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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Waifus' Paradigm [ speed event! ]
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I'm gonna make you bend and break.
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THE IRON DRAGON
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Dragons
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Post by Macht Stärke on Dec 14, 2015 2:33:08 GMT -5
The last thing Macht would see before the dream ended would be Knuckles' nethers colliding with his face, the sac which held half of the ingredients necessary to create human life slapping against his eyelids. As if everything moved in slow motion, Macht's mouth hung open in utter awe, and he gripped Hex's head tightly.
And then he woke up.
"What the fuck?!" Macht shouted, sitting upright. He looked around the room, realizing he was in his bed for once. Hyperventilating, he hugged his pillow and curled up under his blanket. There was no way he wanted to remember tonight, so he started dialing Ira's number on his phone. He needed a thunder buddy here tonight.
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Too lazy to stop being lazy...
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 2:36:13 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Aergia Sophia Jeong When Grant Gustin and the harpy poofed away, Sophia pouted her lips. "Flash, nooo! How could you leave me in my time of need?"
Of course, she scarcely had time to start a pity party, as everyone and everything in the auditorium began to disappear as well, including herself. Only to find herself in a tiny room with far too many people inside. She was squished against (whoever wants a go, go ahead!), most likely in some sort of uncomfortable, inappropriate position.
Despite let down by the disappearance of one of her favorite super heroes, or his actor at least, she wasn't one to pout for long. Glancing at whomever she was squished against, not having a care in the world for the awkwardness of it, she gave a cheeky grin and said, "Well, howdy~! Seems we have all gotten pretty tight, huh? Haha!"
The exchange wouldn't last long, as Sophia was suddenly poofed back into her bedroom, and she read scribbles on her wall. So... it was all a dream. But then how did the writing get up there? Pursing her lips, Aergia only pondered momentarily before giving a shrug and turning over to fall into a slumber. [attr="class","Aergiacover"] | TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 207 | NOTES: N/A |
❝ Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly. ❞ |
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I don't put the napkin in my lap when I eat, because I trust myself.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 2:54:44 GMT -5
NOTE
To get the reward, you have to post a reply to the last GM post/ edit your reply, and state which consumable you wish to get at the bottom of your reply.
REWARDS
Levi gets 1 EXP and a standard consumable.
Felix, Kazuya and Jojo gets 5EXP or 2 CTs and a standard consumable.
Musashi, Macht, Lexington, Aldritch, Knuckles, Sophia and Ira gets:
5EXP or 2CTs, along with their specialized permanent consumable and a standard consumable!
Musashi's consumable: Willy Wonka's Number (Permanent) : By dialing Willy Wonka's number, Musashi may summon Willy Wonka, and Willy Wonka would give him a sweet embrace, granting him a +20 to his wisdom and -10 to his opponent's constitution! Once per thread.Macht's consumable: Toothbrush squeeze (permanent): By grabbing his ass once, Macht will confuse his opponent for they will admire his very fine ass and give them a -30 to their constitution but will give Macht a -15 to his constitution! Once per thread.
Lexington's consumable: Pink Pom's Pom's (permanent): By throwing the pink poms-poms at his opponent and shaking his man boobs, they will be momentarily blinded by Lexington's magnificent aura, granting them a -30 to their strength, but a -15 to his constitution! Once per thread.
Aldritch's consumable: Chocolate Cholateta (Permanent): By chewing on his chocolate, Aldritch may breath chocolate air onto his opponent. The moment the opponent sniffs the air, he will gain +20 to his constitution, and his opponent receives a debuff of -10 strength for that round! Once per thread.
Knuckles' Consumable: Wrecking Ball (Permanent): By waving his hands wildly in the air and air humping, Knuckles may summon a huge ass wrecking ball that will slam onto his opponent's ass, dealing him a +20 to his strength, and a -10 to his opponent's dexterity! Once per thread.
Sophia's Consumable: Grant's Flash: By dropping into a fetal position and shrieking in delight, Sophia will get a +20 to her constitution, as Grant gustin appears and flashed her while doing the tribal rain dance! Her opponent will receive a -10 in their strength! Once per thread.
Ira's consumable: Bikini Wonders: By ripping off her shirt and exposing her bikini for the whole world to see, Ira 's bikini will stun her enemy while yelling out wise quotes from "Candies are sweet", "Water is wet" and "the grass is green", hence giving her a +20 to her intelligence, and a -10 to her opponent's wisdom. Once per thread.
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Standard Consumable: This can be only used three times in total. After three uses, this consumable will disappear. By taking out this tin of fortune candy drops and eating one, a random Waifu (Either Knuckles, Ira or Jojo) will appear and throw themselves at your opponent, burying your opponent's face into their boobies and giving them the dokis dokis! Depending on your roll!
Roll range: 1-30
If you roll a number from 1-10, you get knuckles in his crimson bikini, dealing your opponent a damage of -20 to their strength!
If you roll a number from 11-20, you get Ira, in her sea-green bikini, dealing your opponent with a damage of -20 to their wisdom!
If you roll a number from 21-30 you get Jojo, in her midnight-blue bikini, dealing your opponent a damage of -20 to their intelligence!
