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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 17:45:47 GMT -5
Anger was going to be the initial reaction he gave to the pretty boy, but as he continued to read on it started to make sense. Mostly because that wasn't the first time he had heard one of the things he had mentioned. "Oh boy... I'm never going to get laid from either one of them.. Shit, I guess I'm going to need to start investing in porn in case I luck up.. Stupid shit."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 18:04:38 GMT -5
"I heard some real good prostitutes roam the outside of Heartbreak Hotel, just saying. Wouldn't be all that bad, y'know? Anyways, you're young, healthy, and in NYC. Fuck love, do you and bone until you can't bone anymore. You'll find love when love is ready to find you. Though, if you really gotta' hook up with one of these BITCHES. I advise you to explore the fields, spend some time with them, then make your decision. After the boning of course, can't stress that enough."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 18:36:12 GMT -5
"Dude, there's no way I'm going to lose my V-Card to some prostitute dude.."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 18:42:18 GMT -5
"LOL! Listen, Hattori. You're proposing preforming an act of an unfaithful man. I'm the last person that should be talking about sinning in the likes, but I digress. If you want to date both these BITCHES and try to Pink Panther your way into their undergarments, that's on you. But when; and you'll get caught; trust me; you ain't slick. You're homepage for your computer is going to Xvideo. You see what I'm getting at, Hattori. Stay friends; fuck-buddies; Friends With Benefits, ect. But don't date these BITCHES at the same time and expect to get away with it. I mean, unless you're about that life. In which case, godspeed."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 18:53:13 GMT -5
"Sigh... That's not what I meant you fool! But I guess it does sound like I'm trying to 2 time."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 16, 2015 18:57:34 GMT -5
"You really should elaborate next time, Hattori. My imagination can be a wild thing at times. But, with my PHD in helping young virgin lads find true love. I do believe that is a reasonable course of action. Also, I'm not that big of a pervert, I'm just living life the way It was meant to be lived, y'know? I got a couple of bad BITCHES fixing me up some grub right now."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 16, 2015 19:25:47 GMT -5
"PHDeez NUTz! HA!" The Hattori joked embarrassingly to himself laughng out loud. No one was around at home at all anyways. So who would ever guess he was that corny of a person
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 17, 2015 3:58:31 GMT -5
"Attached? Not even remotely close. I enjoy the company of three kind of BITCHES, Hattori.
1.) Freaks 2.) Bisexuals 3.) House Wives
What I got going is a perfect example of Equivalent Exchange. I give them, y'know. And they give me ideal house wives. Though, lets be real, Hattori. No matter how smooth you think you are, you can't turn a hussy into a house wive. This has nothing to do with being attached. I just have what they want, and vice-versa. Check it out.
*Juelz sends three pictures labeled BadBitches_1, 2, and 3. The pictures show two females sporting nothing but low-cut kitchen aprons while making what looked like a traditional pot of spaghetti. Santana's reflection can be seen bouncing off the clear frame of the microwave. The cocaine enthusiast only wore a pair of jeans while a vapor-pen hung out of his mouth.*
Nah, I never go hungry. But that's a different story in itself, lol."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 17, 2015 12:10:59 GMT -5
"Dude! How did you freaking do that?!" He'd say taking awhile to look at the photos he had just sent to him looking at the amazing figure of each of the woman.
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 17, 2015 13:20:25 GMT -5
"You're "glass half full" kind of guy, huh, Hattori? What I'm saying is, BITCHES want what they want; a very common trait in all BITCHES. One BITCH may want a snuggle-buddy, but the BITCH beside her might just want a fuck-buddy. Different means to an end, if you will. That being said, you need to find out what it is your two BITCHES want. If one want can coincide with yours, I think you have a winner, y'know?"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 17, 2015 16:10:57 GMT -5
"Well I guess your not so bad Mr. Pretty boy."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 17, 2015 17:17:00 GMT -5
"Whats the question?"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 17, 2015 17:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Aug 17, 2015 17:28:09 GMT -5
"Once upon a time."
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Aug 17, 2015 17:30:41 GMT -5
"Well is there a story to this 'once upon a time?!'"
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