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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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WHALES! WHALES! WHALES! [Speed Event]
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Post by jieun on Jul 22, 2015 0:30:18 GMT -5
I would admired the beauty of Kirby Goddess flying into the sky as she kicks ass as if it was her dinner time. Hell, it was her dinner time...
I doubt this was going to be the end however. I would keep up my guard just in case senpai's beauty gets that ugly red suited Filthy Frank really jealous of senpai.
~I MUST PROTECT SENPAI~
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Jul 22, 2015 0:30:15 GMT -5
Throwing whales?! What was this?? Kyou stared at the humpback whale, dumbfounded. He didn't know what to do, but there was no way he could carry it back to the water... He devised a plan to try digging a small trench of sand, leading the water to the whale. Over time, he'd manage to get the whale in the small line of water, and he'd keep digging until it was deep enough to try pushing the whale from the shore back to the ocean... Maybe? He was still weak, but with the little trench of water linking the whale to the ocean, it might have been possible...?
((ooc: sorry, I'm dumb so idk what to do XD))
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jul 22, 2015 0:30:25 GMT -5
Keisuke would just stare as a man came out of nowhere on a tidal wave, pulled out a bunch of whales, and threw one of them at him and two other guys. And then he'd run out of the way before he got flattened by it, because he didn't need to be a Keisuke pancake again. He'd then poke the whale with his stick.
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Jul 22, 2015 0:32:37 GMT -5
Cedric just stared at the whale for a moment before looking up at the floating man "Okay so for now I'm going to ignore the fact not a damn bit of this is possible for the sake of time and just go with it, so how do you want it gone, are we eating, saving it, punching or what?"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Jul 22, 2015 0:37:43 GMT -5
Musashi honestly didn't have a clue on what to do in a situation like this. He couldn't tell whether this was even or not. However, a familiar figure that he had met before would have a perfect idea on what to do in a situation like this. It was practically genius. Well at least for this kind of scenerio. He was digging a trench that was going to lead the whale back to the water. "Good Idea Kyou!!" Musashi yelled aloud as he begin to start helping him dig trenches. With more help this would be cake.
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jul 22, 2015 0:43:28 GMT -5
The BELUGA ended up landing on Paige because she didn't even move! As Khloe kicked it and Sirynn bit it, it groaned and its whale fin things turned into muscle-y BARA ARMS that punched the shit out of them! "WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!" the Beluga cried.
The SPERM WHALE sighed as Keisuke poked it and Soran began to whack it with the umbrella. "Guys please. What are you doing. Stop," it spoke almost apathetically. If they looked, they could see it was wearing eyeliner, and black nail polish on its... fins.
The HUMPBACK laughed as Musashi and Kyou began to dig the trench. Hands grew from its fins and it began to dig along with them! "What are we making, guys?! Are we going to reenact WWII?!"
DeadStarke looked over at Cedric and grinned - you could tell through the mask. "I need you to get rid of them before they go bad! That's all-" and then it happened. Valo's seashells struck his body, and disintegrated upon contact. His eye widened - in fact, his missing eye regrew and popped out of the eyepatch just so it, too, could widen, and he fell to the floor. As the second seashell disintegrated against his torso as well, he let out a deafening cry.
"NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SEASHELLS! NOT THE CHIMICHANGA SEASHELLS!"
Yes, if Valo opened the seashells, he would see there were chimichangas inside.
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Post by Khloe Hiyabashi on Jul 22, 2015 0:48:30 GMT -5
Khloe would get sent flying backward as the Whale would hit her with its.... Fin fists. Screaming back towards it, "ITS NOTHING PERSONAL I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU" Tumbling onto the ground she'd lay there for a good minute, before standing back up and rushing toward the whale once more, "HEY BRO GIVE ME LIKE A HUGE MEGA FIST BUMP LETS GO MAN." Doing a 360 noscope Jumping up she'd hold out her arm with her hand in a fist, awaiting a fist bump from the whale.
