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Welcome delinquents to PHS #552. A few reminders, no rough housing, no running in the hallways, no cheating, and no talking back to your teachers. Beyond that, enjoy yourselves. After all these are the years you’ll look back on, and remember, you mother fuckers peaked too early.
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Public Highschool #552 was rebooted by Xereon and Aether. Content is copyrighted to PHS #552 unless otherwise stated. The skin is created by Wolf of Gangnam Style. The board and thread remodel is by Kagney and has been heavily edited. Banner Image Credit. Chatbox Credit
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COME IN COME ALL AND WATCH THE SPECTACULAR STUDENTS FROM PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL 552 AS THEY PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER IN BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN! Watch as students go toe to toe on this little tournament with an unbelievable budget allocation! See them bite each other in arena made of LEGOS! Make each other bleed in an artificial JUNGLE!, even go as far as making them break bones under an artificial STORM! Really, HOW BIG IS THE BUDGET ON THIS SHIT! SO PLACE OUR BETS AND GO WATCH BAREKNUCKLE BEATDOWN NOW!
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A brand new group is on the making, The Apostles, a Pillar-like group led by none other than our brand new headmaster, Gregoire Girard. A student body that would lead students and enforce the law on this little school of ours. Little is still known about this student body, but who knows? It might just be what the school needs.
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A lunch box is seen last Friday, around 12:37:08pm with an encouraging note packed inside. This appalling display that utterly lacked manliness has left many students stunned and outrage, as some decided, after a long while, to speak out against it.
Full Story Here.
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The Trickster God [Speed Event]
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Henry
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Post by Henry on Jan 30, 2016 22:54:13 GMT -5
Mira, Vivi, Hailey: The lot would successfully take out the remaining apostles as Ira's water and Vivi's fart bombs set the area into a fartpocalypse. Meanwhile, Macht's dildo combo finished them off cleanly, and the Apostle bodies would disintegrate much like in a video game.
-100 apostles
Hex, Shugo, Girard, Yin, Jack: Shugo and Hex, along with their puke, would be blasted into oblivion by Yin's laser. Not really, they would just be sent clear across the galaxy until they came up through the other side of Yin's hole (huhuh). Both would be majorly fucked up, but not too bad. Yin also managed to take out a swarm of over 100 bats! Nice! Any he failed to take out met the wrath of Gerard's blades, which sliced through 20, which was impressive considering they're flying bastards and he's grounded. Jack's powerups allowed him to take out all those who weren't headed for Henry with his popsicle goodness!
-160 bats
The forty who charged for Henry began to claw at him and snatched his flag. Chance and luck bled from his arms and legs as his skin was shredded and he howled in pain. A message flashed over everyone's hud: THE KING IS IN DANGER. OBJECTIVE COMPROMISED.
Also, the earth - the parts Yin didn't yet destroy - began to rumble violently.
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Everytime this world changed, I destroyed what I wanted to protect without realizing it.
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The Knight of 552
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Jan 30, 2016 22:56:15 GMT -5
I turned towards Hex as we came out of Yin's hole and puked on him.
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Post by Yin Oguri on Jan 30, 2016 22:59:53 GMT -5
Yin didn't know how to feel about all the people going in and out of his hole, but he didn't question it. Instead he charged to the punks attacking the king and charged a ball into his hand before crushign it in his grip.
"Shotgun!"
He'd blast as many of them as possible.
Shotgun (Tier 2) - Once per 10 INT, Yin charges a ball of energy into his hand, crushes it as he throws the hand into a punch and fires the energy between his fingers forward in a cone in front of him of energy for 10 feet, doing 1/2 his INT in damage. (No matter how many shards hit the damage sustained is the same. 1 or all.)
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Come to me and I will end your suffering...
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Post by Marquis Gerard Bellerose on Jan 30, 2016 23:00:06 GMT -5
Gerard turned to see his 'king' bleeding. "You dare!" Gerard would spin and race back for the throne, slicing anyone who got in his way.
Upon arriving, he would silence any and all who dared attack his king.
What was this new found respect? Whatever doesn't matter. Kill things.
Slice. Slice. Slice.
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Post by Hailey Morei on Jan 30, 2016 23:00:10 GMT -5
"I... I don't think that's good..."
Hailey looked at the message on her hud as she stood amidst the now disintegrated Apostles' Apostle dust. Looking back at Henry, she would start to rush back towards the King, prepared to both save and end him, when suddenly, the earth began to rumble.
"Aaaaand that's probably even more not-good..."
Maybe there was still a chance to save the dimension, although whether or not that was a good thing was up for debate. She just didn't want to die in some messed up time where she can't even enjoy her breakfast before battle.
Taking a deep breath, Hailey would throw both eggahawks at Henry's attackers, hoping to do some good (or maybe not) and hopefully put an end to all of this. Either way, this world felt so out of character for her.
"EAAAAAAAAAAT SHIIIIIIIIIIT!"
Stats 100 across.
Equipped with Egg-axes. These eggs are taped to flimsy iron rods. When striking an opponent, the egg shatters, dealing full Int damage to the target and 1/2 int damage to all people within a five-foot radius. The eggs regenerate after use, somehow.
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Post by Vivi Perish on Jan 30, 2016 23:03:29 GMT -5
Vivi watched Henry get mauled.
"Fuck that guy, he gave me a butt for a weapon."
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Let's sleep through the end of this world.
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❝ Iconoclast ❞
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Post by Ira Defaire on Jan 30, 2016 23:06:42 GMT -5
She is beauty, she is grace.
 she will punch you in the face.
