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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Waifus' Paradigm [ speed event! ]
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I don't put the napkin in my lap when I eat, because I trust myself.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 0:11:20 GMT -5
The next model show dawned upon the participants swiftly, swooping in with hurried motions, flirty drawls and quite a bit of eye contact. Flyers were rushing about, picked up by the winds, grubby hands and dustbins, as people dropped raised eyebrows, scrutinizing eyes, and interested gazes upon those flyers. The flyers proudly proclaimed of the next Waifu Model show, in which they featured three girls for the guys to run about and serve. Everyone in this event would find themselves, be it through forceful kidnapping, drugging or hormonal charges, in a magnificent, indoor stadium. Scarlet and gold ribbons adorned the ceilings, huge screens were widely flung throughout the stadium, while loud voices were resonating everywhere, telling of beauty, pain and toil the girls had to endure, to tailor themselves as the top waifus of the month. All the participants would be seated hurriedly -through soft murmurs and rushed hand gestures from the ushers present- into the very front seats. If they were lucky, the waifus might even throw up on them, and bless them with the eternal fortune of truthfully telling people that a superwaifus convulsed on them. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." The announcer would shout, gesturing furiously for everyone to... well, shut up. "TODAY, WE COMMENCE THE WAIFUS CHALLENGE. THESE LADIES SWEAT, TOILED AND BAWLED INTO THEIR PILLOWS AT NIGHT. EVERY NIGHT. AND I SHALL IGNORE THE FACT THAT I'M A FULLY CLOTHED MAN, ABOUT TO STAND CLOSE TO A BUNCH OF NEARLY-NAKED LADIES, AS I PAINFULLY PRETEND THAT I'M INDEED, NOT HORMONAL." The static screens would spring to life, featuring the top three waifus; Knuckles, Ira and JoJo. Each of them will be in a magnificent bikini. The first, and perhaps, most beautiful contestant, Knuckles, would be placed in a fiery-crimson bikini, amplifying how hot -both metaphorically and literally- he was. The second tossed in a sea-green bikini, and the third, would be placed into a midnight blue one, with silver stars shining about. There would be three judges; Willy Wonka, a unusually huge toothbrush, and Sophia. OOC: SOFT CAP OF 7 PARTICIPANTS, NOT INCLUDING THE JUDGES/CONTESTANTS
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Dec 14, 2015 0:14:25 GMT -5
The youngest Hattori would find himself woken up in a loud stadium full of people he had never seen before. He had no idea what was going on or where he was. The only thing he knew was that girls in bikini's were mention. This had to be some kind of good right?
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Post by Macht Stärke on Dec 14, 2015 0:15:33 GMT -5
Figuring he was in a dream, Macht didn't even question what was going on. Any situation where he got to view Ira in a bikini was a good situation to him, nevermind the fact that Knuckles was there too. Also... in a bikini.
Oh god.
"Tell me this is a dream," he muttered, pinching himself.
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Post by Jo Jo on Dec 14, 2015 0:18:01 GMT -5
Jo was rigid as she stood in the bikini. What? Why was there a crowd... oh god. The pink haired girl went pale with stage fright and seemed to freeze up like a statue.
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Dec 14, 2015 0:19:09 GMT -5
Lexington walked into the stadium wearing all gold. Gold pimp hat with a gold feather, gold grille for the top and bottom rows of teeth that said "Killah" on the front. Gold jacket suit, gold vest, white undershirt. Gold slacks and a gold cane. Top it off with golden gator print shoes, and circular rimmed glasses kind of like the glasses worn in charlie and the chocolate factory. On his left side was Beyonce dressed in a skin tight golden dress. On his right side was Angelina Jolie dressed in a skin tight golden dress. He two stepped over to the front row and stood in front of an open seat. Beyonce removed his jacket suit and Angelina took his cane as he quietly sat down.
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Too lazy to stop being lazy...
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Post by "Aergia" Sophia Jeong on Dec 14, 2015 0:24:02 GMT -5
[googlefont="Oswald:300"][newclass=.Aergiacover]opacity:0; width: 390px; height: 100px; background-color: #242628; z-index:1;-webkit-transition: opacity .6s linear; -moz-transition: opacity .9s linear; -o-transition: opacity .9s linear; [/newclass][newclass=.Aergiacover:hover]opacity: .70 [/newclass] Idle hands are the devil's playground. Aergia Sophia Jeong It wasn't unusual for Sophia to get sucked into various scenarios, far too indifferent to object. And if it didn't actually require much physical activity on her own than she hardly saw any reason to object. Especially since being a judge at this event meant her sitting on her bum and giving her opinion. She always enjoyed talking, so it seemed like the event could be a bit of fun for her.
