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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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Codename: Kids Next Door is a Copyrighted Title [Event]
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"Wayyy up, i feel blessed" - Big sean
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Post by ☣ A n t h e m ☣ on Jun 10, 2015 16:56:58 GMT -5
Anthem stood dull, in the middle of it all, dodging things as best he can... But clearly, this was now a battle field - the TEENS against the "Droolers"
No place for sensible talk - angry at the teens for starting this mess, he finally picked up a carton and threw it at a teen. "YOU'RE BEING IMMATURE!!! YOU TEENS ARE ALL MINIAT-.. IMMATURE FOR STARTING THIISSSS" (No one really cared about what he had to say) He continued to pick up things like "D.O.N.G.S" and tried to throw them, hoping to hit the teens...
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Post by Vivi Perish on Jun 10, 2015 16:58:55 GMT -5
Vivi yelped as the teenager who's back she clung to fell to the ground, and quickly wiggled out from underneath him. She shot a hand out to take the weapon he dropped, but it was quickly taken up by Sarah. Great, how was she gonna fight these guys? Vivi knew she definitely wasn't strong sooo...
She stood up and spat on the guy who went "Ewww grooooss!" before turning on her heals and running toward a tree she had been hanging near earlier. It's branches hung over some of the fighting students, and in it's branches was a net full of something dangerous... Vivi climbed to the top and cut the net lose, raining giant pieces of BROCCOLI down on the helpless children below.
She then proceeded to flick everyone off with both hands.
"I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH MIDDLE FINGERS TO LET ALL YOU DICKWADS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU!"
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jun 10, 2015 17:02:58 GMT -5
Sarah, Bianca, Teufel, Juelz, and Zoe took out a large number of teens with their simultaneous tactics!
Keisuke would find the B.R.A.s too sturdy to be affected by his fists, and he was slapped in the face with a D.O.N.G.!
Anthem would get whacked by a bunch of D.O.N.G.s as he tried to grab one! The teens didn't like that he was trying to peg any of this on them!
Vivi and Sirynn took out a multitude of teens and KND members (and Jet) with the broccoli/shit bombs that erupted from the trees!
"TEENS! FORM UP!" One incredibly large teen shouted, and they all made a giant, super-teen that wielded a giant sword of fleshy asparagus!
"OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?! WE CAN'T STOP THE V.E.G.I.E.S.C.H.L.O.N.G.!!!!" shouted the KND members.
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Post by Zoe on Jun 10, 2015 17:05:41 GMT -5
Zoe would watch the Yugioh playing kid suddenly pull out his weapon before grinning. They were fighting juice with milk! She'd drop her book and pull out her backpack. Suddenly, the teenagers would begin to form up! Zoe gasped, ”We're going to have to pull out the big guns!” With that, she'd dive into a bush.
But! The bush was a hidden chute into a hidden KND Base under the playground! A safe room to hide from bullies during field day and recces! The ground would rumble as a small helicopter type machine would fly out. It was clearly hand made- and it had giant tubes of... something white along with crude giant canons. ”F.L.Y. A.W.A.Y. Ready for action!” she'd shout out before beginning to blast at the VEGIESCHLONG with thick chunky rotten milk- aiming straight for the face of the super teen!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 17:07:19 GMT -5
David stared at the crazy chicks who were throwing stuff at him. What. The. Hell. But that wasn't the worst part. Then all of the teenagers--wait, what the actual hell. He stared as they all made like... a giant teenager. Well. Damn. That couldn't be good. Everyone seemed to be at war anyway... but he didn't want to fight. Still, he felt he had to do something in all of this chaos. Still, it's not exactly like he had a weapon... the worst he was able to do was some punches and kicks, which is exactly why he was trying to stay out of trouble... he wasn't a good fighter at all. Especially not at this age. But, if he could manage to get a stick to whack the giant teen... then... maybe... he looked over to a nearby tree, spotting the crazy chicks and decided against going there to get a branch. He wanted to avoid them at all costs...
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Jun 10, 2015 17:08:17 GMT -5
"I got this." Sarah said as she threw aside her B.A.Z.O.O.K.A.
"The greatest mind tricking, tactic ever. The Totally Inexplicable Distraction Device Instantly Erecting Saps. That's right. TIME TO BRING OUT THE T.I.D.D.I.E.S.!"
She removed her shirt to show the device which had two individual mind control spinners over her chest with flashing lights that would undoubtedly make every part of the V.E.G.I.E.S.C.H.L.O.N.G. confused and off balance by the throbbing formation in their P.A.N.T.S.
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Post by Yukimura Sanada on Jun 10, 2015 17:10:28 GMT -5
Ow, just... Ow. Keisuke's fists hurt from hitting the armor, and now his face, but he wasn't going to cry, he was a big boy, he was... Oh who are we kidding, he's a bit of a crybaby.
"THAT REALLY HURT! NOW YOU'LL PAY!"
He would then pull out his own weapon, the K.A.T.A.N.A., only to stare at the giant teen... with asparagus. Then he'd try to kick the giant teen in the back of the knee with a well placed kick.
