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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 15, 2015 15:45:14 GMT -5
"I'll help you, but c'mon. We both know you're lying through your damn teeth. But it's, coo'. You're just trying to look cool in front of your Senpai, I dig it. But no, seriously. Have you even touched this girl? Does she even know who you are? I'm asking if you're stalking this bitch from afar. Y'know, spanking the monkey in the bush while shes changing in her room. The cliche shit, y'know how that shit goes."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 15, 2015 15:54:05 GMT -5
"Oooo, I'm Santana, I'm so cool and I have pretty hair and know everything about girls." The Hattori muttered childishly to himself, feeling embarrassed by the fact that he knew that he was lying.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 15, 2015 15:57:06 GMT -5
"Oh yeah? I remember hearing that rumor flutter around 552. I knew your ass was lying. Ass and tits 10, man stfu. But you have a thing for your roommate? Lol, sounds like a cheesy ass 90's sitcom."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 15, 2015 16:01:26 GMT -5
"Whatever dude. Your probably sensitive deep down too. That's why your prettier than a female." The Hattori knew these were things he'd never say to the face of the guy, but it was still funny saying it out loud to himself nonetheless.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 15, 2015 16:11:39 GMT -5
"He likes you, huh? Woah there, boy. I don't think this is a can of worms I'm tryna' open up, ya' feel me? Lol."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 15, 2015 16:17:08 GMT -5
"You gotta be kidding me. Sigh, now he thinks I'm gay." The Hattori would say as he slouched over onto the couch. "You know that was a damn typo dude."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 15, 2015 16:22:47 GMT -5
"Lol."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 16:45:27 GMT -5
"Sigh, I'm guessing this 'lol' means hes ready to stop texting me so he can go back to his video game. Well not today sir!"
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 16:47:03 GMT -5
"More than one piece of ass? Damn, Hattori. Look at you catching the feels left and right. Puberty is a bitch, huh?"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 16:59:46 GMT -5
"Man, I been hit puperty a long time ago...."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 17:03:04 GMT -5
"So pick, girl who wants to be a boy. Or girl who dresses like a boy, but can still do a split on the dick. Lol."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 17:08:31 GMT -5
"Yep its official... He thinks I'm freaking gay." He'd say throwing his phone on the ground before picking it back up and responding.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 17:13:00 GMT -5
"There's a saying in the streets, Hattori. "Close mouths don't get fed". So if are developing feelings for these lady-boys, you need to open your mouth and feed yourself, ya' feel me? What do you like most about these bitches, huh? How do they make you feel and who do you see yourself with the most?"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 17:24:02 GMT -5
"Damn dude, you sound like my mom back when we were kids... Do every female gotta be a bitch." His mom was half African American, and Half Irish. So back when she had just gotten with his father when they were kids she stilled spoke the slang and native tongue on her people pretty frequently. Not to mention she was from New York. But being with his father over time definitely gave her a different perspective and now she became a lot better when it can to the words she spoke.
- Just a Foo for thought.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 17:32:58 GMT -5
"A BITCH is a BITCH until proven she isn't, understand? But I digress, from my expert point of view. It sounds like you're stuck between a rock & a hard place. My advice: Smash 'em, smash 'em both. See if there's a connection after the deed is done. Don't be a prick about it neither. Well, unless you're me because I know what the fuck I'm doing. If one BITCH don't want to commit, move on to the BITCH that does. Life is too short for you to chase after a pipe-dream. But yeah, this text is getting longer than my dick. Bone 'em both and go from there."
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