If you roll a number that's above 30, check your roll range and slap yourself.
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Dec 14, 2015 3:03:33 GMT -5
From behind his shades, Kazuya would more hear, less notice, Willy Wonka screaming a few odd incantations, as he dive-bombed the giant black octopus from above, before everything and everyone started to vanish, one by one. He'd then suddenly find himself in a squished up room, pressed tightly against someone. He was still even wearing the badass shades and duster jacket with no shirt underneath. Tilting his head down to peer at the person from the top of his shades, he'd then face palm internally as he felt his ass being grabbed after Musashi was named the winner of the waifu contest.
He would then find himself in his bedroom, after his world had gone to black again, and would stare up at the ceiling at the hastily scribbled message in Sharpie ink... before rolling over and going to sleep again.
"Really Ira..."
(OOC: Taking the CT's and Standard Consumable.)
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Bean Monkey
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Lightning Gang
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 3:08:29 GMT -5
(I be getting 2CT and taking both consumables, k thnx bye.)
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Too lazy to stop being lazy...
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 3:11:33 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Sophia Aergia Jeong As Sophia slept soundly, she dreamed of candies, and chocolate, and bikinis, and the Flash zipping around... without pants. It was a rather peculiar dream, yet she smiled softly nevertheless, hugging her pillow and giving a small giggle as she slumbered.
The Flash... flashing, as he flashed around. That was funny. [attr="class","Aergiacover"] | TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 51 | NOTES: 5 EXP, pls. Ty! <333 |
❝ Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly. ❞ |
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Let's sleep through the end of this world.
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❝ Iconoclast ❞
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Lightning Gang
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Post by Ira Defaire on Dec 14, 2015 6:41:41 GMT -5
Snatching her phone, Ira let loose a loud sigh as she flopped onto her bed before answering the phone, albeit rather reluctantly. She was not killing another spider for Macht. "No." She answered firmly, before he could say anything. Right after she said that, she sneezed loudly into her blankets before huddling deeper into her odd burrito of covers. "Someone is probably talking about me." She muttered. 2CT, perma and standard.
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Current Status: Going Fast.
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The King of Beasts
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Lightning Gang
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Post by Felix Booker on Dec 14, 2015 7:34:32 GMT -5
Felix woke up from a horrid nightmare. But he didn't know what was worse, the fact that he dreamed about Knuckles, or that he dreamed about a topless Ira. Better not tell Macht. But then he was hit by a sudden realization, if none of it had been real, were his legs . . ? With an excited shove, he pushed himself off the bed, stepping down onto the floor. The moment of truth was upon him . . . and then he fell flat on his face, his broken legs a still present reality for him, much to his disappointment. "Fuck."
((2 CT's and Standard Consumable))
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Apex Warriors
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Post by "Knuckles" on Dec 14, 2015 10:28:01 GMT -5
Knuckles jolted awake, clinging to himself as the realization that it was all a dream hit him. He would turn and looking into a mirror, shaking his head as he did. He would just have to figure put how the hell to block out this memory from his mind.
What the hell kind of dream was that!?
[OOC: 5exp and consumables. o.o]
Knuckles' Consumable: Wrecking Ball (Permanent): By waving his hands wildly in the air and air humping, Knuckles may summon a huge ass wrecking ball that will slam onto his opponent's ass, dealing him a +20 to his strength, and a -10 to his opponent's dexterity! Once per thread.
Standard Consumable: This can be only used three times in total. After three uses, this consumable will disappear. By taking out this tin of fortune candy drops and eating one, a random Waifu (Either Knuckles, Ira or Jojo) will appear and throw themselves at your opponent, burying your opponent's face into their boobies and giving them the dokis dokis! Depending on your roll!
Roll range: 1-30
If you roll a number from 1-10, you get knuckles in his crimson bikini, dealing your opponent a damage of -20 to their strength!
If you roll a number from 11-20, you get Ira, in her sea-green bikini, dealing your opponent with a damage of -20 to their wisdom!
If you roll a number from 21-30 you get Jojo, in her midnight-blue bikini, dealing your opponent a damage of -20 to their intelligence!
If you roll a number that's above 30, check your roll range and slap yourself.
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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H.O.F
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Post by Lexington on Dec 14, 2015 10:52:50 GMT -5
Lexington quickly opened his eyes and looked around the living room, his body was sweating immensely and his shirt was missing. Sitting next to him was a dab rig. "Okay, that was way too much.." He said as he looked at the two pom poms in front of him and the tin of chocolates. "I'm just going to try and sleep this off"
OOC: Both consumables and +5 Exp
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Never say anything that doesn't improve on silence.
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TITANS
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Dec 15, 2015 0:35:42 GMT -5
"I... I Won? NOOOOOOOOO!!"
Musashi yelled out as the crowd begin to cheer. How could something as ridiculous as this possibly happen He thought to himself feeling as though his life was over. He had been violated by a---
"NOOOOOO!!"
He yelled a loud waking up in his bed before realizing it was a dream. Tears begin to flow out of his eyes while thanking God at the same time. "Thank you so much, thank you, thank you!!"
Taking the +5 EXP, Signature, and Standard consumable.
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NOOOOOOOOO!!"