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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
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WHALES! WHALES! WHALES! [Speed Event]
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jul 22, 2015 1:08:53 GMT -5
The BELUGA was stabbed in the stomach by Paige, and as such it was not able to address Sirynn and Khloe. "No... not now... I haven't been to the... eiffel tower yet..." The Beluga coughed up some blood and rolled over onto its back before clutching the stab wound with its bara arms. "I DEFY YOU, STAAAARS!" It shouted loudly. This thing looked like it was straight-up dying.
The HUMPBACK nodded at the group and simply started digging with them! They were all quick diggers, but with its insanely large fins the process was incredible expedited! Only, it dug downward, away from the sea, so the rising tide would pour into the beach and begin to make a cavern that would trap the humpback in the sand! "Oh no."
The SPERM WHALE sighed as Soran struck it with the umbrellas, and made no move toward Kazuya as it was simply not interested enough. "Please. This hurts less than the time my father told me he never loved me." They would see a single tear roll down its cheek!
The people still mostly made no progress on getting rid of their whales! The Beluga, however, was dying - quite sad really.
"STOP THERE YOU ANIMAL!" Machtstroke shouted and charged at Claire, passing by Valo at blinding speeds, while simultaneously eating the seashell chimichangas thrown. He stopped right in front of her and pulled a pencil and paper out of his pocket, and began to drop him beating her up with a whale with stick figures. "Try that again and you're mine kid!"
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jul 22, 2015 1:11:18 GMT -5
sirynn would FALCON PUNCH PAIGE RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN FACE W ALL HER STR FOR HURTING THE BARA BELGUGA.
"WHAT THE HECK BRO?!?!?!?! THAT IS STRAIGHT UP ANIMAL CRUELTY. UR DISGUSTING" she would sob and hold the beluga in her arms. "my bara friend........ what can i do for you........? to save u..........."
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Jul 22, 2015 1:12:21 GMT -5
Kyou shook his head. This certainly wasn't good! He didn't know why he cared so much for the whale, but a part of him wanted to cry. "Nooo," he said. He'd pat the humpback whale gently and said, "You can't dig in any direction other than down... just leave this to us, no worries we'll get you out." He would go back to digging, trying to make the trench deeper so that the whale wasn't trapped anymore. Kyou would splash water onto the whale to keep him cool and wet while they worked, he didn't want the poor guy to dry out. "Don't worry, we got'cha," he said calmingly...
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Jul 22, 2015 1:13:16 GMT -5
As the chimichangas were snatched from his very hands, Valo looked over at Deadstarke and was about to approach him when he heard the sperm whale's words.
"... Your dad too, huh...?" Valo would say solemnly, a single tear rolling down his cheek. A manly cry for the ones without their daddy's love.
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Post by Khloe Hiyabashi on Jul 22, 2015 1:14:01 GMT -5
Khloe would faceplant down onto the ground, seeing the poor beluga suffer in front of her. "WHYYYYYY, WE WERE GOING TO BE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS!!!!! HE WAS TOO YOUNG" Crawling over to the whale, she'd give the whale the biggest hug she could.
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Jul 22, 2015 1:15:31 GMT -5
Cedric just looked at the Humpback, who's mental capabilities where questionable, and sighed thinking to himself thinking "I'm pretty sure there's an airport near here" and with that thought called out to the whale "No we need you to dig towards the ocean not away" before walking off towards where he thought the airport was, thinking "That whale better be in the ocean before I get back"
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Post by Paige Weaver on Jul 22, 2015 1:15:22 GMT -5
Paige would move to the side to make the blow miss by a couple of inches but fall back to act like she was in fact hit If the girl fell for her trap she would grin and pull the knife from the whale and stab it again trying to cut her way in side of it.
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jul 22, 2015 1:20:16 GMT -5
Keisuke would stare blankly as the sperm whale began to get whacked on by... Raiden apparently. Kind of like this, and pulling up Youtube, would begin blasting a video from his phone at max volume. Because why the hell not.
