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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Codename: Kids Next Door is a Copyrighted Title [Event]
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Post by Bianca "Reine" Lucani on Jun 10, 2015 16:34:34 GMT -5
Bianca was giggling as she put the stick in between the barbie's legs when suddenly, a brown gross substance landed right on the barbies. She dropped them in shock, mortified by the sudden fecal matter.
"WHA?! WHYSIT RAININ' SHIT?!"
She was then covered in orange juice, not realizing it was orange juice and freaking out when she got covered in the stickiness.
"WHO'S PEEING ON PEOPLE?! FARKIN'... GROSS... ASS... BITCHES!!!" She screamed, not sure how to cleanse herself of all these bodily fluids. She saw the pink haired person in the tree above. It wasn't a bird, but a person who shit on her. She grabbed a rock and chucked it angrily, but in her anger she messed up and tossed it at the BRA dudes by mistake, somehow, don't question it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 16:36:05 GMT -5
David blinked as the orange juice poured down, soaking him with the sticky sweet substance. He shook his head--shaking the orange juice out of his hair and was grateful to be wearing black. The whole thing was so strange--never had he had anything like this happen before! He couldn't help it, David started laughing uncontrollably. The poor bullied kid seemed alright, so David stood there, trying to wring his hair dry and looking around at the other students.
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jun 10, 2015 16:36:49 GMT -5
Having finally navigated the invisible walls and reached Koga, Keisuke would finally look up the moment the commotion started, and would quickly save and throw his Gameboy into the pocket of his over-sized hoodie. He seriously looked like he was swimming in the thing, and would quickly pull the hood up over his head as he noticed the rain of orange juice headed his way!
"C'mon, I just washed this hoodie. It was my favorite too..."
Covered in the sticky juice, he wasn't going to stand for this, especially from teenagers, and would run towards them, aiming a punch at one of the four teenagers. Karate Kid, aw yeay.
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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. Fuck outta' here."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Jun 10, 2015 16:37:27 GMT -5
STR: 1O | DEX: 1O | CON: 1O | WIS: 1O | INT: 1O "Oy', this kids binder is straight bootyhole!"
Juice sprayed all over the 11-year old "gang" leader, promptly ruining a great deal of the cards in the binder. With blistering anger towards the teenager—because fuck those puberty ridden fucks, he charged at them with gritted teeth.
"Only thing you Teenagers rule are... D.E.E.Z - N.U.T.Z!"
Santana pulled out man-made automatic pistols, D.E.E.Z & N.U.T.Z, and began firing loaded loogies at the teenagers hitman style (Devil May Cry 3 Dante Style.)
"Kids Next Door! Battle-Fucking-Station!!!!"
He called to his brothers and sisters, these bitches were about to learn today!
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SIRYNN CRUSH ALL OF THE BALLS!! 8)
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 10, 2015 16:37:40 GMT -5
"THROW ONE OF THOSE WEENIES AT ME DOODS, I'LL POOP ON THEIR FACES N MAKE THEM STINK" sirynn would scream from atop the tree, not knowing how to get down bc she has 1 int.
the pink monkey girl would swing from tree to tree, aiming her tiny white ass at the teenagers and firing away with turds. she was safe from juice, for now.
maybe a turd hit bianca in the face too. :') oops?
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"Wayyy up, i feel blessed" - Big sean
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Post by ☣ A n t h e m ☣ on Jun 10, 2015 16:41:08 GMT -5
At first Anthem was giggling at the B.R.A But once orange juice started fly, he got serious.
"UHHH--?!" At This moment Anthem marched up to the scene with his ant killing-stick
"YOU GUYS ARE ONLY A YEAR OR TWO OLDER THEN US, you're not that different...." He frowned as his voice was drowned out in the chaos.
He tried to throw his stick a the teenagers to be noticed. "UH- YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT GREAT TO BE HONEST!..."
(Stats: STR: 5, DEX: 14, CON: 10, WIS: 1, INT: 19)
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jun 10, 2015 16:45:33 GMT -5
Vivi managed to get on the backs of one of the teenagers, and as she bit him, his only reaction was "Ewww grooooss!" strangely enough! He happened to be the same one Sarah attacked, and he fell on the floor, his B.A.J.O.O.K.A. now laying next to him, waiting for someone to take it!
Teufel's cartons had about as much of an effect as Bianca's rock - none! However, Keisuke's punch hit one of the teens in the face and knocked him out - just as the B.A.J.O.O.K.A. fired a OJ carton at his teenage nuts!
