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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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THANKS, I MADE IT MYSELF. (Speed event.)
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Let's sleep through the end of this world.
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Post by Ira Defaire on Oct 22, 2015 19:18:37 GMT -5
Letting out a glorious, lion-king worthy howl of shock, Ira struggled as her head flopped against the man's back. She felt herself lifted off the ground a moment ago, and with a heart-strangling shock, she let out another yell.
'DO NOT MAKE ME SMACK YOUR ASS." She shrieked.
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Post by Lance Stryker on Oct 22, 2015 19:19:39 GMT -5
Potato salad. Lance mother effing loved potato salad. This was practically heaven for him. All he needed was a cute gi- Hey, Paige was here as well. Things sounded pretty neat about now. Burglor stole a girl. Lance was not the heroic type who would go chasing after kidnappers. He felt quite confident that all he could handle right now was to eat potato salad. And of course Lance began to eat one of the potato salad chairs. He hoped that the recipe on the east coast did not differ from the delicious west coast style. If so, this would not be as enjoyable as he'd hoped. No matter, he was a hungry man and he would eat until he was full.
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Current Status: Going Fast.
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Post by Felix Booker on Oct 22, 2015 19:20:04 GMT -5
Felix walked into the party ready to show off his killer new dance moves, not even bothering to read the sign on the building-- he groaned as he realized he had stepped in potato salad . . . actually the entire building seemed to be made of potato salad!
On top of the weirdness a strange man appeared. Burglor? Felix could only stand in dumb shock as he watched the man with a B planted on his forehead grab-- was that Ira!?! And run into the potato salad filled warehouse. Felix would take off after him shouting, "IRA I'M COMING!" His shoes squelched with potato salad as he ran after the man as he thought to himself. 'I fuckin hate potato salad.'
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Oct 22, 2015 19:34:55 GMT -5
Cedric was amused by the sheer stupidity and absurdity of the display, up until the point someone was kidnapped. After a brief moment Cedric just shook his head and started sprinting after this dumb mofo.
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Post by Paige Weaver on Oct 22, 2015 19:37:14 GMT -5
Paige would be rather confused on what ever the hell was going on but after a moment she would sigh and think about burning down the factory.
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i tri my hard
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Post by Dreanas on Oct 22, 2015 19:44:28 GMT -5
Knuckles would act like a wall against Burglor! But Burglor simply turned into potato salad and continued running!
Valo, Sage, Sebastian, Cedric and Felix would ram right into Knuckles! Getting completely covered in potato salad! But hey, atleast its good.
Lance would taste the potato salad of the heavens, devouring the entire chair!
Ira would fall to the ground in front of Knuckles into the massive dogpile of people!
Paige would stand there! Edge of your seat action ladies and gentlemen.… Just kidding a giant potato salad demon attacks Paige.
As Burglor would run into the distance, a bunch of potato salad demons would rise from the factory and they were gonna attack all of you! But, yet another strange bald man would begin chasing after Burglor, "MICK YOU FUCK, I SWEAR TO GOD." Tripping a couple times, they'd chase eachother in circles like potato salad brains.
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Post by Sebastian Ruthkowski on Oct 22, 2015 19:46:05 GMT -5
Sebastian would knee at Knuckles' dick and try to keep running! He'd spit out the potato salad!
"This potato salad is horrendous," he grimaced.
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Post by Sage Honeysett on Oct 22, 2015 19:47:39 GMT -5
Sage wails as his plushies fell from his arms and got potato salad on them. He tries to wipe the salad off, but fails. With his plushie's hopes in his hands, Sage starts to fight the potato salad demons.
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Let's sleep through the end of this world.
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Post by Ira Defaire on Oct 22, 2015 19:47:34 GMT -5
Still thrashing about, Ira would accidentally kick Sage in the stomach. As she frantically waved her hands in sheer panic, she would end up scrambling up, only to fall down again on Knuckles, smacking the back of Felix's head with her hand, and slamming her head painfully upon Cedric.
"NO NO, I'M NOT READY FOR A GANGBAN-"
She accidentally slammed into Cedric again.
"DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS--"
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Oct 22, 2015 19:47:57 GMT -5
Valo fell to the floor, slipping after running into the big ol group and being covered in potato salad, and then falling onto the potato salad floor.
"Oh... oh my god... this is worse than when I come home after leaving Christa on her own for a little bit..." He complained, laying around on the floor. He looked up to see... potato salad demons. Fuck, this was like one of her crazy ideas come to life. He got up off of the group, readying himself for battle as he charged at one of the potato salad monstrosities. He would punch it where he assumed the heart was as hard as he could, though it was probably an awful idea.
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Post by Paige Weaver on Oct 22, 2015 19:49:41 GMT -5
Paige would blink a couple times at the demon before sighing she hated potatoes and well she was getting tired of this shit to. Paige would take a deep breath in and spray fire over the demon and all around him in an attempt to burn the place down. if the fire landed at all she would quickly reach into her back pocket and throw down a smoke bomb.
( Refillable smoke cylinders- A cylinder may be throw causing a 10 fot diameter to be flooded with smoke anything caught inside will have a hard time seeing things inside or out of the smoke including the owner. The smoke can be removed by a strong gust of wind. ! post for 15 INT.
Dragons breath- Once per every 10 INT you can deal 1/2 your INT at close range in the form of a fire breath this attack can only be done with in 10 feet of there target. if the user is with in kissing distance they take 3/4 INT damage instead can only be used once per post and always comes from your mouth. )
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Oct 22, 2015 19:50:02 GMT -5
Lexington found a flyer sitting near a sewer grate, when he check the time on his watch he was already fifteen minutes late! Naturally, he took it slow and made his way to the warehouse. When he arrived he opened the door to something rather difficult to describe in words. "Is this like one of them swinger parties?" Lex said as he watched people get chased by what looked like running potatoes
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Post by Felix Booker on Oct 22, 2015 19:51:37 GMT -5
He rammed straight into Fuckles the Enchilada, his nose smashing into the mans strong pectoral muscles. All around them potato salad constructs began to rise, and attacked them. He managed to stand, but dropped to one knee. He would be useless for this fight, potato salad was effectively his kryptonite.
Felix wanted to throw up, in his eyes the whole warehouse was an abomination. Not to mention he was covered in potato salad. "Potato's and mayonnaise was never meant to be mixe- URGH! Oh god . . . I'm gonna be sick."
He managed to fight off the urge, but actually combating the demon's he would leave to the others, as he crawled along the potato salad caked floors, wishing he had never been born. His goal was to crawl up on Burglor as he ran in a circle and stick an arm out for the strange man to trip on it.
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Post by Lance Stryker on Oct 22, 2015 19:53:45 GMT -5
Lance ate with abandon. Before he knew what had transpired, the chair was gone. Well, gone was an exaggeration, some of it was on Lance's cheeks. An entire chair. Lance felt full. But it tasted like heaven. Nothing would ever taste that good again. He could gorge himself on this food and die a happy man. Somewhere a man spoke blasphemy.
'This potato salad is horrendous' - Lance felt like he had been slapped. How could anyone speak such nonsense? Had he been a more of a Lex type, he would've defend the salad, instead, he chose to ignore the stupid man and focus on how to begin eating one of the tables. Utterly oblivious to the smoke. And demons. And, well. He noticed the table.
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Post by "Knuckles" on Oct 22, 2015 19:54:15 GMT -5
"AACK- POTATO SALAD- UUURGHH,MY DICK!"
Knuckles would grab his dick and feel over. If anyone was still in front of him, he was falling on them.
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