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Jul 22, 2015 1:21:17 GMT -5
In the beginning to was starting to look like there plan was actually going to work, but it turns out that the way was digging in the wrong direction and now he was stuck in the sand. Musashi was finally going to speak, but Kyou seem perfect for the situation as he was in a more emotional state than he was. After calming the whale down Kyou went back to digging which sparked Musashi to have an idea. "You keep digging, I'm going to start pushing him." Musashi said as he would close in on the whale and would begin pushing. If Kyou could get enough water on the whale he could push it into the ocean.
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Post by jieun on Jul 22, 2015 1:21:15 GMT -5
I don't know why he's complaining. What a stupid guy. He's getting free food thrown at him. "Hey Red Dick. Are you that hungry?? Oh, by the way, this place aint Comic-Con Red Dick, so take off your stupid onesie.?" I was prepared to kick this guy's ass. I opened a shell and offered it to him. "Chimmychanga??"
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jul 22, 2015 1:38:54 GMT -5
Deadstroke/Deathpool took Claire by the wrist and began to use her as a human weapon before she could get her insults off, and would beat on Paige with her. "HOW COULD YOU! I WANTED YOU TO KEEP THEM FROM GOING BAD! NOT EXPEDITE THE PROCESS! THEY HAD FAMILIES! MOTHERS, FATHERS, BROTHERS, SISTERS, SONS, DAUGHTERS, DOGS, CATS - AND YOU TOOK THEM AWAY FROM ALL OF THAT! THIS WHALE WAS A HERO, DAMN IT! HE SERVED IN THE KOREAN WAR! HE SERVED IN VIETNAM! HE SERVED IN..." he cried, as bean-and-cheese tears leaked from his eye sockets. And he just kept going, and going, and going, with no hint of stopping.
"Tell my wife, I..." The BELUGA began to Sirynn and Khloe, before its eyes widened and its head fell to the side. His bara hand hit the ground and the fingers released the former fist, revealing a crumpled note inside. "the reel bara balooguh was alwes in u siren n clo," the note read.
The HUMPBACK, thanks to the continued efforts of Kyou and Musashi, would finally make its way to the ocean! "WOW! So this is what it's supposed to feel like! Thank you guys so much! I'm gonna go tell my grillfren about you now! ... if I can find my way home." The humpback stared out toward the sunset - the sunset just appeared for this occasion - before flopping into the ocean and disappearing. Cedric was going to be walking for a while.
The SPERM WHALE would, at the sound of P!atD, harden its skin to the point that the HF blade turned into a dildo upon contact (don't ask). It smiled at Kazuya Keisuke, and looked over to Valo and nodded. It could feel a deep spiritual bond with the two. "It's hard living life in the shadow of my father." Suddenly adopting Shugo's exact IRL likeness - turning into a human and everything - the Sperm Whale would begin to walk toward the water.
AND THEN EVERYONE WOKE UP.
The students were... on the beach! And there was a man walking around wheeling a chimichanga cart.
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Post by Paige Weaver on Jul 22, 2015 1:42:28 GMT -5
Paige would wake up slowly and look at the sky only thinking what the fuck did I just dream.....
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Post by Khloe Hiyabashi on Jul 22, 2015 1:43:35 GMT -5
Upon waking up, Khloe would jump up and begin scanning the beach for her lost whale friend. "WHERES THE BALUGA, I NEED YOU." Running over to Sirynn and giving her a big hug, "I MISS HIM ALREADY, WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?"
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Jul 22, 2015 1:44:18 GMT -5
Cedric sat up and looked around mildly disappointed at the fact he never got to enact his plan for whale removal "Well shit, I never manged to get that truck full of jet fuel.... oh well" he thought laying back down
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Post by Kyou Kobayashi on Jul 22, 2015 1:44:24 GMT -5
Kyou would wave goodbye to the whale. "Goodbye! And good luck on finding your home!" He called out, crying tears of happiness. Heaven knows why he was being so emotional about the whale. "Stay safe!" He called out again, before he started to wake up.
The boy would sit up in the sand a bit, squinting as he realized he was at the beach, still... "I had the weirdest dream, that the heck..." he muttered to himself, adjusting his glasses to get a good view of the ocean. He looked over and saw Musashi had also been sleeping. "And that guy was there too," he muttered. The whole thing was very strange, but despite how illogical it seemed to him now that he was awake, a part of him enjoyed helping the talking whale out.
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