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Post by Rire-chan on Mar 29, 2016 8:29:19 GMT -5
TRIGGER WARNING/RULES: >> This event is meant to be fun and non-serious, but there are sexual references embedded in the event. If you are sensitive towards sexual reference, please a) do not participate in this event, and consider yourselves warned. While this event has sexual jokes embedded inside, please note that we do not condone doing outright sexual acts, and attempting to perform any would result in me slapping you with a very fine unicorn. Only sexual jokes are the most anyone can go. If you go overboard and you are told to edit your post, edit it, or it will be deleted.
>> Anyone can join.
>> Rewards will be handed out at the end of this event.
>> You may post more than once a round, but if your character is interacting with someone and they haven't replied yet, please don't be rude and skip them unless you a) got consent from the rper or b) a new round is up.
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"BRO, HOLD ON TO ME.' Jimmy screamed as he clung on to his last hope; Bobby. Bobby laid feebly on the floor and could only summon a hoarse apology while he tenderly wiped the tears off Jimmy's face. "I'm sorry...Jim-Jim.." He whispered. "I tried...taking the knickers, I promised I try...taking..but he was too strong..." He choked and collapsed like the fucker he was heroically. Meanwhile, a loud humming could be heard in the girls and boys dorm, and the pillar office. A loud chanting resonated about as the door to the pillar office was blasted open. An announcement was made about the students staying inside their rooms on the fine Saturday, and to not venture out, especially not to the pillar office, as this scoundrel was being dealt with. "SCREW, SCREW, SCREW A DUCK, SCREW A MACAROOOOO." He struggled real hard to think of the next line. "Come and court a porcupine, DO IT IN THE ZOOOO--" He finished proudly. Will the Knickerman triumph the students o f 552? What will the teenagers o f PHS 552 do?
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Post by 'Drez' on Mar 29, 2016 9:18:45 GMT -5
Something piqued this giant mute's interest. He had left class to 'go to the bathroom' when really he just wanted to 'do whatever the hell he wanted'. He had been roaming the halls silently, until he neared the office area. He heard some kind of commotion, but was actively ignoring it until he heard the singing. Animal song? He liked animals. To kill them anyways.
Stopping abrutly, he would turn turn to his left and allow those large legs of his to wander in the direction of the pillar office, to which currently had no door. Left eye hidden behind his bangs, he would halt at the entrance to the pillar office, his form filling the doorway as he stared inside silently.
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Post by Ira Defaire on Mar 29, 2016 10:01:10 GMT -5
| i've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar Ira swore loudly as the door to the pillar office was, once more, destroyed hastily by another fiend.
Throwing herself out of the chair that she coerced nicely asked to be bought for her as a gesture of pillarship. she began running out of her office into the hallway, ready to slap a bit- no, make that two bitches. She was extremely ready to slap two bitches as she ran. Blue fire coalesced into her palms as her face contorted into a scowl.
"FUCK YOU AMERICA." She screamed.
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Post by Xaier McCaine on Mar 29, 2016 10:12:02 GMT -5
Stay inside the classrooms, huh? Yeah right. Wonder what's happening.." Xaier heard the announcement but certainly didn't plan to stay shut up in a classroom. Instead he dipped as quickly as he could, intent on finding out more about this 'situation'. Moving through the halls, the ivory haired boy would eventually make it to the pillar officr- Just in time to see Ira attempt to slap two bitches. "Err- Ira, What is happening!?"
I swear.. That chick is CRAZY!
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Post by `Alvari on Mar 30, 2016 1:40:19 GMT -5
Kevin was already skipping class when the announcement was made.
Wanting to know where he stood with his request that he made to the Pillars, Kevin made his way down the long halls to their office. He donned a baggy black hoodie, loose-fitting gray jeans and a pair of black slip-on Vans. The young man hit a corner and that was when the peculiar lyrics reached his ears, making him stop dead in his tracks. Kevin blinked a few times, looked around and saw...a group, by a wide-open doorway to the Pillars' office. "Oh, it's fuckin' lit!" Kevin dashed to the scene.
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