"... Anyone have a B.B.Q.?"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 17:10:37 GMT -5
Teufel started to fire away at the giant teen hoping that it would do any sort of damage. Round after round....nope, nothing! Teufel dropped the B.A.J.O.O.K.A and pulled out he mulitated stitched up squirrel plushie and wided up it's tail. The jack in the box song started to play as Teufel threw it at the giant teen. The plushie, or codenamed S.T.U.F.F.E.R.E.R would create a large explosion of blue and pink and green Cotton candy and hot rancid turkey stuffing when the song ended, possible slowing down the behemoth of a teen. Picking up the B.A.J.O.O.K.A again, Teufel started to fire away again.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Jun 10, 2015 17:10:54 GMT -5
Dayum, this was an emergency-- as much as she wanted to pull out a bunch of guns and knives and basically reduce them all to a pile of guts on the ground, she knew these kids operated differently. It was time to activate one of their emergency procedures. She glanced briefly at the F.L.Y. A.W.A.Y. as it rose into the sky before lifting a hidden panel of the tree she sat in and slapping a switch labeled 'Big friendly button!'
A trap door opened from the side of a tree and a shoot extended from it. It then began to fire a bunch of banana peels onto the ground in front of the V.E.G.I.E.S.C.H.L.O.N.G.!
"YOU MOFOS ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN YO MAMA DROPPED YOU OFF AT SCHOOL SHE GOT A FINE FOR LITTERING!"
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Post by ☣ A n t h e m ☣ on Jun 10, 2015 17:11:03 GMT -5
*SMACK.. WACKK...GLACK-WACK* Anthem was attacked by several D.O.N.G.S - he was even hit straight in the butt... Then collapsed (cause his strength just isn't there..).
"OOOII--"
He couldn't even see who threw them. "...so happy they're finally graduating this year..." He muttered to him self.
He scrambled to his feet.
(Stats: STR: 5, DEX: 14, CON: 10, WIS: 1, INT: 19)
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Post by Bianca "Reine" Lucani on Jun 10, 2015 17:11:05 GMT -5
Bianca was stumbling around by this point, covered in fecal matter and god knows what else, clutching her stomach as everything was spinning around her. As the D.O.N.G.S. disappeared, V.E.G.I.S.C.H.L.O.N.G.S. took their place, and the sight of such a monstrosity was the final touch.
"I... can't... take it anymore... you... fucks..."
The small 11 year old ended up barfing an absurd amount of vomit that probably couldn't realistically fit in her system, aimed for the giant teens. If she was going to be covered in shit and vomit at the end, she was going to bring everyone else with her.
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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. Fuck outta' here."
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Post by ✞ ascension ✞ on Jun 10, 2015 17:14:48 GMT -5
STR: 1O | DEX: 1O | CON: 1O | WIS: 1O | INT: 1O "Dammit! Kids Next Door, take cover!" Juelz order to the members able to find cover from the nasty ass vegetables and shitty rain. Using the protection of the underside of a bench, Santana watched as the teenagers formed one massive creature... Things were starting to look bad for the KND...
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"Kids Next Door, Use T.H.A.T!!!!"
Over the PA system, a specific song played, a song that drove all teenagers on the edge of insanity... For reasons unknown...
Aiming his last B.U.K.K.A.K.E shot at the shitting fat rainbow monkey in the tree. Juelz would shout as his members stood their ground against the colossal creation.
"If you don't stop, I'mma tell your mom!"
A bluff, but one that should work... All little kids feared the wrath of their parents, right?
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Post by ❤️ sirynn the hungry ❤️ on Jun 10, 2015 17:22:07 GMT -5
that basic bitch tried 2 get away from her shit machine gun, and fire B.U.K.K.A.K.E at her. sirynn was way too fuckin slow to dodge that shit, so her ass got covered in milk.
sirynn was running dry on shit, so she was aiming to fire one last blast on the V.E.G.I.E.S.C.H.L.O.N.G. and at that stupid yugioh ho.
her final attack: K.O.O.P.I.S.A.L.I.T.T.L.E.B.I.T.C.H. her butt would rain a canon of shit.
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Post by Markus Eckhardt on Jun 10, 2015 17:26:28 GMT -5
It seemed like the attempts made by the KND were, for the most part, useless. That is, until T.H.A.T. blasted from the PA system. The sound made V.E.G.I.S.C.H.L.O.N.G. lose focus, and it tripped over the multitude of banana peels fired out of the side of the tree. The combination of these horrid embarrassments made the colossal structure fall apart (unfortunately on top of Keisuke) when their parents were brought into the equation!
"NO! PLEASE! NOT THE PARENTS! NOT THE PAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS!!!!!"
The teens, with their B.R.A.s deactivated so they were just wearing bras, ran off of the campus with asparagus between their legs.
--- All Participants Receive: +3 exp and one of the following
$300
A custom Ticket
B.A.J.O.O.K.A.: Once per thread, the user can fire an OJ carton at their opponent and cover them in sticky juices! Inflicts everyone within arms reach of the initial target, including themselves, with -10 dex for the next post.
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D.O.N.G.: Once per thread, the user can smack an opponent with this disgustingly floppy, yet firm, object, disorienting them and making them feel gross! Inflicts one opponent with -15 Wis for the next post.
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Post by Sarah Crestwell on Jun 10, 2015 17:30:45 GMT -5
I'm all about that custom ticket!
Sarah put away the T.I.D.D.I.E.S. and immediately blushed as she realized that she had revealed her final weapon that was only meant for life and death situations. She quickly ran away as she realized that tomorrow would be a different day, tomorrow she would be forced to the other side of this battle.
Tomorrow, Sarah, would be a teenager.
"Dear god, no."
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