FIGHT FOR LOVE 2: THE SEQUEL! (Event/Open)

(OOC: Another silly non-canon thread (at least if anyone dies). Those from the first thread, you get the gist. To anyone new, this is a silly battle for a poor girl being given away as a prize as the waifu. One post per round (meaning no posting again until I do) so that it's easier on me to GM as required. The last thread was insanely over-the-top, and while I like insane antics, try to keep it a bit more low key this time. Comedy is key, but people refusing to take any sort of damage even for the sake of comedy just drags it on too long.

Unlike the last thread, I'll move this one along EVERY 24 HOURS, so if you don't post in time I'll just skip you and you can just post in the next round. If you're in the middle of a fight, however, then it'll be assumed that the worst possible event happens to your character. If Jim is punching Bob and Bob doesn't post, Bob gets punched without any resistance.

Most importantly though, have fun!)

Once again, our fighters would find themselves in an arena that looked as if it came out of Rome. A crowd would be chanting for blood to be spilled, and if one looked, they would see the crowd was dressed entirely in togas with a couple of cowboys in there for some reason. There was also a donkey IN a toga and a cowboy hat, but no one paid it any mind.

The king would would rise and give a speech to everyone.

"Hello, my denizens. I am King Douchieus Maximus, and you are here to witness several brave warriors fight for the hand of a lovely bride once more!" The crowd cheered as he gestured towards the woman at his side, but stopped suddenly. He looked over and saw Zoe dressed in a more princely outfit, complete with a fake mustache.

"M-my bride... why are you wearing that...?" He looked down to the fighters, realizing that everyone was cross-dressed. All of the males were pink dresses with their hair done. The king stepped back, stumbling onto his throne.

"Great gods of Rome, what is happening... Whatever, just fight."

(OOC: Dice rolls will be done every round to determine if character actions will succeed, and environmental changes and traps may occur. Your first post is ordinary, just describe what you're doing in the arena for your start, perhaps give an awesome heroic speech for the bride, woo the crowd over, and be a bawss.)