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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Waifus' Paradigm [ speed event! ]
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Post by Lexington on Dec 14, 2015 0:59:59 GMT -5
Suddenly Lexington's fingers began to feel like they were on fire, quickly he raised his left hand and snapped. "BEY! My fingers feel like they're blazing, honey! Fetch my ice." Beyonce reached into Lexington's coat pocket and pulled out two long boxes, she opened them and inside the first box were three gold rings with small diamonds that spelt out B-I-G then she opened the second box and it had the same rings but only there were five rings this time with different letters. This box of rings spelt out P-O-P-P-A. She slipped the rings onto Lexington's right and left hands respectively as a grin overtook his face. "Ahhhh, now that feels refreshing!" He raised his hands and gave exactly five claps in relation to the talent on stage. Not looking down once.
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Post by Levi Kayamei on Dec 14, 2015 1:02:00 GMT -5
Levi stared in awe as he gazed upon the beautiful waifus before him.,
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 1:04:25 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | "YOU FUCKING ASS HAT ROBOT!" He exclaimed. "I WANTED TO SEE!" He rubbed his face as he stomped his feet in rage, protesting against Macht's punch. "Oh.... I'll show you..." He began to whisper. "I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!" Al screamed like a mad man, ripping off his clothes, revealing a bright yellow bikini with a dazzling display of shining ducks decorating it. Quickly, he jumped into the arena. "ALOLOLOLOLO!" He exclaimed, chanting his war cry.
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 1:05:22 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Aergia Sophia Jeong Upon seeing the incredibly buff man in a bikini and one of the girls rip off her top and reference The Lord of the Rings, Sophia burst into laughter, nearly falling out of her chair. Receiving the shock resulted in the chair falling on the ground and her toppling to the floor, yet her laughter continued, only growing louder.
In-between her laughter, the older teen crooned, "More! More!"
What a wondrous night this was turning out to be~! [attr="class","Aergiacover"] TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 83 | NOTES: N/A |
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Dec 14, 2015 1:07:24 GMT -5
The auditorium doors would burst open as a figure would stride in. Dressed in a black duster jacket, pants, and badass shades on his face, Kazuya looked like he came straight out of a Yakuza film. The wooden bokken resting over his shoulder didn't help either. From beneath his shades, he'd stare at the three waifus up on stage.
"Really Ira?"
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Post by Ira Defaire on Dec 14, 2015 1:14:54 GMT -5
Defeated by the mighty Knuckles, Ira promptly burst into tears and collapsed onto the stage, aghast by her failures. She couldn't endure the situation now, his ass was simply too fine for hers to truly rival.
As she collapsed, she looked up to see Levi and Kazuya. She promptly burst into tears once more, bawling to everything and anything that would hear her. The universe would be sent roses, lilies and peonies for this magnificent night, she decided.
"SENPAIS." She screamed loudly, scrambling off the stage in hot pursuit of grabbing Levi and Kazuya before making a break for it so that she could create her own personal harem.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 1:23:07 GMT -5
Knuckles might have won the challenge! However, as the screams and applause resounded in the stadium, a harpy screeched loudly and perched on the stage, glaring at him with fierce amber eyes. The harpy took a quick dive to knuckles, and grabbed him with it's claws!
Within seconds, the giant toothbrush that was one of the judges stood up hurriedly, shooting toothpaste everywhere! The toothpaste would splatter Angelina Jolie and Beyonce, forcing them to vanish out of sight.
"Waifus are a huge thing!" The toothbrush thundered at Lexington. 'One must not enter with better waifus in attempt to upstage the other waifus!"
Aldritch and Macht proceeded to a brawl! Ushers rushed to stop them, but before anyone could do anything, Willy Wonka clapped his hands loudly, and a rush of chocolatey goodness spiraled from the ceiling, splattering the two in rich, milky chocolate.
"Oh my." Willy giggled.
Sophia had been pecked at by another harpy with dashing green fur! The harpy aimed for Sophia's ribcage, before letting out a sharp squawk, clearly jealous that Sophia was much more beautiful than the harpy.
Kazuya and Levi has been afflicted with KouhaiLove!Attack! Would they allow the attack to fester? What would they do?
Within seconds, the announcer turned into a huge, black octopus, vomiting out candy drops. The candy drops were edged with sharp edges, and the candies were flying about the ceiling of the auditorium, as the announcer grabbed Ira and Jojo!
"THE WAIFUS." He screamed, clearly unable to control his hormones. "ARE MINE."
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Post by Macht Stärke on Dec 14, 2015 1:24:18 GMT -5
The chocolate only fueled Macht's rage, and he reached out for Hex and tackled him to the stage. Lathered in milk-chocolate, the crimson-haired titan would put Aldritch in a triangle choke! Luckily for Aldritch, if he decided to bite down, all he'd taste was the wonder of Wonka.