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jul 22, 2015 0:48:32 GMT -5
... Wat.
"... Wat."
Keisuke would immediately stop poking upon hearing the sperm whale speak... and was that black nail polish!? Where's some MCR when you need it? Wait, do whales even listen to MCR? THESE WERE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
"Uh..."
Well now he had no idea what to do. So he did the first thing that came to mind, and grabbed his phone, seeing if he could get Wi-fi and uh... bring Youtube up?
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Jul 22, 2015 0:49:05 GMT -5
Kyou stopped dead in his tracks. What? Was this... it could talk? "Whoaaa," Kyou said, staring at the whale. "Did I accidentally take some kind of drug without knowing it? This is so abnormal..." he muttered. "No, we're not reenacting WWII, though I remember doing a reenactment of the trench warfare in History Class once and it was pretty fun..." He shook his head, realizing he'd gotten off topic. "We don't want you to go bad, right? If you dry up out here, you'll die. If your personality goes bad? Well, I could give it my best shot to make you knock it off, but you'd probably just hit me instead."
He felt like he was talking to himself as he continued to try digging, getting more water to the whale and over time they'd hopefully have big enough space to push the whale back into the sea. After all, objects became much lighter while in the water, so Kyou wanted the water to get deep enough to achieve this... hopefully? Now he was kind of interested in the whale, but he didn't want to get off track of what he was supposed to do.
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Jul 22, 2015 0:49:13 GMT -5
Cedric just stared at the bizarre insane god man floating in the sky before simply shaking his head and moving to help dig out the Humpback whale "Hey uhhh Whale dude help us make a small pond by connecting the whole they've made with the ocean, uhh please"
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Post by Paige Weaver on Jul 22, 2015 0:49:26 GMT -5
Paige groaned from pain as she slowly managed to slide a knife from her pocket and stab it into the bottom of the whale the whole time thinking "what the fuck kind of drugs I'm I on!"
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jul 22, 2015 0:49:40 GMT -5
sirynn would stop chomping on the whale as it punched her. whaleshi would have to wait. it was a bara too!!!! SHE HAD TO ENLIST IT.
sirynn would flex her own muscles, which would turn INTO GIANT BARA MUSCLES OF BARA AWESOME BARAITUDE.
"DO U EVEN LIFT BRO?!?!!?!?!" she would challenge, hoping to ignite a flex off.
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Jul 22, 2015 0:49:43 GMT -5
"Chimiwha?"
The next seashell he picked up, he opened, to find A FRIGGIN' CHIMICHANGA INSIDE. THIS WAS HEAVEN. IT HAD TO BE. GLORIOUS CHIMICHANGA PARADISE!
He'd feel bad for Deathpoolstrokedeadman and would gather as many chimichangshells as possible, carrying them to him.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that. I, uh... Chimichanga?"
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Post by jieun on Jul 22, 2015 0:51:34 GMT -5
I see that Senpai has two followers that are helping her to bit up the bad whale. I'm jealous but it cannot be helped when Senpai is too popular. I look over and see the one guy throw shells at the Red Dick from Filthy Frank. He seems to be screaming from such shells, but at least it's working on him. Claire would follow the (Valo) guy's example and throw shells at Red Dick too. Why is he cosplaying as the Red Dick though?? What a weirdo... (OOC: Claire has no idea of Marvel or DC existing, but she does watch too much Youtube... Red Dick from Filthy Frank is this guy below)
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Jul 22, 2015 0:58:04 GMT -5
If things hand't gotten bad enough already, now there was a talking whale.Someone must have laced all the bars with some kind of drug because he wasn't the only one that was tripping over seeing the whale. It even went as far as to start having a conversation between he and Kyou. Musashi had no idea what to do in this situation and would instead leave all the talking to Kyou. "Yeah.... What he said, lets get you out of here so you don't die." Musashi had plenty of energy to dig, hopefully they dug enough in time so that the whale would be able to go back out to sea.
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