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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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NEW RP DISCORD SERVER. CONTACT "Shugo Yuy#5730" ON DISCORD FOR INFO.
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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THANKS, I MADE IT MYSELF. (Speed event.)
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Oct 22, 2015 20:16:54 GMT -5
Cedric after getting up from the collision with Knuckles had Ira run into then slam into him again which while not very painful was slightly annoying with all the shouting she was doing. So he grabbed her by the shoulders to force her to stop flipping the fuck out and shouted "CALM THE FUCK DOWN"
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i tri my hard
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Post by Dreanas on Oct 22, 2015 20:23:44 GMT -5
Lance would begin eating a table, a dinner of kings!
Paige would set the entire damn warehouse on fire! Destroying the heart of the potato salad, oh no!
Sage and Valos hand would fall off AS the potato salad man would melt.
Sebastian would get struck by a giant bucket of potato salad! You made the potato gods angry.
Felix would successfully kill burglor! By tripping him, yes.
Lex would stand outside the factory wondering what the fuck was actually going on.
Everyone else would explode and respawn outside of the factory. Huh.
The 2nd bald man would walk over to the body of Burglor, bending down and trying to take a letter from Micks hand, "THE FUCK MICK, GOD." Ripping it out of his hands, he would open it up and a narrator would read it to the entire set of people.
Dear Stmpr,
I realy was ur brother i just wanted to see if you'd still love me if i was a birglir
love mick, ur bro.
A bucket of tears would fall on everyone as Stamper would kneel down to Micks body. Summoning a red expo marker from nowhere, he'd write the letters. "B-R-O-" giving him a unibrow afterwards, pulling out a gun a gunshot would be heard as stamper would fall onto mick. A mysterious force squirting ketchup and smashing potato salad all over their bald heads.
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Post by Sage Honeysett on Oct 22, 2015 20:27:41 GMT -5
Sage uses plushies as hands! He then runs off to kill people~
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I'm a killer, like Rambo.
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Post by Lexington on Oct 22, 2015 20:28:49 GMT -5
Lexington watched the whole thing happen and kind of just stood there and watched. "Well shit.." He didn't really know what to do, so he turned around and walked outside only to see everyone had appeared outside now.
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Post by Sebastian Ruthkowski on Oct 22, 2015 20:29:19 GMT -5
Sebastian rips through the potato salad in his mad attempt to save Ira! He'll try and snatch her up and run for it, though it's hard to do when everyone is covered in a giant heap of potatoey disgust.
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Post by Paige Weaver on Oct 22, 2015 20:30:16 GMT -5
Paige would rush out the building breathing fire as she did to make sure it spread further and faster.
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Post by Adrian "Valo" Morei on Oct 22, 2015 20:32:55 GMT -5
Valo watched, horrified, as his hand was now gone. He fell to his knees, screaming.
"NOOOOOOOO! I NEEDED THAT... FOR... STUFF!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ONE HAND?" He despaired, crying like a little bitch. Then the thought occurred to him. "Oh shit... I can get a hook hand."
He stood up proudly, putting on a pirate eyepatch and a big ass cap with a skull on it. "YARRRR MATEYS, TIME TO PLUNDER DA BOO-"
He got engulfed in flames. Pirates were meant for the sea, not potato salad hell.
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Current Status: Going Fast.
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Post by Felix Booker on Oct 22, 2015 20:34:56 GMT -5
Felix watched in horror as Burglor fell to the floor and didn't get up. He hadn't killed him had he? Felix didn't get time to worry about this information as he felt himself get torn apart into a hundred trillion individual atoms, everything going black for what felt like an innumerable amount of time.
And then just like that he was back? Blinking his eyes open he saw that he was outside the warehouse along with the others. What the fuck had just happened? He felt that his experience in the warehouse had changed him somehow. He stripped off his clothes calmly, as if nothing was wrong. And then started screaming, "STAMPER WHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!", as he took off down the street butt nekkid, everything hanging out for the wold to see.
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Post by Lance Stryker on Oct 22, 2015 20:37:12 GMT -5
It was about the third seat that Lance noticed something was horrible wrong. Perhaps it was the intoxicating fumes of a warehouse on fire, or perhaps it was the ashes (of a warehouse of fire) that had begun to infest the potatosalad table, that warned Lance. But something made him forget the heavenly food and look up. Fire. Smoke. A grievously dick-punched man.
Lance had come for the potato salad. He had not come to save people. Lance had never really tried to use his flame crown before, but if he would ever need the extra strength, it was now. The blue flame crown seared into life, giving him a crown of blue flames. A man was wounded. He needed help - he'd have to save himself. Lance was going to drag this potato salad table outside. Or die trying.
[+5 str pr post, pr 5 int.
For 1 post per 5 INT the user can increase their Str +5. and a blue flame hovers on the head in the shape of a crown.]
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Post by "Knuckles" on Oct 22, 2015 20:42:40 GMT -5
Knuckles exploded. His last moments full of both bliss and pain, as he clentched his junk and deid with a female on his face.
Respawning outside, he would blink. Hands still completely shielding the D.
"What.. the.. FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Oct 22, 2015 20:46:14 GMT -5
Cedric spawned in at the site of his gang leader standing there holding his junk shouting and Felix running naked into the streets and just sat there getting angrier every second he thought about how this situation made no sense.... and how it was going to be a major bitch to clean his coat off.
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Let's sleep through the end of this world.
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Post by Ira Defaire on Oct 22, 2015 21:10:26 GMT -5
Ira would whimper in fear, and use Cedric as a shield, while trying to eat the potato salad he has on his cheek.
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Post by Dreanas on Oct 22, 2015 21:43:57 GMT -5
And then everyone lived happily ever after! With or without hands. God.
Reward time!
Everyone gets ONE of the following
3EXP, 1 CT, 300$
AND ONE OF THESE ITEMS.
Ring of potato salad: Usable once per thread, you can summon your very own potato salad demon to attack anyone! They will explode on your opponent, covering them in potato salad and causing them to lose -10 DEX and -10 WIS for the next round due to how disgusting it is. Additionally, the user is covered in some of the potato salad, causing a -5 DEX debuff for one round.
2 Gallon container of Potato Salad (Permanent Consumable): If thrown at, and it hits an opponent, it will cause them to slip backwards 1 foor per 5 INT!
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Post by Cedric Kenelm on Oct 22, 2015 21:51:56 GMT -5
taking the exp and 2 Gallon container of Potato Salad
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I'm fine in the fire, I feed on the friction. I'm right where I should be. Don't try and fix me..
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Post by "Knuckles" on Oct 22, 2015 22:16:41 GMT -5
Just exp plz.
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