Lunchtime Solitude (Open)

"Onik! Onik! Onik!" The twin adolescent hogs screeched as they dashed down the bustling hallway. The two piglets evaded the confused humans with the grace of a gazelle being chased by a savage lion—well, technically they were. Directly behind them loomed an approaching shadow, a white mass of seething rage and concern. "Stop!" Juelz bellowed, but his booming voice only called the frightful piglets to increase their speed ten-fold. The ivory locked teenager found himself bulldozing through the insolence students who refused to move out of his way. As Juelz finally got within arm reach, he stretched his arm forward—his aim the curly tail of one of the hogs. His fingers grazed the skin before both baby animals drifted around the corner like exotic sport vehicles.

"Tch, fuck me..." Juelz collided into the nearest locker as the piglets continued their mad dash to freedom towards the eating-hall. Needless to say, Juelz; being the caretaker of these animals, continued after them. Once in the cafeteria, the piglets stuck to their strengths of being small and ran underneath the tables. Juelz stuck to the surface, evading half eaten meals, schoolwork, card games, and phones as he continued to give chase. The very moment the pigs emerged from their tight space, he leaped from the table and delivered a spear akin to a football player to wrap the fleeing piglets tight in those muscular arms of his. His body went into a tumble before he used the momentum to front flip himself back up to his feet and in front of a lone table located in the corner of the eating-hall.

"Onik! Onik! Onik!" The school mascots whined as they attempted to break free of the protective grip of Juelz. "You little fuckers need to stop!" He ordered with a demanding bark and a scowl to each piglet. The intelligent hogs knew they were bested so they tried the next best thing. Four bitty eyes fixated upon the lone girl at the equally lone table (Nanami).

"Onik! Onik! O-o-o-onik!!!" They were begging her for assistance!

Perfect! The hogs have gained the attention of the unsuspecting female teenager and began crying even more—the grunts getting more cute and desperate with each tug. "Shut the fuck up", their caretaker demeaned with narrowed eyes and a tight hug around the two babies. "You're both getting a bath, I don't want to hear any of this "oink oink oink" shit, you understand?" The hogs looked up at their caretaker with tearful eyes before placing four bitty eye back on the Asian in one more desperate attempt. Juelz finally acknowledged the female with a crocked brow of sorts—it seemed this girl took an immediate liking to them, the sparkle in her eyes indicating this guess.

"You don't want to get involved with these two, trust me." He explained to the female with simple words as the adolescent hogs continued to struggle out of his tight squeeze.

"And babies don't need discipline or to be scorned?" He retorted with a cocked brow of confusion. Juelz examined the female and could tell she felt extremely awkward and out of place—she must have been one of those social rejects, the poor girl. Before she could even answer the rhetorical question, the ill-mannered teenager turned around with full intentions on heading back to his dorm with his pet piglets. But, in his moment of observation, Captain Fuzzykins managed to break free of the vice like squeeze and dove directly at the unsuspecting female.

Onik! Onik! Onik!

He could do nothing but scowl a searing gaze at the little piglet that managed to escape—these little fuckers were just too smart for their own damn good! Now they were acting like children using the fact they are in public to get away with anything they see fit. But Juelz isn't the type of parent or caretaker to let children run game on him. So as the piglet found himself snuggling the female in victory, the boorish teenager took a few steps over to the female and grabbed the little oinker by his neck fat.

"Captain Fuzzykins and Lady Fluffernugget", he answered the question the same way Mr. Arose gave the names to him. The piglet felt the mighty tug of Juelz and squirmed with dangling little feet. The unamused male brought the piglet a few feet away from his own face and peered directly into the bitty little eyes. "You little shit..." In response, the baby hog sniffed his nose before bestowing a cute little kiss right in the middle. The teenager shook his head before Lady Fluffernugget did the exact same thing as her sibling; she too leaped out of the arms of Juelz and dove right at the poor female.

"Onik! Onik! Onik!"