At Juelz' word, the KND began to mobilize, and from the gym, a large number of students on B.O.O.S.T.B.I.K.E.s would race out into the courtyard with mounted turrets that fired capsules of asparagus! D.E.E.Z. N.U.T.S. took out one of the teens, however the one who remained would call for backup as well!
From the main school building, teens would pour out in B.R.A.s, each wielding B.A.J.O.O.K.A.s and D.O.N.G.s, floppy, yet firm sword-like objects that would hurt and feel really gross once they hit you!
Sirynn's shit would take out three teens and KND members! No one knew which side she was on!
FIGHT THE TEENAGERS!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 16:48:56 GMT -5
David would be at a good enough of a distance to get a good view on everything, but he was no longer sure what was going on. Was this... were they going to try attacking the teenagers? It wasn't that bad what they'd done... David sighed, not knowing what to do, really... He walked over to the school building and leaned against the wall, watching quietly. No one seemed to notice him anyway, and he would rather watch.
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Jun 10, 2015 16:50:21 GMT -5
Sarah grabbed the shit out of that B.A.J.O.O.K.A. and aimed it at the guy she got it from. He would be slowed down by the kick and that made him an easy target, she'd aim for his crotch and blast it at full force, kicking the notch up to 11 if possible before doing so.
"SOME VITAMIN C FOR YOUR LITTLE D!" She yelled at him.
Only then would Sarah go on a bloody rampage, loosing track of what she was doing as she would launch orange juice containers at the nuts of every person there that had them.
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Post by Bianca "Reine" Lucani on Jun 10, 2015 16:51:23 GMT -5
Bianca rummaged around in her little kid backpack, pulling out her weapon of choice. A super soaker filled with lemon juice, codenamed B.L.I.N.D.E.R. The sight of the D.O.N.G.S. disgusted her for some reason wasn't sure of. The sight of them filled her with rage, and she took aim and fired that lemon juice into the eyes of everyone she could aim at. She cared nothing about who she hit, despite being a little kid herself.
She felt something gross land in her hair, and she got wide eyed and horrified as she saw that brown trickling down her hair. She screamed, tossing her gun in anger and sadness, diving into the sandbox to try and get the shit outta her hair. She was going to remember this pink haired shit bird for the rest of her life.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 16:51:28 GMT -5
Teufel took this opportunity to run over and try to grab the B.A.J.O.O.K.A from the poor boy who got hit in the nuts by his own weapon. If he succeeded to grab the B.A.J.O.O.K.A from the teenager, he would use it to wreak his own havoc on the teenagers, firing it at them with as much ferocity as one eleven year old could have. If he failed he would probably get hit with a hell lot of Oj and carton, which would most likely hurt.
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Post by Zoe on Jun 10, 2015 16:52:49 GMT -5
Zoe would grin as she heard someone call out the signature rallying cry of their group. She'd open her book, revealing it to be a F.A.E.R.E.E. T.A.I.L.E. Zoe would open it in the face of an oncoming teen. A boxing glove would blast out, aiming to smack the teen in the face and knock him out. When she closed the book, the boxing glove would vanish inside,
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jun 10, 2015 16:53:19 GMT -5
Keisuke was midway through doing a small fist pump but would stop the moment he saw an orange carton making a beeline for Keisuke Jr.! He needed to save his little friend, and would do a quick hop kick to protect his nuts! Then as retribution for trying to make him a eunuch at an early age, he start raining punches of pre-teen doom at the nearest teenager!
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Jun 10, 2015 16:54:01 GMT -5
STR: 1O | DEX: 1O | CON: 1O | WIS: 1O | INT: 1O Crap! The escaped preteens managed to call for backup. No matter, The KND will not lose this day! Sticking low to the ground, Santana managed to evade flying juice boxes and raining shit nuggets. Getting over to his backpack, he brought out his secret weapon!
"OKAY, I'M RELOADED!" shoutout to that Scar Face, tho...
Once shouted, he rose up with a wooden shotgun he dubbed B.U.K.K.A.K.E for reasons unknown... Running towards the newly arrived teenagers, he blew buck shots of spoiled chunky milk at them.
"KABOOM! KABLAM! KABANG!"
He aimed for the face.
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 10, 2015 16:56:36 GMT -5
sirynn would use her prime spot in the trees to aim her ass at everyone, and fire away like a machine gun. but with poop.
the trail of nasty taco bell diarrhea damage would be aimed at the teenagers, but also aimed at some basic bitch yugioh playing kid. but mainly because his newest weapon is nasty af and he deserves 2 get some pink eye :^)
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