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"Not on my watch." She hissed.
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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!
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Post by Aldritch Hexell on Jan 30, 2016 23:08:12 GMT -5
feel the light shining in the dark of the night | RIP HEX 2k16 - 2k15
"SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
He would scream as he was shot with the damned laser. As he was hit, he would continue spinning uncontrollably, even faster with the help of that laser, he was becoming a blur, he was approaching Valhalla, attaining Nirvana.
As he would approach the other end of Yin's hole (huhuhu), he'd keep his velocity and force, attempting to slam his hammers on the part of the earth that was still in piece, the same hammers with the velocity and force of something that traveled the whole universe into a complete circle
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Post by Jack Griffin on Jan 30, 2016 23:08:47 GMT -5
It was only after smashing a huge number of bats that Jack realized he didn't have flying powers.
And if you were in the air and you didn't have flying powers, there was only one thing you could do: fall.
Jack had already come streaking in like a meteor, and now he came down again, spinning in the air as he fell. "Incomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!" The vertigo and sheer terror made him feel like puking, but he held his mouth tightly shut- only someone truly monstrous would even consider vomiting on someone from above.
His trajectory, left unaltered, would bring him down more or less on top of Henry's location.
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I'm gonna make you bend and break.
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THE IRON DRAGON
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Post by Macht Stärke on Jan 30, 2016 23:09:22 GMT -5
Macht couldn't see anything at all with the hud blotting out his already shitty vision, but he used the direction Ira had pointed in to guide himself. Dildo rocketing up once again, he propelled himself at Jack - poor Jack - and the man found two large trouser missiles aimed at his trouser missile. Being airborne, Macht was unaware of the shaking.
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Post by Henry on Jan 30, 2016 23:14:58 GMT -5
Thankfully, the team's quick action managed to fight off a majority of the bats. Yin and Girard were the first to take down roughly 15, whereas the falling Jack caused Macht's trajectory and Ira's water gun to take out another 20. Hex's attack, while powerful, was interrupted by the Starke Nude Macht, who ended up slapping him in the side with his dildo and away from the main fight. Of the remaining 5, however, one managed to stomp on Henry's face and pull the flag away. It flew at high speeds to get away, a large "DANGER!" sign flashing up on the hud.
As the bat flew, it's mates would keep the main group busy by slashing at everyone's butts. Meanwhile, from Yin's hole, a giant, demonic version of Steve Buscemi would appear. It looked like the normal guy with horns.
"Hey, how ya doin'?" He asked calmly, before standing to his full height and revealing he was about 100 feet tall. Lifting his large Buscemi foot, he would step down at Henry and eliminate him if the team did nothing.
Steve Buscemi stats: 400 across
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Post by Yin Oguri on Jan 30, 2016 23:17:38 GMT -5
"I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZUH!"
Yin would fire at the foot of the demon to hopefully knock it off course, he couldn't deal with the bat right now.
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Everytime this world changed, I destroyed what I wanted to protect without realizing it.
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The Knight of 552
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Post by Shugo Yuy™ on Jan 30, 2016 23:19:33 GMT -5
As Steve came in, I did the only thing I knew how to do. I farted using it to propel me into the air. It wasn't enough. As I broke through the fart clouds, I used Blitzkrieg to propel me further. It wasn't enough. As I broke through the clouds, I used Wings of Light propelling me yet again. I would stand there for a moment floating in front of Steve's face. Putting my hands above my head, I would charge lightning to them as I began to form a sword.
"TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY HATE! AND ALL OF MY SORRO- OH NO! Gotta puke."
The sword would disappear and instead, I would spit up vomit all over Steve's eyes.
Blitzkrieg: For one post per 15 int, Soran can propel himself forward with a burst of qi energy that offers a speed bonus equal to +30 DEX. If, during this charge, he collides with his target, any further attacks he makes on them are treated as having +10 Str, though the qi burst bonus is lost.
Wings of Light: Grants the users wings of pure, hardened lighting. Once per post when used, they can release and non-damaging gust that propel the user in one direction at a speed of 1 x INT. These wing are physical and can be used in other ways, they cannot be used to fly. Once per 25 INT.
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Post by Marquis Gerard Bellerose on Jan 30, 2016 23:21:13 GMT -5
Gerard would turn back around watching the bat. "DAMNIT! YOU SHALL RUE THE DAAAAAY!" He would take off for the bat, traveling at all speeds of crazy. If he got passed the giant, he would pasue only a moment to take a slash at his Achilles Heel before turning and throwing one of his swords with all of his strength at the bat. Hopefully, he'd knock him down and get the flag back.
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Post by Hailey Morei on Jan 30, 2016 23:21:20 GMT -5
Hailey's jaw dropped as she saw Steve Buscemi stand up and grow... and grow... and grow... until he was 100 feet tall. This was terrible. This was...
"BUUUULLSHIIIIIIIT!"
She screamed, Steve Buscemi being one of her phobias in life. How the heck was she supposed to handle him but super sized?
Seeing Yusuke fire his laser off, Hailey got an idea and tossed her eggahawks into the laser, hoping to propel them into Buscemi and deal a laseggsplosion combo wombo.
Stats 100 across.
Equipped with Egg-axes. These eggs are taped to flimsy iron rods. When striking an opponent, the egg shatters, dealing full Int damage to the target and 1/2 int damage to all people within a five-foot radius. The eggs regenerate after use, somehow.
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