just babysitting."Juelz lead the march through the gates, the keepers allowing him to pass as he simply flashed his exclusive VIP passes. Being one of the biggest distributors of Cocaine worldwide has its perks, the gold plated passes being prime example. Gesturing towards the stand of map pamphlets, he awaited for Sirynn to fetch one. As he waited, the baby hogs stood directly by their grumpy caretaker sporting Mickey Mouse ears with their noses picking up the scent of all the delicious and greasy food this "wonderful" place had to offer. |
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