Post by Lexington on Nov 23, 2015 1:48:16 GMT -5
Several hours later, Old school Kanye West begins as a hlow hum then the volume picks up and its blaring. Lexington slowly opens his eyes then immediately they burst open as he begins to take in the first sights of his surroundings. They're now in a private penthouse and it has multiple exotic animal pens on the inside. Here and there dotting the room there are people in faux fur skin outfits, kind of like a caveman party. They're all dancing around the animal pens and Lexington somehow managed to get himself in a tiger pen. He looks down and realizes he's dressed like a sheep, even outfitted with a fluffy tail. He doesn't know he's in a tiger's pen however and this is due to the lights being heavily dimmed so he can only make out the people. It's only until one of the party goers walks up and converses with Lexington, that he begins to realize the trouble he is in. "Whats going on man...whew.. how did I get here and...uhh you see a lady with brown hair with me?" The young adult said to the man dressed in leather. "Yeah man, but your a nut, you know that? I don't know anyone that can tank a whole bottle of tequila and then go fuck with a tiger" Lexington slowly face-palmed himself after hearing the mans sentence. "You're kidding me.. I did what?" The party member laughed. "Not did buddy! You still are!!" Lexington heard a low growl as he quickly turned around and the fluffy tail whipped against the cage. Two glowing menacing yellow eyes from the corner of the cage stared Lexington down. "Wait a second, rewind. This was not a part of the plan." The eyes catapaulted forward as they belonged to a tiger that came from out of the shadows and swooped at Lexington. The sheep dove to the right and narrowly dodged its large paw. His head immediately rattled from the liquor and impending hangover that was bound to be vicious. "OPEN THE GODDAMN GATE" Lexington shouted as the drunken host lazily unlocked the cage. Lexington dove out of the cage door and slammed it shut behind him, locking it. "Man, I'm starting to feel really... uhh" The Tequila was still in effect and Lexington could barely finish his sentence. "I gotta... I gotta... I gotta go find that lady" He began his search by walking to the middle of the party and standing on a table. "BAR LADY, BAR LADY WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!" After his very broad, nondescriptive distress call, he fell off of the table. "I'm doing way to much right now. I need some bread" He said as he laid on the ground and slowly pushed himself up to his feet.
