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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Waifus' Paradigm [ speed event! ]
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Dec 14, 2015 1:41:25 GMT -5
All while this was going on the Hattori had no idea what to do. He had never been around this many half naked girls before, let alone half naked guys. Thus surely wasn't his fight to be in right? And just as he thought things couldn't get worst the announcer would turn into a huge octopus."Yeaaaahhhh... I'm just gonna be miserable here until im forced to do something." The youngest Hattori spoke frozen in shock. Things got out of hand to quick for him.
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Post by Jo Jo on Dec 14, 2015 1:42:38 GMT -5
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I don't put the napkin in my lap when I eat, because I trust myself.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 1:51:57 GMT -5
The Harpy attack was ineffective! As she stared in horror at Knuckles's... lower regions, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted on sight! The harpy would flop to the floor at an alarming rate, pummeling down towards Macht and Aldritch with Knuckles clinging onto her!
Lexington's bus summon will be successful! However, he messed up the magic somehow, and as he flies away, the bus would falter to the ground, and explode wildly! Instead of having beautiful ladies in the bus, old stripper men with bloated bellies and unusually huge man boobs ran out, shaking their proud, pink pom-poms for the world to see!
The harpy pecking away at Sophia would pause it's pecking and let out a loud squawk as the chair collided against it's body! The harpy would proceed to fly back at Sophia and wrapped it's wings around her in a furry hug, whooshing upwards indignantly. However, before she could react, it turned out that Grant Gustin was inside the harpy wings too, as he embraced Sophia in a sexy man hug!
The old stripper men would commence their display of love by wrapping themselves around Lexington's and Musashi's bodies and smooching them with their lips, as they cooed their name. One of them stroked their abs, the other stroked their hair, and the third giggled like a school girl. The fourth, however, ran up and tackled Kazuya into a manly hug, preventing Kazuya from fulfilling the growth of senpai senses in his pants!
Jojo and Ira would be mushed together into a psuedo-hug, while another old stripper men kissed Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka fainted, dealing -10 strength to all participants for this round!
"Oh my!" He shrieked.
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I'm gonna make you bend and break.
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Post by Macht Stärke on Dec 14, 2015 1:53:26 GMT -5
Macht started screaming at the sight of the harpy's descent, squeezing tighter and crushing Al's skull between his muscular and cybernetic thighs! Prosthetic arm revving up, he piston punched toward the harpy, bringing Al along with him!
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Dec 14, 2015 2:00:11 GMT -5
Lexington took notice of the magic in the stadium and performed his final vanishing act. He did a quick 900 spin and poofed into a note on the floor. "Gone to get milk and cigarettes" But we all know what he really meant.
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Post by "Knuckles" on Dec 14, 2015 2:02:03 GMT -5
His single hazel hue widened at the sight Macht's incoming piston punch. Tugging on the harpy to barrel-roll into a sitting position, he would release the bird-lady shift himself up a few inches to allow Macht's punch to pass between Austin's legs, which spread out to the side in a split.
Macht's punch would likely be a success. And Austin would use Macht's face to cushion his fall, with his genetalia.
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 2:03:29 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | His moaning ceases to continue as his senses came back from chocolate land. As Macht squeezed his head tighter, Al would begin to bang his fist on Macht's metal leg, creating a clanking noise similar to a can being beaten mercilessly. Then, a familiar theme song began to play as everyone's favorite rocket ship began to ascend, bringing Macht and Al up. "WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP BITCH BOT!" He shouted
■ We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket SHIP ■
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Dec 14, 2015 2:03:36 GMT -5
Mentally.
Musashis life had just ended. His first REAL physical encounter ever was going to be with a male. Guess his good old pretty boy Friend Santana was right. Maybe the only type of people he attracted was boys. "NOOOOO, GIETT OFFAAAA MEEE!!!" The youngest Hattori screamed trying to movie his face from his 'boy' lover.
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Too lazy to stop being lazy...
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 2:06:41 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Aergia Sophia Jeong Even if she had had time to respond, Sophia would have found it to be too much of a bother. All of that laughter was exhausting. As the harpy flew towards her once more, the dark haired girl blinked and said, "Oh. Well, hello again~"
Clearly, she was not aware of a threat even when it was right in her face.
The harpy embrace her and, instead of panicking over being whooshed into the air, Aergia closed her eyes and muttered something about how soft she was. Seriously. The harpy was like a down pillow, but with the feathers on the outside. It was lovely!
But as she opened her eyes, the harpy changed into, or was also, or something about Grant Gustin, who hugged her harder, and her mouth gaped a tad. While she spent a great deal of time reading when she wasn't sleeping, Sophia also enjoyed television, and she instantaneously recognized him, a smile lighting her lips.
"Oh my gosh! The Flash!? The Flash! The Flash is hugging me! THE FLASH IS HUGGING ME!" And without further ado, she embraced him back, smiling widely.
It wasn't everyday a girl got to hug a fictional superhero! [attr="class","Aergiacover"] TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 208 | NOTES: I love the Flash, omg. |
❝ Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly. ❞ |
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Post by Ira Defaire on Dec 14, 2015 2:07:12 GMT -5
Ira doesn't know what is going on anymore.
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Post by Jo Jo on Dec 14, 2015 2:09:50 GMT -5
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Dec 14, 2015 2:09:52 GMT -5
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As he was tackled into a manly hug, Kazuya would go tumbling to the ground... or was he? A cloud of smoke enveloping the old man stripper, as the Kazuya that had ran towards the stage... was actually a log. A log with carved abs. Get it? Carved? I'll show myself out. The real Kazuya was at the back of the auditorium, one hand palming his face seeing what happened to Ira and Jo from behind his badass shades, before disappearing in a whirlwind of leaves, and reappearing above the black octopus, aiming to shish-kabob it.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 2:10:54 GMT -5
Everyone would notice Mr Willy screaming a few odd incantations, before waving his hands like a maniac. Everyone would vanish, one by one. The audiences, the participants, and the judges. The octopus let out a loud howl of pain, realizing that he could not have his own harem after all.
The participants would all reappear into a squished up room, each of them pressing tightly against the other -choose who you want to be squeezed against winkwonk-. Mr Willy Wonka would agitatedly wave his hands once more.
"THE WINNER OF THIS WAIFU CONTEST IS MUSASHI HATTORI." He winked at Musashi, before punching his number into Musashi's cell phone as the huge toothbrush grabbed Knuckles', Macht's and Kazuya's asses.
Everyone would disappear once more, and reappear in their bedroom, with a hastily scribbled sharpie ink onto their ceilings.
"IT'S A DREAM, AND PLEASE FORGET THAT THE STRIPPER MEN EVER HAPPENED."
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Post by Jo Jo on Dec 14, 2015 2:16:14 GMT -5
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 2:28:18 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | It was all so sudden, Aldritch was then teleported on a small room, squishing tightly with an unusually attractive harpy. "Umm... Hi." He said to the harpy. "Squaa~" The harpy replied with a passionate squack, tickling his nose with a feather. BUT IT WAS ALL SO SUDDEN AND HE WAS BACK ON THE BEDROOM AND HE WASN'T ABLE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE HARPY. On his pocket, he saw a huge feather with a cellphone number written on it including the words 'call me'.
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