Sophia sat with her legs upon the table, the girl leaning backwards in her seat. She glanced over to the two other judges and merely pursed her lips. The man looked oddly familiar, although she couldn't quite place him, and the other... well... she gave a small snicker. Aergia could have questioned the entire thing but instead decided to play along, finding it all thus far amusing. It could only grow all the better, right? [attr="class","Aergiacover"] TAG: @n/A | WORDS: 147 | NOTES: N/A |
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Dec 14, 2015 0:25:07 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | "I...." Al muttered to himself. "I...." He looked at the contestants, totally confused of what's happening. "I can't even." Why was that one Apex guy in a bikini? Why is there a giant toothbrush? So many questions, probably all of them better off left unanswered.
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Post by "Knuckles" on Dec 14, 2015 0:28:09 GMT -5
It was time! His time to shine! The screen flickered to life and there he was in all his splendor, wearing the most sexy red bikini on stage. His right hand would lift and his left would cover his mouth as he 'pagent waved' to the crowd. Before he switch to incredibly manly arm and pectoral muscle flexing.
These ladies had no chance at all.
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Current Status: Going Fast.
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Post by Felix Booker on Dec 14, 2015 0:35:40 GMT -5
Felix for once was speechless. He didn't know how he'd got there, or what was going on, he had been taking a pleasant . . . roll in his wheel chair when someone had blindfolded him and pushed his wheelchair into this strange event. He looked around, noting the contestants with widening eyes. The sight of Knuckles' in a bikini filled him with a feeling of longing he'd never experienced before. Felix began to foam at the mouth, his head snapping left and right viciously as his brain cramped up in response to the overload of fucked up stimulus he was experiencing.
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Post by Ira Defaire on Dec 14, 2015 0:39:04 GMT -5
Entirely indignant that a manly man was stealing her show, Ira decided that she had to reveal her ultimate move swiftly, to ensure an immediate victory. Running in front of Knuckles, she flicked her hair before shamelessly ripping off her bikini top.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS." She yelled.
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Post by Rire-chan on Dec 14, 2015 0:48:00 GMT -5
Knuckles, JoJo and Ira would dish out three moves onto the audience! Knuckles performs Manly man of all Manly Man!Attack! on Sophia and Felix! They would feel an electrical shock running up and down their spines, giving a -10 to their intelligence for this round.
Ira performed Shameless!Exhibitionist! on Musashi and Lexington! They would feel a random fire-like sensation, flickering about their hands. If they look down, they would see random, shocking blue tentacles, subtly wrapping around their legs in a strong choke hold.
JoJo, Macht and Aldritch are the only ones unaffected! If they look at the stage, right behind Jojo, they would see the announcer from before, with a strange crimson tinge in his eyes, as a spark of silver confetti showered from the ceiling.
2 MORE PEOPLE MAY JUMP INTO THE SPEED EVENT, THE DOOR TO THE AUDITORIUM IS CLOSED, UNLESS SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE WERE TO ENTER WITH THEIR TICKETS.
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Post by Macht Stärke on Dec 14, 2015 0:51:01 GMT -5
Macht's eye widened as Ira bared her chest, his lips contorting in some sort of deluded smile. This was most definitely a good day. But, then he realized other people were watching, so he instinctively punched out at the person to his right - sorry, Aldritch - in the face, shouting incoherent things akin to "LOOK AWAY ASSHOLE!"
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Post by Musashi Hattori on Dec 14, 2015 0:53:40 GMT -5
"ALREADY!!"
Musashi spoke out loud finding himself in trouble already after having just shown up in this place. Looking over his shoulders not to far from him he spotted the only familiar figure he could muster up in his mind. "LEX! WHATS GOING ON HERE BRUH!" He'd say to him a loud before realizing his legs were in the process of being wrapped up by some weird looking blue tentacles. "What are we supposed to do with them? Do we break em? Let em be? Man I knew I should have stayed home today! Wait.... I don't even remember if I had the choice to stay at home or not."
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Current Status: Going Fast.
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Post by Felix Booker on Dec 14, 2015 0:57:05 GMT -5
Finally his seizure that was onset by the confusingly both abhorrent and lovely flexes of Knuckles. Felix managed to catch his breath -- but his respite didn't last long, as he felt his muscles contract along his spine as he dared to cast another glance at Knuckles. A grave mistake. He could feel his brain cells offing themselves one by one, committing mass suicide as Felix's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he tried to bite his shoulder to no avail. His body wasn't his own, and soon his mind wouldn't be either. He had only his thoughts as his body began to convulse yet again, making walrus noises. "Urf! Urf! Urf!" He would say with much vigor and eloquence! He would then calmly drool on his shoulder.
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Post by "Knuckles" on Dec 14, 2015 0:58:13 GMT -5
Knuckles was far focused on winning to care even one bit about this naked girl in front of him. He would not be outdone this day. Leaping high into the sky like a whirl-wind, shredding the bikini into thin strands, before he landed hard with his back facing Ira. He would then proceed to 'Back Dat Ass Up'
His goal? Bounce this poser off the stage! She didn't belond up here.
"Now! MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!"
The bass dropped and so did Knuckles. The Twerkening had begun.
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