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Dec 14, 2015 1:28:11 GMT -5
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Staring at Ira from behind his shades, he was unaware he was her Senpai, when suddenly! The announcer turned into a huge black octopus. He didn't see that coming. But for some reason, he felt his Senpai senses kicking in, in his pants. With bokken in hand, he would rush towards the stage and launch himself at the octopus, aiming to cut the tentacle holding Ira and save his kouhai. And Jo too, he guessed.
"Kouhai...! Senpai notices you! Hold on!"
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 1:29:29 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | Upon ripping his clothes off, he remembered that he had no bikini at all underneath, rather, he gave off a display of his tidy whities. Good thing, Willy Wonka came in to the rescue, bathing him in chocolatey goodness. "MNNNHHNN!" The naked man covered in chocolate would moan as his pleasure senses reached its maximum peak, forgetting anything that even happened
As Macht attacked, Al would only moan even louder.
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Post by Felix Booker on Dec 14, 2015 1:30:38 GMT -5
At the sound of screaming, Felix did what any disabled currently spasming teen would do. He stood up, folded up his wheel chair and chucked it with all his might at the giant 'black' octopus. He wondered why the black octopus had to be evil, why couldn't it be the white octopus, or the hispanic octopus??. As the wheel chair sailed through the air, Felix would strike a pose like the great Jackie Robinson, pointing at his target as he wittily quipped. "Not anywhere goin you are!" . . . He had lost brain cells what did you expect? Through his mental haze he also remembered his legs were broken and fell flat on his face, the pain from his legs making him black out, as he spoke out his last gem of wisdom. "Biinbkal . . ."
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Post by Ira Defaire on Dec 14, 2015 1:31:06 GMT -5
Struggling wildly, Ira cried even more as her brain was unable to comprehend what was actually happening. Her tears dripped off her cheeks as she mournfully reached out for her Levi-Senpai, determined to imagine her harem once more, while she feasted her eyes on Kazuya-senpai.
"SENPAIS, PLEASE" She shrieked.
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Post by Lexington on Dec 14, 2015 1:34:46 GMT -5
Standing in the face of a jealous God, Lexington simply threw his jacket on the ground. The pocket rustled and the Magic School bus rolled out and magically grew. Out came back up hoes, Miley Cyrus, Rowdy Ronda Rousey and Jennifer Aniston (From the times of "Friends"). The trio surrounded Lexington and picked up his chair in a haste, they brought him onto the bus as the candy drops fell. Looking out the window to the unlucky participants and viewers, Lexington simply smirked one last time. "Vroom Vroom bitches" And with that the Magic School bus began to bounce away, bumping to some hard hitting 808 beats.
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Post by "Knuckles" on Dec 14, 2015 1:36:04 GMT -5
And right when Austin was about to claim all the glory, a frackin' harpy swooped down upon him, grabbing him with her soft, yet rigid and sharp clawed feet, by his shoulders.
Without hesitation, like a seasoned stripper performing her heart out for dollar bills, Knuckles woulf swing his magnificent lower half upward, and spread his mighty legs before squeezing his thighs down upon the harpy's head, before looming to crush her cranium between his sweaty legs.
He then then grab a leg and throw the body at the Octo-nouncer.
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 1:40:00 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Aergia Sophia Jeong And her wish was granted, a (male) member in the audience ripping off his clothes to reveal his underwear before leaping onto the stage, along with a great deal more shenanigans. She had just barely managed to pull herself up, arms on the table, holding the rest of her up, when another bought of hysterical laughter brought her back onto the ground. It was all simply too much for her to take. With more fervor than normally expected of the slothful girl, the tossed roses that for some strange reason were beside her and, bringing herself up again, she threw the flowers towards the stage, exclaiming with a broad smile, which glimmered within her blue hues, "Bravo! Brava! Bravissimo!"
She had to show her approval somehow, didn't she?
Of course, that didn't last long, as a green feathered harpy dove from the sky and tackled her back to the floor, pecking at her ribcage. Of course, being the off girl that she was, she simply began laughing again, swatting playfully, "Teehee! That tickles~! Stop! Stooooop~! Hahaha!"
As what was a tickling sensation to her increased, her convulsing and laughter grew, and instinctively Sophia grabbed for the nearest object, which was her toppled chair, and she flung it to the side, colliding straight against the harpy.
Wiping away a tear, she giggled with a girlish, innocent smile, "I told you to stop, silly~" [attr="class","Aergiacover"] TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 243 | NOTES: N/A |
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